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I've spent all day thinking names for imaginary bars. A few of them after the cut.

Clever or stupid give me names of imaginary bars. Maybe even real ones that you love. I want to hear them.

― Moka, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

Several of these might only mean something in Spanish.

Caoba
Girondo
Malabar
Moloko
Monroe
Isolee
Pata palo
Pata negra
Rebujito
Solea

― Moka, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

BOURBON OUTFITTERS

― I DIED, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha that's a good one.

― Moka, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

Cantoma
Cheizer
Satantango

― Moka, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

Whiskey Tango

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 March 2012 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

socks 'n' suds

― buzza, Saturday, 3 March 2012 04:22 (fourteen years ago)

how do we feel about "meta" bar names?

Would You Believe Cocktails?

Bad Decisions

Just One More

The Fall n Crawl Tavern

Home ("Where are you?" "I'm at Home" geddit?)

etc.

― the tune is space, Saturday, 3 March 2012 04:30 (fourteen years ago)

Steakhouse or Gay Bar?

― Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Saturday, 3 March 2012 04:38 (fourteen years ago)

xpost there's a bar called Home somewhere in Sac, I think...I always liked that as a name for a bar

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 March 2012 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

"Beter hier dan verder" (better here than further. it was close to a cemetery.) coolest name ever in my opinion

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 3 March 2012 09:14 (fourteen years ago)

Bar Mitzvah

― the feeling is surreal (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 09:16 (fourteen years ago)

Bar Nun

― the feeling is surreal (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 09:16 (fourteen years ago)

Home ("Where are you?" "I'm at Home" geddit?)

There's a bar in Madison called "The Library," presumably with more or less the same geddit? in mind.

Also, I read the title of this thread as "Name a barf" and have been very disappointed.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

I casually proposed an acquaintance name his bar "Jail" and he said he was going for it
Haven't seen any evidence of said bar tho

― mac and me (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

"Name a barf"

italian sausage

― mac and me (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

Thank God It's Tuesday

― Darin, Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

The After School Special

― Darin, Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

The Nursing Home

― Darin, Saturday, 3 March 2012 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

The Gun Club

― mac and me (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 March 2012 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

The Red Light District

― the feeling is surreal (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

Ray's Happy Birthday Bar

― Diary of Anne Frank, Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen (scottfree), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

satantango is a great one.

― jed_, Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

name your gay bar!

― jed_, Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

There was a "the Library" in the town I grew up in, and there's a "My Office" in the town I live in now. Which has actually led to confusion about people's whereabouts.

― joygoat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

The Shitter

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

Lakeside breastaurant: Motorboaters

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

on the meta theme, there's a bar in LA called "father's office", and a bar in my hometown called "the office" as well

― althea and (donna rouge), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

le bon temps roule

― ho don't kno I'm bout that skrillex (Pillbox), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

the hokey pokey

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

No One You Work With Is In Here Right Now

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

Drink, Don't Think

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

Barycentre

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

Chairs

― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

Cher's

― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

Jeers

― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

Cheerks

― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

Scheers

― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

Cheeurs

― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

Cheers

― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

Beers

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

I've just been drinking in a bar called Concrete. There was a bar near were I used to work called the "milk bar" which I imagined to be straight out of Clockwork Orange

― mmmm, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

Korova Milk Bar

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

There's a korova milk bar in melb. Also a Bar Open, Bar None, and the best of all ... Lambsgo.

― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

the butt

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

cat picture

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

burr

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

Barbar

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

DIng Dongs

― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

Wangalangs

― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

favorite color

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:34 (fourteen years ago)

Arulbar

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:34 (fourteen years ago)

the ting tings

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:34 (fourteen years ago)

Foo-Bar

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

boswell's johnson

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

House of Displaced Married Men

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

nap

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

guttural laugh

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

Hen FAPs

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

Hungry Fat's

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

internet cafe

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

the bible

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

obscure fruit (persimmon)

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

Nights (Feel Like Getting Down)

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

Get Outta My Dreams, Get into My Bar

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

Bar Exam

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

Tow Bar

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

Barred For Life

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

Dali's Bar

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

Barred & Feathered

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

Barbara Ann

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

glamp

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

vatic

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

Rollbar

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

would smash

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

Three Bar Jam

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

The pun

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

little pun

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

12 Bar Blues

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

Red Barchetta

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

Bargain

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

Ha Dali's Bar would be good.

Abb there is a Ding Dongs here too!

― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

DSO and bar

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

Blah Bar

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

Mars Bar

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

A comedy bar called 'Snickers Bar'.

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

Two small bars side by side - The Parallel Bars

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

One multi-story bar next to a single-story bar - The Uneven Parallel Bars

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

the wheelbarrow

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

I would go to that bar

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

the face of joe camel

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

LOLs Barman

― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

Minibar (very small)

Blackout (no windows or interior lighting)

Gas Food Lodging (offers none of the above)

The Run-Down (is)

The Haunt

― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

how about....Ding Dongs

― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 06:32 (fourteen years ago)

So Not Ballers

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:16 (fourteen years ago)

I actually worked from a club called Dahlí (with a silent H I guess to avoid registration problems).

Also I think Moloko as a bar name (the drink from clockwork orange) sounds better than Korova.

― Moka, Sunday, 4 March 2012 09:22 (fourteen years ago)

the isaac butt

― ho don't kno I'm bout that skrillex (Pillbox), Sunday, 4 March 2012 09:37 (fourteen years ago)

BARSE

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 March 2012 09:52 (fourteen years ago)

Hahah (christ sorry to do this again), the guys here who own/run Bar Open, Pony and Yah Yahs have an umbrella corp for it... called BarJAS. I know this cos theyre a customer of my ISP. It ... took me a bit to twig on the joke :D

― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 4 March 2012 10:16 (fourteen years ago)

six years pass...

The Crown & Anchor

― calstars, Friday, 18 May 2018 23:34 (eight years ago)


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