― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)
There once was a man from Nantucket,Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,But his daughter, named Nan,Ran away with a man,And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)
There once was a man from Nantucket,Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,But his daughter, named Nan,Ran away with a man,EAT MY GIGANTIC COCK, YOU ASSHOLE.
I am willing to admit that I could be wrong.
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)
― chris (chris), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― chris (chris), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― david h (david h), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)
― david h (david h), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)
there once was a man from nantucketwith a dick so long he could suck ithe said with a grinas he licked off his chin"if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it"
― ron (ron), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 4 September 2002 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)
http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/naughty/lims1ab.html
― anon (stevo), Wednesday, 4 September 2002 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 4 September 2002 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 4 September 2002 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)
To or from Brighton?
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 4 September 2002 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 4 September 2002 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 September 2002 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)
(Filthy limericks about ILX events encouraged, unless they're about Nick's cousin.)
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 27 February 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)
Some Americans might not wholly get that.
― Brave Ulysses, Thursday, 27 February 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 27 February 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― Minky Starshine (Minky Starshine), Thursday, 27 February 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)
A reporter in training named Bruder, As she buried the lede of her suitor, Cried out: "Dash 30 dash-- I'd continue to pash, But my ethics demand I stay neuter."
― Douglas (Douglas), Friday, 28 February 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)
There was a young man at the capeOn a maiden committed a rape.said she "you damned shityou can't fuck a bitand you're knocking my quim out of shape"
― fletrejet, Friday, 28 February 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 28 February 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 February 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 28 February 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)
Wish I could remember where I learned it, though.
― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 28 February 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)
A mix-CD mixer named MatosMade collectible records his vatos.He piled colored waxInto seven-inch stacks,Then buggered the vinyl mulattos.
― Douglas (Douglas), Friday, 28 February 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)
Oh dear, the images.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 February 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)
The was a poster named Nick,Whose humor was ever-so-slick.His poems they suckedBut it was just his luckHis rhyming the judges did pick.
A very odd poster called Dan,Is not a very well man.He talks about sexCombined with Tex-MexAnd the readers, away they all ran.
― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 28 February 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)
*Might not be the Laura we all know and love.
― Leee (Leee), Friday, 28 February 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 28 February 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)
(forgive me, Ms. L...)
― Douglas (Douglas), Friday, 28 February 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― Leee (Leee), Friday, 28 February 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)
That twisted ol' dude called Leee,Had a thing for a woman's knee.He tossed her a coinShe kicked in his groinAnd now he is known as Cicely.
― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 28 February 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 28 February 2003 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 28 February 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 28 February 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 28 February 2003 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 28 February 2003 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 28 February 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)
Young Micharlangelo MatosHas relations with unripe tomatoes.Grinning, he flirts"Sure the insertion hurtsBut they're cleaner than uncooked potatoes."
The serial poster B. LucasTakes anyone up her sweet tuchas.She took ILMAgain and againAnd the ILE folks? Yeah, she took us.
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 28 February 2003 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)
Tourette's caused our hero N. Raggettto occasionally holler out "Faggot!"so he, full of tricks,waved around bundled sticksto prove he's no homophobe maggot.
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 28 February 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― Douglas (Douglas), Friday, 28 February 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 February 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 28 February 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― Douglas (Douglas), Friday, 28 February 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 1 March 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 1 March 2003 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 1 March 2003 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 1 March 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 1 March 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 1 March 2003 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 1 March 2003 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 1 March 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 1 March 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 1 March 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 1 March 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 1 March 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 1 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 1 March 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)
I've missed the ILXor-limerick bandwagon, but that's all right.
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 2 March 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 2 March 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 2 March 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 20 September 2003 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)
Mark P seriously killed on this one.
I am sad, though, that my limerick that accidentally turned out to be about Alba's cousin was ... fully expunged.
― nabisco, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
Ned with tourette's made me lol at work. Damn you.
― kenan, Monday, 12 November 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago)
there was a young girl from penzance who got on the ferry to france everyone fuctor except the conductor but the driver came twice in his pants.
fuctor apologies for work filters.
― darraghmac, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 10:07 (seventeen years ago)
There was a young girl from Devizes who had bosoms of two different sizes one was small, and no good at all, the other was big and won prizes.
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 12:36 (seventeen years ago)
had it, earlier on.
― darraghmac, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 13:04 (seventeen years ago)
There was a young man from Bombay Who fashioned a cunt out of clay The heat from his prick Turned the whole thing to brick And chafed all his foreskin away
― ledge, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 13:05 (seventeen years ago)
A buxom lass of Aberystwyth Took stones to the mill to grind grist with The miller's son Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the parts that they pissed with
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 13:09 (seventeen years ago)
picky young twunt name of darraghmac insisted that jol be given the sack after that day he had nothing to say apart from some union-bashing cack
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 12:18 (seventeen years ago)
doesn't scan.
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 12:26 (seventeen years ago)
not that i don't, y'know, appreciate the effort.
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 12:31 (seventeen years ago)
A fella by the name of GregWas so poor that he had to beg,Down on both kneesHe pleaded for cheese,But all he got was a mouthful of smeg.
― Clusterhead, Friday, 29 July 2011 08:40 (thirteen years ago)
them pioneers, they have no fearsthem dirty sons of bitches.they wipe their ass with a blade of grass,and laugh because it itches. they screw their wives with butcher knives,it hurts but just a trifle. they tack their balls to mountain walls,and blow them off with a rifle.
― notes on camping (Pillbox), Friday, 29 July 2011 08:48 (thirteen years ago)
Yee-haaaw! I like this guy
― Clusterhead, Friday, 29 July 2011 09:42 (thirteen years ago)
Eight years pass...
A spiritual healer named LeeDucked into an alley to peeHe pissed in the eyeOf a blind homeless guyWho screamed, “Holy shit, I can see!”
― Diddler on the Roof, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 13:45 (five years ago)
I was rubbing my cock on the buttOf the town's prettiest slutThen threw her ass on the groundAnd really started going to townNow I'm about to nut.
― Tonykinfla, Wednesday, 25 August 2021 03:10 (three years ago)