I have never understood the idea of getting riskily shitfaced before one's wedding, esp if its only a couple days (or the very night!!!) before.
My brother did this. He had his maybe a week or less before his wedding? In his shitfaced state he decided to rugby tackle a few trees in the park. The 3rd tree fought back. He had to spend his honeymoon in Fiji with a broken arm.
― Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)