Kraft American Singles

How many can you eat in a sitting?

I stopped at five. At some point, I felt like I was committing war crimes. Like the old question, "If your were a German under the Nazis, how much atrocity would you be able to commit against your palate?"

Five. I could commit five atrocities. Now I know this about myself.

grilled cheese sandwich with mayo on one slice of bread and
miracle whip on the other slice
stack of kraft singles as thick as one slice of bread
so it leaks into the pan and you can scrape it up with your spatula

keep eating kraft singles as fast as you can slice them
campbells tomato soup
noname dill pickles cut into spears

stoned, later, eat the remaining kraft singles while watching alaska state troopers

answer is that i can eat as many as are in the fridge and want more

does this have to be singles only, or can they be in sandwiches? I used to take them out of their wrappers and fold them up into little cubes. I regularly ate 7 or8 at a time, but this was back in the day when I'd smoke instead on eating and then binge on garbage whenever I got back to my parents house.

i hate the idea of folding them up into cubes. in slice form i think they're only good ice cold and laid out flat. i only transport as many from the fridge to the couch as i think i can eat before they get cold. and i set them on the leather, far away from any body heat.

i like the way you can take a bite and see your teethmarks
glistening with cheesy saliva.

i had friends when i was a kid who had parents that would make them cheese slice sandwiches

see when i got a cheesewhiz wonderbread sandwich as my lunch i'd always take it as a sign that there was nothing else in the house including probably either peanut butter or jam (jam + margarine sandwich was a possibility or peanut butter and honey or just pure peanut butter) or my mom worked until 930 and was only getting home at 10 and had to work in the morning.

these kids though had cheese slice sandwiches with sliced tomatoes and lettuce and mustard. it seemed weird to see a sandwich given such care when it was just kraft singles as the main ingredient. but their parents were just not aware of other cheeses or their kids were picky about other cheeses. not sure. ice cold iceberg lettuce and tomato and kraft singles on white bread is pretty amazing.

Don't really want more than one slice per sandwich.

Is this stuff known as "American cheese" in any other countries? I know it's "Canadian cheese" in Canada.

Cook Bird's Eye potato waffles in the toaster, then lay a cheese slice on each one, and heat in the microwave until the cheese melts.

Is this stuff known as "American cheese" in any other countries? I know it's "Canadian cheese" in Canada.

this is not true

They're just called Kraft Singles in the UK.

we call kraft singles-style cheese american cheese or we call it processed cheese

"canadian cheese," i've only seen it used in dairy farmers of canada commercials, which usually show giant craggy mountains of cheddar or wheels of gouda or whatever.

pasteurized processed cheese food product

Maybe one of the most consumed foods in my lifetime.

I go for the 2% kind.

kenan, we're done here. that thread where we speculate on what we'd do as nazis sounds good, though.

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Homer: Mmm...sixty four slices of American cheese.
        [Takes the stack to the table and sits down]
       Sixty four...[eats it]
       Sixty three...[eats it]
        [Next morning]
       Two...[eats it really slowly]
       One...[eats it]
        [Marge walks in]
Marge: [incredulous] Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: [slurred] I think I'm blind...

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I'm even snobby about yellow cheddar tho.

deli cut american or bust

deli cut yellow american is my favorite cheese

fuck some manchego tbh

i roll mostly with gouda, white ched, or havarti

Maybe one of the most consumed foods in my lifetime.

I knew that you were going to show up to be a big booster of 100% man-made food that tastes like discarded foreskin. I KNEW it.

Just keeping it real.