Why Is Spam So Useless?

OK, what I'm talking about is actually buyable goods (or visitable sites) that might appeal to me - the enormous dicks and Nigerian finance ministers and so on are a hazard of the interweb I think.

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I have no idea why its so useless - they must think everyone on the internet is in debt with a small penis?

And I have a huge penis, I'm setting up my own pyramid selling in my own home, and to top it all some hotty called SexMandi wants to get her claws into me....

Life is sweet...

Best mental image of the day. "Look that up on Google... GOOD GOD LOOK OUT FOR THE ENORMOUS DICK!"

i had.

So you wouldn't send your bank account number to a Nigerian King who wants you to hold $10 million for him, right?
And I think the people who send this spam realize that you wouldn't respond, but they expect some people to.

I would never bother looking into any sex, lose weight, or make money messages because I don't believe they could actually be beneficial to me. Maybe if it was something like "rare LPs for sale" I would be interested.

Chex0r out thiz near-novelistick Xperience that landed in my in-tray thiz eve!@#

Hi there,

Just a short letter to say thank you for your e-mail and phone call today, I just started to think you
forgot all about us because you were so quiet.

I actually considered getting a boyfriend in case you were not interested anymore!! Unfortunately I
dont really move in the right circles to meet someone.

The kids are now in bed and I have a few quiet moments. I just said to my mom that even though I
don't have to worry about the normal things like washing and cooking anymore, I am still exhausted!
I guess this is a process with little kids that will go on until they don't demand so much of your time
and energy! Especially little Julian is starting to really take a lot out of me now, he doesn't want to
go to just anybody, sometimes he clings to me like a little koala! He does not want to go into the
walking ring anymore, he will sit and play and then crawl to me and pulls himself up on my pants so
that I have to pick him up and then you have to watch him all the time as he pulls himself onto all
the furniture and everything he can get to grab on. Little Carlo refuses to sleep now in the
afternoons with the result that by about 7 o'clock he is so tired that "the divil" starts to possess
him!! He starts to throw tantrums and then I know that the only thing to do is taking!
him to bed! Tonight he had to get a bit of a smack before bed!! He pushes and pushes me until I
have no choice but to smack him even though I hate doing it, he doesnt give me a choice because I
warn him and warn him but he tries me anyway!! Last night we went for tea at Anel's house
because they invited their neighbours whose little girl is just 10 days older than Carlo. Carlo then
behaved like the perfect little "angel" the whole night. He and the little girl danced and kissed and
hugged, it was too gorgeous to see. Some nights I just wish I had more wisdom for the two kids!
When they are in bed I wonder what I could have done better to be a better mom to them, you know
I wonder if I am too soft, I pick Julian up too quickly when he cries at night, Carlo gets away with too
much before I actually smack him..... etc.

Michael has in the meantime let it all go to his head. He bought the Porsche, and has started
setting aside money for the kids tutoring. It looks as if our lifes taken a new turn.

Michael gets his bet information from Colin Davey, who has apparently made over 10 million from
the bookies. Michael says he listens to him because Colins been in the horse-racing and betting
business for 18 years. I dont think Michael would listen to anyone else right now. Hes been
winning so often that well be able to move into a larger place by mid-October. Ill give you the UK
number its 0906 xxx xxxx. I know that theres a charge of 1 a minute. Nothing when you consider
what Michaels bringing home. Michael tells me that bookies are giving away money to attract new
registered punters. Are you aware that earnings from bets are tax free? You should try the service -
you'll realise how valuable it is.

You asked when we were coming, as I said we are looking at leaving here the 11th of September
and will then be there the 12th. It all depends on the flights as my parents are traveling first class.
Maybe we will just surprise you! Can you believe that we have been away two months already
tomorrow! Can you please phone Carlo's day care school and let the owner, her name is "Ingam"
know that Carlo will be back on the 12th and if he can come back to school the following week,
probably the 17th.

Hope you have a good week, love Paula

DO NOT PHONE THE TLELPHONE NUMBER IN THE ABOVE MESSAGE!@# IT WILL COST YOU ONE POUND A MINUTE FOR NOTHING!@# [done and done: a passing moderator]

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- DO YOU FIND OTHERS HAVE A HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO CONVEY?
- DO YOU FIND THE NEED TO REPEAT YOURSELF FOR OTHERS TO UNDERSTAND YOU CLEARLY?
- DO YOU FEEL EMBARRASSED OR LESS CONFIDENT WHEN TALKING TO WORK COLLEAUGES?
- DO YOU WISH TO COMMUNICATE YOUR THOUGHTS MORE EFFECTIVELY?

From Luke Levine
Subject RE: Join the thousands who are now sp@m-free

Who I'd like to meet:
I am lonely, depressed, and urgently need a penpal, girlfriend, bored housewife, GFE, sensual massage with a "happy ending", a "real" coed with a webcam. I want my dominant/submissive fantasies fulfilled, my balls tortured, my pancreas pierced, my body modified, my brain friend, my ashes hauled, my mind made up.

You say that you can take a snapshot of an ad on a sign or billboard and then instruct your eyetap computer never to display it again. But ads are becoming digital. Won't they alter themselves as quickly as spam does?
I guess I could envision theft of human thought resources as being something that those who wish to steal the CPU cycles of your brain would attempt by getting more sophisticated. And therefore, the theft prevention mechanism would have to get more sophisticated. Spam could be thought of as theft of resources.

8 1/2-oz pkg cornbread mix 10-oz pkg frozen broccoli spears
12-oz can SPAM, cubed 1/2" thawed and drained
1 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese

Heat oven to 400. Prepare cornbread according to package directions. Stir in SPAM. Spread into greased 9" pie plate. Bake for 15 to 20 minutes or until cornbread is almost done. Arrange broccoli spears on top of cornbread; sprinkle with cheese. Return to oven; continue baking for 5 to 10 minutes or until cheese is melted and cornbread is completely baked. Yield: 6 servings.

Prepping to become ILLEGAL?

Steps are already been taken to BAN prepping... especially stockpiling food right here in America.

For example, *Trump* has signed an executive order that gives the government authority over and EVERY resource and infrastructure in the USA.

(how long since trump had exec order powers? come on spammers, update yr templates)

Aha! that's where you're wrong.. he's the *true* president running the real government from Mar-a-Lago