Where are the clowns

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In your life, who are the clowns for you?

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Isn't it rich, are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, you in mid air! Send in the clowns! Isn't it
bliss, don't you approve? One who keeps tearing around, one who can't move! Where are the
clowns? Send in the clowns! Just when I stopped, opening doors finally knowin' the one that I
wanted was yours, making my entrance again, with my usual flair sure of my lines, but no one is
there! Don't you love farce? My fault I fear! I thought that you'd want what I want I'm sorry my
dear! Quick, send in the clowns . . . Don't bother . . . they're here! Isn't it rich, isn't it queer? Losing
my timing this late in my career! Where are the clowns? There's gotta be clowns! Maybe next year. .
. . maybe next year!

― Queen G (Queeng), Saturday, 7 September 2002 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you mean which of my friends make me laugh? If so, lots of them. Or do you mean what comedians make me laugh?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 7 September 2002 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

clowns are the most horrible, scary things in the world, there is no place for clowns in my life, or bubbly people.

Seriously though Jonnie and Disco Dave make me cry with laughter at regular intervals.

― chris (chris), Saturday, 7 September 2002 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

It's funny when you see a little bit of a clown in everything--being funny or not.

― Ashley Andel, Saturday, 7 September 2002 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

No Clowns ever! EVER!!

― brg30 (brg30), Saturday, 7 September 2002 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Once when I was helping out on a Summer Playscheme and we were doing face painting, we did this boy as a clown, thinking nothing of it, until we heard terrible screaming coming from the toilets. Apparently this lad was absolutely petrified of clowns, and had gone to look at his face in the mirror only to be confronted with his worst "I'm a Demon" Nightmare. Ghastly.

― Lynskey, Saturday, 7 September 2002 20:58 (twenty-three years ago)

dammit you have made me start hearing judy collins!

― ron (ron), Saturday, 7 September 2002 23:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Isn't it rich, is ronny a queer? Him in Seattle, and all those cute rears...

― Queen G (Queeng), Sunday, 8 September 2002 12:34 (twenty-three years ago)

one of my best friends and her mother go clowning and make $20 an hour. it pays quite well for a job where all you have to learn to do is put on a bit of makeup and tie balloons.

and i HATE that song. argh argh argh.

― Maria (Maria), Sunday, 8 September 2002 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I <3 Daisy Donovan.

― Graham (graham), Sunday, 8 September 2002 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham no, tell me you don't.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 8 September 2002 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

It's just she did this song for a beauty queen contest and it was one of the most endearing things I ever saw. And she also used We Like To Party (The Vengabus) for another round. Suzy will hate me now.

― Graham (graham), Sunday, 8 September 2002 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Those lyrics look so good with all the exclamation points. "Don't bother...they're here!" Sock it to me! I wonder if there's a shreiky, hysterical Hi-NRG version out there someplace?

― Arthur (Arthur), Sunday, 8 September 2002 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

clowns are scary and evil as fuck

― sand.y, Sunday, 8 September 2002 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

I want to remake this song as an angry political screamy death metal song.

― Andi Mags, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

But I'm not sure if I'm anti-clown because of ICP or pro-clown due to CIRCA actions in Europe and Cali. Hmm. Perhaps I'm pro-clown only in the sense of the historical "trickster" persona. Thoughts?

― Andi Mags, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

six years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IeDVHelDOM

Бесполезные Уроки. Как познакомиться с девочкой № 4

― soref, Sunday, 16 February 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)

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