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http://www.amazon.com/CLASS-NOTES-ebook/dp/B0073NDVK8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1328058682&sr=8-1

A new eBook, by me. Looking at this page now, I realize why I never achieved a career in publicity.

Raymond Cummings, Thursday, 2 February 2012 11:43 (thirteen years ago)

MARKUS DURK '80, a maritime architect based in Venice whose clients include the rappers Rick Ross and P. Diddy, is selling tee shirts bearing the legend "THIS SHIT QUAY."

Raymond Cummings, Thursday, 2 February 2012 11:44 (thirteen years ago)

ARI FELDMAN '87 is an ordained officiant for a number of non-corporeal faiths and fellowships, and has the dog-eared, laser-printed certificates to prove it.

Raymond Cummings, Thursday, 2 February 2012 11:44 (thirteen years ago)

That review by "D. Mowbray" made me want to jab myself with a sharpened pencil.

Aimless, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

Wouldn't life be dull if everyone took the same approach to Amazon.com reviews?

Raymond Cummings, Friday, 3 February 2012 02:40 (thirteen years ago)

Amazon.com sales rank: 161,324

BALLIN'

Raymond Cummings, Friday, 3 February 2012 12:38 (thirteen years ago)

Raymond Cummings is always willing to comment on Raymond Cummings.

Aimless, Friday, 3 February 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

Q: Is this book A1 Sh1pl3y-approved?

jaymc, Friday, 3 February 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

Haha nope

Raymond Cummings, Friday, 3 February 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

Aimless, how else am I gonna keep this thread alive?

Raymond Cummings, Friday, 3 February 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

Sorry to break it to you, but if you are the only participant, the thread is not alive. It is a cold, cruel world.

Aimless, Friday, 3 February 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

Point taken.

Raymond Cummings, Friday, 3 February 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

Al, will you approve my eBook?

Raymond Cummings, Sunday, 5 February 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Sales up to 8 copies, I must be doing SOMETHING right

Raymond Cummings, Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)


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