why are most of the ilx men fuckably delicous.

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esp. Arthur.

anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 6 September 2002 06:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone's been drinking again.

James Blount, Friday, 6 September 2002 06:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Good question. We are, though.

Andrew Thames, Friday, 6 September 2002 08:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Put the crackpipe down NOW.

Was there a different thread to the one I was looking out? My favourite picture was the one of the guy who looked like he was nervous about his first day working at a kebab shop.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 6 September 2002 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

It's all that time they spend "typing".

Works up the fingerzzz.

Not that I would know, of course.

Sarah (starry), Friday, 6 September 2002 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

You may be right. Really.

Andrew Thames, Friday, 6 September 2002 08:39 (twenty-three years ago)

The VAST quantities of cathode-tube radiation they are exposed to from hours of staring at/compulsively refresh-ing ILX's glaring almost-white pages causes some bad-Marvel-Comic-style transformation into ILX super-nerds, posessed of immense intelligence, impeccable record collection mentalism and overwhelming sexual prowess. Or, uh, something.

petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 6 September 2002 08:59 (twenty-three years ago)


I guess Nicky D has always been in this category but I am not convinced about other contributors.

the pinefox, Friday, 6 September 2002 09:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Crikey Petra-Jane. Where do we find them? Oh ... er ... um.

Still, a man with a good refresh action is hard to find.

Anna, Friday, 6 September 2002 09:22 (twenty-three years ago)

"most"

Graham (graham), Friday, 6 September 2002 09:59 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, "most".... the rest are magically decilious.

gimme back me lucky charms!

shit, leprechaun is hard to spell. lepricorn. leprachawn.

whatever.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 6 September 2002 10:11 (twenty-three years ago)

delicious, not decilious.

if decilious isn't a word, is should be. is it?

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 6 September 2002 10:11 (twenty-three years ago)

You know, I horribly misread the question initially. I'm just glad I realized my mistake in time.

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 6 September 2002 10:21 (twenty-three years ago)

anthony i always know when a thread is yours before i open it up

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 6 September 2002 10:37 (twenty-three years ago)

my question is, why only most?

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 7 September 2002 02:23 (twenty-three years ago)

because theres me

vic (vicc13), Saturday, 7 September 2002 02:29 (twenty-three years ago)

And Anthony hasn't even met me. Steady on, tiger.

DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 7 September 2002 11:29 (twenty-three years ago)

It's the combination of brains and articulateness. Smart is sexy!

j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 8 September 2002 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)

you know, here I'd been thinking this whole time we were more like frosted Lucky Charms--magically delicious. ah well.

M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 8 September 2002 01:42 (twenty-three years ago)

"It's the combination of brains and articulateness. Smart is sexy!"

not necessarily

kiwi, Sunday, 8 September 2002 08:42 (twenty-three years ago)

she must be so proud.

JC (JC A.), Sunday, 8 September 2002 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, but are the people in that picture articulate and witty? Are they members of the ILX community? Hmmm?

(Unless Bill Gates is one of us, in which case I'd like to discuss a possible grant...)

j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 8 September 2002 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

MIDDLE CLASS SHITS

ewrr, Sunday, 8 September 2002 23:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Respect man! I like to consider myself bourgeois

vic (vicc13), Sunday, 8 September 2002 23:17 (twenty-three years ago)

only you can stop the laughter comrade

kiwi, Sunday, 8 September 2002 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

indeed

gershy, Friday, 22 June 2007 06:15 (eighteen years ago)

four years ago.

Mark G, Friday, 22 June 2007 07:01 (eighteen years ago)

I'm struggling to imagine what Nicole was thinking that could have been worse than this thread title.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 June 2007 08:40 (eighteen years ago)

Even moreso fuckably delicious these days, mostly thanks to me.

King Boy Pato, Friday, 22 June 2007 08:41 (eighteen years ago)

why did you give them all makeovers

g-kit, Friday, 22 June 2007 08:43 (eighteen years ago)

Avon pays me on commission.

King Boy Pato, Friday, 22 June 2007 08:44 (eighteen years ago)

beats me

hstencil, Friday, 22 June 2007 09:43 (eighteen years ago)

*whistles*

Trayce, Friday, 22 June 2007 09:48 (eighteen years ago)

is that a catcall whistle?

hstencil, Friday, 22 June 2007 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

You big ole flirt, you. ;-)

Masonic Boom, Friday, 22 June 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

zoinks

hstencil, Friday, 22 June 2007 09:59 (eighteen years ago)

there are definitely some male hotties on the 'june, we change our tune' thread... not naming names tho...

Rubyred, Friday, 22 June 2007 10:16 (eighteen years ago)

always after me lucky charms...

Dr Morbius, Friday, 22 June 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

ok what the hell is this nonsense

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 22 June 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

fuckably delicious is the new magically delicious!

