because why should the sandbox have all the fun
― flags post o fu (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 00:39 (thirteen years ago)
guys don't make passesat tupperware classes
― flags post o fu (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 00:40 (thirteen years ago)
if you can't pick a zit with it, don't get upset with it
― The I-Need-a-Cure Singers (unregistered), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)
a three-legged man needn't suffer the runs
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)
i was gonna but
― flags post o fu (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)
yeah, it's pretty annoying. maybe i delete it.
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:27 (thirteen years ago)
the passing of a sixteenth bishop occurs only on a waxing crescent
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:36 (thirteen years ago)
the truth whispered from god to bjork will come to truth when the krill grow legs
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:38 (thirteen years ago)
it is what it is, a zit
― textile in thighville (get bent), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:39 (thirteen years ago)
You've seen one hongro, you've seen them all.
― Aimless, Thursday, 2 February 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
putting the kart before the mario
― rubber belly hand necker (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 2 February 2012 05:04 (thirteen years ago)
if you've never had it, you can't say you've never had had it
― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:35 (thirteen years ago)
the oily baby never sleeps
― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:42 (thirteen years ago)
thread of this guy
http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Cartoon%20Network/Ed%20Edd%20&%20Eddy/Rolf_300.gif
― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:45 (thirteen years ago)
clean linen oft hid a pissy mattress
― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 04:31 (thirteen years ago)
hmm that's scrutable tbf
― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)
you've got to lick it before you click it
― plastic surgery dizbusters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 16 March 2012 05:05 (thirteen years ago)
a stick in the guts is easier than a kick in the nuts
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 March 2012 10:37 (thirteen years ago)
absent friends make for bigger rooms
― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 10:46 (thirteen years ago)
if spring is a hat, then summer is a cape
― Euler, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:47 (thirteen years ago)
The third harvest of the year often withers the scythe.
― aonghus, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:48 (thirteen years ago)
bricks make the brother
― Euler, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:52 (thirteen years ago)
why buy a book when it's springtime in Shanghai?
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 March 2012 10:52 (thirteen years ago)
otm
― ledge, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:56 (thirteen years ago)
People who live in glass houses should not grow trees
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:58 (thirteen years ago)
A bird in the hand is worth it.
Be Patient: God loves a ciggie.
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:59 (thirteen years ago)
There are more things in your bag than there are in that dude's knapsack.
Painting is next to Cleethorpes.
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 11:00 (thirteen years ago)
Going Commando is a bad idea in a good invasion.
I could do these all day, but I shall stop with one I actually heard one small boy say to a small girl.
"My dad says your mum's stupid"
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 11:01 (thirteen years ago)
the yolk of oppression is yellow as the sun and as runny as the nile
― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:04 (thirteen years ago)
Many a fan has been fluttered in the face of an owl
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:37 (thirteen years ago)
If you want the butcher's best, be gracious to your guest.
― ledge, Friday, 16 March 2012 11:38 (thirteen years ago)
[You're] as predictable as a wooden book.
(actually heard someone say this once)
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:39 (thirteen years ago)
Shepherds' pats on your cheese slats
Morning is showing picture of a pony to a milkman.
― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:32 (thirteen years ago)
A mug from a place you've never been/is sure to catch the whole world's sin.
― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:34 (thirteen years ago)
you don't stifle a fart by holding it in, but by destroying the source of the methane
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 16 March 2012 12:37 (thirteen years ago)
The tweaking midwife always spills the bongwater of the expectant mother.
― Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:46 (thirteen years ago)
If you can't trust a man, then you surely can't leave your house
― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 13:03 (thirteen years ago)
A fart a day can make your troubles seem square.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)
If you want to win, make your opponent sleep backwards
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)
Wear a scarf in the summer? Someone barfed on your mother.
― the same dope water as you (how's life), Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:19 (twelve years ago)
"Just because it rhymesdoesn't mean it's true"
― Mark G, Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:31 (twelve years ago)
step on a crack, call the council.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:36 (twelve years ago)
talk like you're wistful. walk like you're full of wind.
― how's life, Thursday, 23 August 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago)
Penny time is any time you huff a puff of rye.
