Tom Ewing = Jive-Ass Hamster Nigga

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What a graceful cat this Tom is......this crocodile always makes sense......with the exception of the estimable Starry "Ice-Blast Titties" Sarah, all these other twee robots getting their own nepotistic props threads do not deserve it......meanwhile Tom doesn't get a single one, aside from pinefox props (which is like getting kisses from your aunt with the moustache)....well that changes here......I shall begin this thread....

Tom, your FT articles defecate on the rest......you can't do much wrong.......you shit strawberries and piss cream........even if i was really hungry, if you were in my domicile, I'd cut you half of my last pizza pop.

― Ramosi, Monday, 9 September 2002 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

ramosi are you made up?

(etc.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 September 2002 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

This one has Robin written all over it too.

― Graham (graham), Monday, 9 September 2002 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham and Andrew got love-in threads for re-creating this whole dual-beeyotch with uncrashable code, Ram-a-lama ding dong!! But I agree about Tom. We should rename him "Constance".

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 9 September 2002 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

jesse what in the name of god's green blood clot are you implying......that some nerdy culturefart can just fucking come up with my personality for FUN?......do you think that little of me? who is robin C? I was the first kid giving Tom props for the Dylan piece a while ago so how is this shady?......and in that other thread you acted like you didn't want to see me.......what the shit are you derailing my thread for......graham i gave you props for ILX and i think you deserve whatever props thread you recieved in case you're smarting and therefore agreeing with jess' wack ass insulting comment........tracer on point as usual

― Ramosi, Monday, 9 September 2002 22:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck Tom Ewing, Ramosi is the most graceful cat on the block bar none. One funny cunt.

― Michael Bourke, Monday, 9 September 2002 23:10 (twenty-three years ago)

*far far away, the sound of a marching army of twee robots began to whisper on the unattended edges of ramosi's dreams*

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 07:18 (twenty-three years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/2246851.stm

― Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 07:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh Lord.

Thanks Ramosi.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 07:54 (twenty-three years ago)

B-b-but Tom Ewing is a pseud!

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 11:37 (twenty-three years ago)

It's better than him being Suess.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 11:43 (twenty-three years ago)

It's not actually.

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 11:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't be afeard
Of the man with the beard
And the cheeky old musical chat
With a ping and a zing what a wonderful thing
Is that pseud who's not Suess who's Tom Ewing.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 11:47 (twenty-three years ago)

It could be worse, he could be in Suede.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 11:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Lord knows I'm podgy enough.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 11:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Or he could be sued.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 11:54 (twenty-three years ago)

But what if he's a boy named Pseud?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 11:57 (twenty-three years ago)

undesirability of props from the pf (cf Ramosi) --> why I keep disagreeing with Tom E

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 10 September 2002 13:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not sure that 'Nigga' is apt for Tom, but I think we should adopt "jive-ass hamster" as his official nickname. Tom is great - and did he not more or less start ILM, or have I got my history wrong? (And where are the textbooks to set me right?)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 10 September 2002 17:16 (twenty-three years ago)

how do you spell sycophantick?

― chrustopewjrsd, Tuesday, 10 September 2002 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

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