thread of unfairly dismissing entire cities, countries, and continents as not worth my time

Los Angeles: sounds like a complete shitshow, dysfunctional transit, commies, Jews, homosexuals

the UK: honestly just don't see the point of it, creeping fascism, practically, been a second-rate power for longer than Spain has, expensive

Arizona: full of racists

Portland: apparently it's the Northampton MA of the Pacific Northwest and I since I frequently hate it here don't know why I would go there

Portland, Maine: seriously, Maine?

Indiana: is there anything in Indiana? Is there even a city in Indiana? Is Indianapolis a real place? Need more information. (No I don't, fuck Indiana)

Asia: primarily terrifying

Africa: probably more terrifying than Asia

France: just a cliché at this point, riddled with earnest liberal racists

Scandinavia: smug assholes

most of the American South: are you kidding me? what would be the point?

^^ possible exceptions: Charleston SC, Savannah GA.

Houston: I have been to Houston, it is basically the worst place on earth. Smells bad. Lack of zoning laws = whole city is one goddamn elevated highway. Sideways traffic lights, wtf.

Denver: oh sure, I bet the skiing is great, but do you really want to have to adjust all your cake recipes?

any Muslim country: maybe they wouldn't be able to tell that I'm Jewish if I used a fake name.

Israel: unwilling to get drafted into the IDF, annoyed at Jews who think Jews should all move to Israel, annoyed at Israel in general

Japan: I'd just feel like a weeaboo if I visited, no fault of Japan's.

Australia: racists probably

Where do u live, silby?

some worthless backwater

South Africa: scared of aliens

Chicago: trying to hard to be "different" imo

Washington DC: been there done that. Everybody is dressed super boring.

New York City: cliché, barely a "real place" anymore, just a weird shared dream of America

Boston: you would not believe how shittily people drive in Boston

Portugal: I honestly have no idea what Portugal could possibly be like

Russia: still an oppressive anti-democratic regime, except now there are more asshole rich oligarchs. Don't know Cyrillic alphabet.

Mexico: ha ha, maybe if I wanted to get kidnapped. Best case is apparently GI distress.

Canada: what is the point of you, you are so spread out, how do you visit each other

San Francisco: oh like I want to go somewhere with more yuppie hipster techno douchebags than where I live now

Virginia: I am from Northern Virginia; the rest of Virginia is clearly full of bullshit

Northern Virginia: different kind of bullshit, birthplace of the McMansion, just barely trying to repair itself with transit-oriented development that it can't pay for

Texas: not even gonna touch it

the United States: not as bad with the creeping fascism as the UK, way more full of Christian nutjobs

the United States of Mexico: did you know that this is what Mexico is technically called?

Orlando, FL = full of people who don't know their place and shouldn't be allowed to speak

silby otm

europe: be serious is this even a real place

Portugal: I honestly have no idea what Portugal could possibly be like

― Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Saturday, March 3, 2012 10:22 AM (36 minutes ago)

Silby: could at least try to come up with a good zing.

Denver: oh sure, I bet the skiing is great, but do you really want to have to adjust all your cake recipes?

lol

Seattle: basically Boston in an inconvenient location

lol this thread

the moon: i don't want chinese food at three o'clock in the morning but i want to know i have the option. this is not the case on the moon.

dude you're doing this wrong

yeah, my post wasn't that funny. i'll leave it to you.

Houston: I have been to Houston, it is basically the worst place on earth. Smells bad. Lack of zoning laws = whole city is one goddamn elevated highway. Sideways traffic lights, wtf.

I was going to write about Houston, but this pretty much covers it.

New Hampshire: Vermont with more Republicans.