A Staged Second Coming

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Consider the possibility of using technology (i.e. TOP SECRET technology) to stage the Second Coming of Christ. What if the next terrorist attack is more psychological? What if all of the sudden on September 11, the fucking sky turns an ominous hue and a gigantic silver Messiah appears at Ground Zero? Imagine that a NEW PERFECT AMERICA appears and all the sodomites spontaneously burst into tossing flames because some higher power implanted shit in them? We undoubtedly have the technology to do so... Let's imagine how obsolete the mass population can be, shall we?

― Ashley Andel, Saturday, 7 September 2002 01:26 (twenty-three years ago)

cool...

― vic (vicc13), Saturday, 7 September 2002 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Paul Daniels should be the brains behind the whole thing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 7 September 2002 11:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I think God would keep the sodomites and explode the full-of-shit homophobes.

― Enid Roach (Enid Roach), Saturday, 7 September 2002 13:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Paul Daniels should be the brains behind the whole thing.

A silver 500m tall Debbie McGee of the Apocalypse? K-blimey. Nightmares for weeks now.

― Rebecca (reb), Saturday, 7 September 2002 14:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Just out of interest, how is one to get these combustive implants into all the sodomites in the first place?

Actually... don't answer that question.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 7 September 2002 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I would hope so too, Enid, but it wouldn't be God behind a staged Second Coming, now would it?

And Matt, if not implants, why not poisons? Or perhaps car bombs and angelic snipers?

I know this may sound like a farfetched question, but I truly believe that something like this could happen one day!

― Ashley Andel, Saturday, 7 September 2002 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

So what's this higher power that implanted the shit in the sodomites? Paul Daniels or Debbie McGee?

― Enid Roach (Enid Roach), Saturday, 7 September 2002 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

If the show was put on now, it would be put on by an alliance of every mad monkey who has power over other monkeys. We can speculate who these people are (the church, the Republican party, etc...), but I would put money that very few people in the world would know who the actual heads of the operation were--they would undoubtedly be very obscured.

― Ashley Andel, Saturday, 7 September 2002 16:02 (twenty-three years ago)

ashley man, lay off the brown acid dude. And when the storm comes, stay away from the metal poles ok?

― Queen G (Queeng), Saturday, 7 September 2002 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I have no excessive drug problems.

― Ashley Andel, Saturday, 7 September 2002 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

This was a plot of a very adolescent novel I wrote when I was seventeen. You can see how dated it is by its cold war politcs (both the USSR and the USA engineered their own, competing second comings). It was very bad - as can bee gleened from the title :The Socio-Political Implications Of The Second Coming Of Christ. Snappy huh?

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 9 September 2002 09:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Ptee, that sounds EXCELLENT.

― Sam (chirombo), Monday, 9 September 2002 09:47 (twenty-three years ago)

During the Waco siege, didn't they briefly consider pulling a stunt like this? Or was that a made up newspaper story?

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 9 September 2002 10:46 (twenty-three years ago)

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