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)
New friends sit on your lapOld friends give you dap
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:58 (eleven years ago)
it takes a rabbit to scare a miser
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)
When a loved one dies, don't be sadCos you can take their stuff
― Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 05:58 (eight years ago)
Always listen to your parentsAnd get a stenographer to write it downThen later in life, when they're on their deathbedsBody them with their lies
― Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 05:59 (eight years ago)
and take their stuff
an ex-gf was incredibly funny w these (she used to do them in the voice of steve earle's character in the wire) but i cannot remember any of them because none of them made enough sense to remember. just remember not being able to breathe.
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 September 2016 06:03 (eight years ago)
men seldom make passes, much like inert gases
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 30 September 2016 06:19 (eight years ago)
find a penny on the floorNed Beatty will come through your door
― Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 06:20 (eight years ago)
If you can't see the forest, you can't hear the tree.
― Zachary Taylor, Friday, 30 September 2016 06:37 (eight years ago)
Bodhidharma would have been all over this thread
― erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Friday, 30 September 2016 07:29 (eight years ago)
When the wind blows, the wind knows
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 30 September 2016 09:00 (eight years ago)
One sweater, never betterTwo or more, your father's a whore
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 30 September 2016 09:04 (eight years ago)
Red sky at night, shepherds' delightRed sky in the morning, horrible morning
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 30 September 2016 09:10 (eight years ago)
You dont react to the shark, you react to the other fish in the shoal
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:47 (five years ago)
remember, when your pants are down around your ankles- that's the time to pull your socks up
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:48 (five years ago)
when you're in a crater, stop gravitating
― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:50 (five years ago)
No need to make any up, literal translations of extant proverbs from other languages will suffice. To wit:
'Whether you like it or not, drink up the holy water, Gregory!'
'Placenta ahead, war backwards.'
'Like the Turk and his gun.'
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:55 (five years ago)
Hm, let's see, reckon you can work out what at least one of these is meant to convey
The dog doesn't catch the mouseThree monks have no water to drinkOne turnip, one holeThe candle illuminates others, yet destroys itselfNine cows and one cow hair
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:56 (five years ago)
Or the classic "people mountain people sea"
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:57 (five years ago)
first there is a people then there is no people then there is
― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:59 (five years ago)
if you are a big tree you have a small hand
happy knife, happy life
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:13 (five years ago)
Only a pony rolls a blank stone
― L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:58 (five years ago)
win at bingo, watch yo twin go
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:59 (five years ago)
a hand in the bush is better than being bankrupt
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:59 (five years ago)
seek not riches, seek out bitches
sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes you just have the peanuts
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:00 (five years ago)
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:59 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
yo la tengo
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:09 (five years ago)
life is a marathon, not a snickers
there's a mile of shit 'twixt the ox and the abattoir
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:27 (five years ago)
an inch of foreskin, a pound of forebraina spoonful of glans, a head full of sense
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:30 (five years ago)
you can't see the moon through a borrowed spyglass
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:35 (five years ago)
We're always a tithe away from theosis.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:35 (five years ago)
It's better to have a swallow at the table than a stallion in a stable
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:38 (five years ago)
two burnt cakes does not one unburnt cake make
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:39 (five years ago)
Two whereabouts do not a what make.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:42 (five years ago)
A whale can't see its own tail
― The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:42 (five years ago)
A sack of shit is always too heavy
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:43 (five years ago)
↑ good one, it just rings eternally true.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:44 (five years ago)
you can't yoke an ox to a ploughing engine
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:44 (five years ago)
A spoonful today will taste okA spoonful tomorrow will taste of sorrow
― The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:45 (five years ago)
a chandler never asksesan axeman where his wax isan axeman never quandarieswhere a laundrer keeps his laundries
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:46 (five years ago)
Refrain from peeing through a keyholeAnd putting keys inside your peehole
― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:53 (five years ago)
boil the lance before lancing the boil
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:57 (five years ago)
^vg
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:07 (five years ago)
If your butt feels sour, use that internal power
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:12 (five years ago)
even a watched clock never boils
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Monday, 6 July 2020 20:38 (four years ago)
A swallowed turd does not coprophagia make.
― pomenitul, Monday, 6 July 2020 20:47 (four years ago)
Where there’s a will, there’s a corpse
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:24 (four years ago)
clean arsehole, clean mind
― calzino, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:31 (four years ago)
two wrongs don't make a right; but two rights send you into oncoming traffic
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 22:40 (four years ago)
the mintier the julep, the prettier the baby.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:52 (four years ago)