Masonic Boom, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

A thread started (and maintained) by unfuckably undelicious ILX men perhaps? (xp)

Tom D., Friday, 22 June 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

I support this thread

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

hstencil needs to post zoinks more often

El Tomboto, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

ONLY FUCKABLY DELICIOUS MEN ALLOWED ON ILX FROM NOW ON

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

"zoinks" = fuckably delicious

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

illegally delicious is the new fuckably delicious

Just got offed, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

hstencil needs to post zoinks more often

OK, I've flirted with shamelessly hit on Stence enough for one day.

Masonic Boom, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

what does that even mean xpost

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 22 June 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

fuckably illegal

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

"what does that even mean" is the new 8080!

Masonic Boom, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

manilishi^^^^

Mr. Que, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://adage.com/images/bin/image/small/disneycereal111206.jpg

the lex

gabbneb, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

these recent posts are not half as funny as this morning's posts. mid-afternoon crash?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 22 June 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

I have become bored again. :(

Ms Misery, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://math.hope.edu/newsletter/hexagons2.jpg

geeta

gabbneb, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

wait the lex one is funny

xpost HI YOU'RE RUINING THE THREAD

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 22 June 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

My question has yet to be answered.

kingfish, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

Eat cereal, get funny again

C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

I would totally eat cereal if it were available. I'll have to get some sugary stuff at the store tonight.

Ms Misery, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

Crispy Hexagons is still my favorite home-brand knockoff of a popular cereal.

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

omg crispy hexagons

strongohulkington, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

i saw Crispy Hexagons open for Pitchblende once

Mr. Que, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

i kept an annoying stoned guy occupied for hours at a party at my mom's house in college as he tried to get his head around the crispy hexagons concept

strongohulkington, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.minimus.biz/images/F25-2509113-4100bg.jpg

and what

gabbneb, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

man smacks were gross, but that frog was so cool i wanted them anyway.

Will M., Friday, 22 June 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/SIGN/98285~Fruit-Loops-Posters.jpg

Ms Misery

gabbneb, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

that one's sorta facile tho

gabbneb, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

THX TO SCHEF FOR MAKING ME SHOT FROM GUNS CEREAL!

SHOT FROM GUNS! WHEEEEEEEEE!

John Justen, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

xpost
weak

Ms Misery, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

Just keep telling yourself "I am the small cat." and everything will work out fine.

John Justen, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just the lazy cat.

Ms Misery, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

you were toucan sam, no?

gabbneb, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

Who?

John Justen, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.loonietimes.com/gallery/toucansam.jpg

Mr. Que, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

i am the br-r-rawny cat.

elmo argonaut, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

do i get a fucking goddamn cereal or what you pieces of shit

strongohulkington, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

I thought you were implying I was a. fruity or b. loopy

http://www.msu.edu/~john1827/Sam%20I%20am.bmp

Ms Misery, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

Didn't you get one upthread?

Ms Misery, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

Jess I found a couple good Wacky Packages ones for you but the bastards wouldn't let me link 'em.

Dimension 5ive, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

Gripe Nuts! Weakies! O the roffles.

Dimension 5ive, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

do i get a fucking goddamn cereal or what you pieces of shit

-- strongohulkington, Friday, June 22, 2007 6:44 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0812/cereal.gif

Mr. Que, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

I found one too. Will this not link?

http://www.wackypackages2005.com/images/ANS3/47-gripe-nuts.jpg

Ms Misery, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

nicely done

Dimension 5ive, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

I'm glad we were both googling along the same lines.

Ms Misery, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

hooray!

strongohulkington, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

IT
WILL
GIVE
YOU
SOME-
THING
TO
COMPLAIN
ABOUT!

elmo argonaut, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/SIGN/98285~Fruit-Loops-Posters.jpg

nothing funny to say, but this ^^ is a beautiful box, and I want a framed posted of it in my kitchen

kenan, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

oh, italics. :(

kenan, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

i keep wandering around the office snickering about "why am i sitting in a bowl of my own product?"

homosexual II, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

i go away to sleep for a few hours, and the cereal-thing is STILL going?! you guys have stamina.

Rubyred, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

man kingfish so is BEHIND the bowl and not IN it... yeesh. still hilarious quotage though

QUOTAGE

Will M., Friday, 22 June 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

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Ed, Friday, 22 June 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

wrong keyboard damnit

Ed, Friday, 22 June 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

those are all useful

rodman, Friday, 22 June 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

fuck leaving computer for 40 minutes

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

i love sugar bear

chaki, Friday, 22 June 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

I love how so many of the cereals on this thread happily say "artificial berry flavour" or whatever.

Trayce, Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

awww i rmember mr. t cereal
*gazes wistfully into space*

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

I don't, but I do remember its cameo in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

kenan, Saturday, 23 June 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

this entire thread is really gross

the sir weeze, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:10 (eighteen years ago)


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