Public Masterbation

What are the best places to masterbate in public? I find it relaxing to masterbate on the subway.

oh hell naw

nice username for a guy who starts threads like this one

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on top of Carlos Mencia

ILX

is a popular place for MiP

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that's no way to treat your five dollar footlong

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I saw a hot guy on the subway and immediately started masterbating. Then, I grabbed his buns.

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how many of you have done this deed at work in some remote bathroom

You mean like an outhouse?

like the secret bathroon at disneyland

since i got a decent phone and a semi-private bathroom at work, this is much more common.

iphone pr0 n - the new addiction

RIGHT. i find tube8 has the best mobile setup. you just download, rather than stream, so make sure you get things set up before making the trip to the bathroom.

the only problem, i find, is juggling my cock, a piece of toilet paper, and the phone. i usually have the toilet paper resting on my thigh until approaching the end, then trade the phone for the paper. but then you have to be careful when stretching out your legs or your phone could drop on the floor or WORSE.

Thanking you for the new dn.

i recently drove to seattle and for the first time in my life i believe, purchased pornography. it was at a husky in kamloops, and the only thing other than super glossy playboy and playboy spinoffs and special issues was XL magazine. the black plastic sheath it was wrapped in concealed the details of the content, but i assumed it was about women with large natural breasts. it had that, but the focus was on what online porn streaming services tag as SBBWs. but i made it work. i ended up beating off at a rest stop. i picked up two hungarian girls at the britton creek rest area, who were hitching to victoria. i thought about hiding it under a floor mat when they got in but i thought that the best move would be just to leave it on the floor. there was nothing threatening about it, and the hungarian girls were quite slim, so i thought it would sort of allay their fears about any prurient interest i might have in them. they traded me two nanaimo bars for the magazine. pay it forward.