Ned, I am a bastard, I am a bastard, etc.

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I'm about to sleep on your bed! Just on top. I'm not undoing it or anything.

― dizonut bizitch (Ned), Monday, 9 September 2002 05:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I left you a box of Kraft Dinner on your bed as payment.

― dizonut (Ned), Monday, 9 September 2002 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"box of Kraft Dinner" is the WORDT EUPHEMISM EVER.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 September 2002 13:40 (twenty-three years ago)

There is an Annihilator song all about Kraft Dinner!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 9 September 2002 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

*blink* Between this and the panties of Dunedin, sounds like Ned has...a rather interesting private life.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 September 2002 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

When I do finish my novel, I'm calling it The Panties of Dunedin.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 September 2002 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

And so Johanna strode boldly forth, washboard in one hand, bucket in the other. The other washerwomen parted like the tides of the Aegean before her, awed that anyone would dare attempt such laundry...

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 9 September 2002 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Sounds like I get up to more fun than even I'm aware of! I wish somebody would tell me when I'm being manhandled and my bedclothes are being rubbed all over!

*insert Dan Perry comment here*

*insert even more salacious Dan Perry comment on the use of the word 'insert' here*

Suffice to say, Brian, that I won't kill you. In THIS lifetime. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 September 2002 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah yeah, but tell us more about the panties!

― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 03:13 (twenty-three years ago)

B. you should steal all of ned's panties and sell them on e-bay. i will take a 10% cut for being the 'idea man'

― ron (ron), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 03:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm waaaay ahead of you, Ron.

― rainy, Tuesday, 10 September 2002 04:49 (twenty-three years ago)

B. you should steal all of ned's panties and sell them on e-bay. i will take a 10% cut for being the 'idea man'

.gif! .gif! .gif!

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 11:55 (twenty-three years ago)

It could be an annual event: the Ned Raggett Charity Pantieathon! Hosted by Charlie Sheen and Pamela Anderson.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm flattered and yet somehow strangely uneasy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Would Charlie Sheen be high?

― vic (vicc13), Wednesday, 11 September 2002 01:07 (twenty-three years ago)

You'd have to ask him, surely.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 September 2002 07:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I'm sure it's difficult to get through the long hours -- most of them on camera! -- of the Charity Pantiethon(g) without a little...chemical assistance.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 11 September 2002 11:58 (twenty-three years ago)

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