theres already seven of these threads but i am lazy
so yeah happy birthday, i broek wikipedia for u
― blurgh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:11 (fourteen years ago)
aw sweet
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:16 (fourteen years ago)
Hip hip hooray on your magical birthday day!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:16 (fourteen years ago)
fanfare on unmuted trumpet for you!
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:17 (fourteen years ago)
yay happy birthday Dan!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:17 (fourteen years ago)
Bam! Birthday cake explosion in your face! HB! :-)
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:17 (fourteen years ago)
happy birthday!
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:17 (fourteen years ago)
wall o' happy birthdays!
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:20 (fourteen years ago)
happy birthday, orgasm explosion in your facehole
― rocognise gnome (remy bean), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:21 (fourteen years ago)
Happy Birthday!
― Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:22 (fourteen years ago)
Indeed, to all of that! And happy birthday once more.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:23 (fourteen years ago)
haperry birthdan old bean!
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:23 (fourteen years ago)
fuck sayin this twice tbph
― (govtname)mac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:24 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6M7i2mfMlU
― the smell of Whiney's cheap perfume (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:25 (fourteen years ago)
Happy birthday dude! Hope you have a great one!
― pass the hatchet i think i'm gordon (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:28 (fourteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mgCUMe-VX5w/SwhPAQOGKpI/AAAAAAAAAH8/svBz3We1VP0/s320/slyfox4.jpg
WEEEEEEE
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
Happy birthday!
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
^_^ THANK YOU ALL ^_^
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
Whovian salutations and happy biiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday DJP!!
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
Dan!
Happy birthday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2D3-FkoXNU
― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:42 (fourteen years ago)
Hey Dan, have a loopy time today!
-- Danny Breaks
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
Waht? AGAIN?! ALREADY??!! Seems like we've been through this, but... have bags o' fun on your BD, dan. (wink wink)
― Aimless, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:31 (fourteen years ago)
Happy birthday to you!
Again... :)
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:26 (fourteen years ago)
Happy birthday! Have a shot:
http://www.upchicago.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/malort.jpg
― gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:28 (fourteen years ago)
Happy birthday Dan. We should celebrate in person soon!
― ENBB, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
have a good one
― demolition with discretion (m coleman), Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:33 (fourteen years ago)
Happy birthday Dan!
― Jaq, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:41 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjoEp5nqRWg
― Angrrau Birds (seandalai), Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:46 (fourteen years ago)
Happy birthday, Dang!
― Bryan, Thursday, 19 January 2012 03:52 (fourteen years ago)
<3
i searched "bernice summerfield cake" and got this
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fL_1e-Xa6gs/TdRN_Flga3I/AAAAAAAAAN4/wnQKwJA3jUQ/s640/Dalek+Cake+-+CardCabin.jpg
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Thursday, 19 January 2012 03:53 (fourteen years ago)
that is a cake that I want
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 January 2012 04:14 (fourteen years ago)
icing! birthday cake explosion in your facehole
― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Thursday, 19 January 2012 04:25 (fourteen years ago)
Seems to me the classy thing to do would be to change your screen-name and fake surprise :) Happy birthday, man!
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 January 2012 08:44 (fourteen years ago)
hbd djp xxx
― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Thursday, 19 January 2012 10:58 (fourteen years ago)
happy birthday dan<3
― estela, Thursday, 19 January 2012 13:06 (fourteen years ago)
happy birthday, dang it!
― stet, Thursday, 19 January 2012 13:39 (fourteen years ago)
Shit, here I was thinking that this was the fake happy birthday dan thread and I wasn't going to get fooled this time, no sir.
Happy birthday, dan.
― beachville, Thursday, 19 January 2012 13:44 (fourteen years ago)
HBD DJP 2021
― shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 01:12 (five years ago)
hp DJP! no doubt you are obscenely old by now - but aren't we all!
― calzino, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 01:18 (five years ago)
Happy birthday Dan! What was the celebratory cocktail?
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 01:21 (five years ago)
HBD
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 01:22 (five years ago)
HBDJP!
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 01:48 (five years ago)
Thank you! The celebratory cocktail was something I made out of golden berries
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:36 (five years ago)
happy birthday DJP!
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:39 (five years ago)
happy birthday!!!!!
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:42 (five years ago)
happy birthday djp!
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:44 (five years ago)
Happy birthday, DJP! Thank you for being awesome.
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:54 (five years ago)
a pile on I am happy to join. HB, DJP.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 05:46 (five years ago)
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 05:54 (five years ago)
It's it
(what is it?)
IT'S IT
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 19:38 (three years ago)
It truly is!
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 20:34 (three years ago)
Happy happy, DJP! I'll lift a jasmine in your honor.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 20:41 (three years ago)
Happy birthday DJP! Hope it's a good one.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 21:01 (three years ago)
VHB DJP
!!!
― Kieth Encounter (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 21:02 (three years ago)
Merry Birthday!
― | (Latham Green), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 21:25 (three years ago)
Thank you!
― castanuts (DJP), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 21:45 (three years ago)
bappy hirthday!
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 21:46 (three years ago)
happy birthday young man - have a good 'un!
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 22:13 (three years ago)
happy birthday :D
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 January 2023 01:21 (three years ago)
happy birthday!!
― ꙮ (map), Thursday, 19 January 2023 02:51 (three years ago)
I do not post here nearly as much as I used to but I greatly appreciate the birthday wishes and I greatly appreciate all of you, regardless of how salty our interactions may sometime be. This place has been part of my life for 22 years and I don’t regret that.
― castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 19 January 2023 03:07 (three years ago)
HP DJP love from KC
― Covfefe and TV (ken c), Thursday, 19 January 2023 03:39 (three years ago)
HAPPY BIRTHDAN
― more crankable (sic), Thursday, 19 January 2023 05:08 (three years ago)
HPY BDY DJP!
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 19 January 2023 05:41 (three years ago)