I'll let you go if you can tell me which came first: ranch or cool ranch

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
ranch	2
what?	2
cool ranch	1

― flagp∞st (dayo), Monday, 12 March 2012 00:36 (thirteen years ago)

dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 12 March 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

i was a fully grown man when i emerged from Babs Bunny's birth canal

― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Monday, 12 March 2012 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

did the phrase "cool ranch" exist before the doritos flavor? for sure that was where i first encountered it.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 12 March 2012 01:48 (thirteen years ago)

ranch dressing is from the 50s. cool ranch doritos are from the 80s.

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 12 March 2012 01:50 (thirteen years ago)

mostly what i get out of this is that "robocop title theme (gameboy version)" by jonathan dunn is an absolutely magnificent piece of music and i plan to be listening to it on headphones when i do it.

― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Monday, 12 March 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, March 11, 2012 8:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:41 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzkCdBArO7o

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 26 March 2012 07:00 (thirteen years ago)

please dont kill me...

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Monday, 26 March 2012 11:18 (thirteen years ago)

nacho cheese flavor came first, cool ranch was a johnny-come-lately

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 March 2012 11:20 (thirteen years ago)

mostly what i get out of this is that "robocop title theme (gameboy version)" by jonathan dunn is an absolutely magnificent piece of music and i plan to be listening to it on headphones when i do it.

yeah, it really is a beauty of a Robocop title theme

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Monday, 26 March 2012 12:58 (thirteen years ago)

look at how robocop steps out of that vehicle

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 26 March 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)

it's like he's afraid the door is going to scrape the curb

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 26 March 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

#italiano

― crüt zingmaster (crüt), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llm7gtFzkj1qj43juo1_400.gif

― wwhy shrek is piss (am0n), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 20:52 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

WHERE IS DILBERT 1 :|

― 龜, Friday, 20 March 2015 12:21 (ten years ago)

when I first saw this I thought "Dilbert 1" was like, the entirety of the Dilbert comic strips, so this is what happens after

"Dilbert 1" actually does exist though, it's just a short video of him on twitter or something, it's not much of anything

― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Friday, 20 March 2015 12:22 (ten years ago)

The 7th grade party where I first tasted Cool Ranch Doritos was also the first time I was ever knowingly in the presence of people who were high on pot. Ever since then, the smell of Cool Ranch has had a slight "outlaw" association for me.

― a cocoanut rink (how's life), Friday, 20 March 2015 12:37 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

someone left some mini-bags of cool ranch in the office kitchen, haven't had these since college. they're ok

― ciderpress, Friday, 15 May 2015 16:27 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

what the fuck

https://www.flavourgallery.com/collections/hidden-valley-ranch/products/hidden-valley-ranch-keg

― goole, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 22:57 (seven years ago)

six years pass...

uncool ranch

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 February 2024 19:58 (one year ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqHkGX6VrUQ

do you ever think about how the robocop game title theme was also used in this washing machine ad

― ufo, Friday, 23 February 2024 10:43 (one year ago)

https://joarrhotfood.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/doritos-orignal.jpg

― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 23 February 2024 11:18 (one year ago)

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