best school prank according to wikipedia

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
1.9 Noogie 3
1.1 Debagging 2
1.5 Kancho 2
1.6 "Kick me" 2
1.17 Wet willy 1
1.15 Two for Flinching 1
1.10 Shoe-lacing 1
1.8 Nipple cripple 1
1.2 Circle game 1
1.7 Mooning 0
1.16 Wedgie 0
1.3 Flat tire or flat foot 0
1.14 Towel snap 0
1.13 Swirlie 0
1.12 Spitball 0
1.11 Short sheeting 0
1.4 Indian or Chinese burn 0
1.18 SOMETHING ELSE THAT I WILL EXPLAIN BELOW 0


dayo, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

Kancho is a prank played in Japan;[4] it is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them sharply into someone's anal region when the victim is not looking.[5] It is similar to the wedgie or a goosing. Kancho means enema.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:34 (thirteen years ago)

Poll:Are you a benny tied to a tree?

Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:35 (thirteen years ago)

they're all good but indian burn nudges ahead of the rest by being racist too

iatee, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:35 (thirteen years ago)

i was thinking of another circle game.

God arrives for the apocalypse, having been traveling at the speed of (ledge), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:35 (thirteen years ago)

"Mooning" is displaying one's bared buttocks to someone, so-called because the buttocks are generally not suntanned

unusual details.

God arrives for the apocalypse, having been traveling at the speed of (ledge), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:35 (thirteen years ago)

"Swirly" redirects here. For the convicted child pornographer, see Christopher Paul Neil.

awesome thx

God arrives for the apocalypse, having been traveling at the speed of (ledge), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:36 (thirteen years ago)

The heel of the victim is trodden upon

jagger?

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 April 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

of these i'm gonna go with 'debagging' tho, obv

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 April 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

Notable incidents of mooning

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 April 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

teabagging is missing from this list
so is drawing on people with a permanant marker
so is putting the hand of a sleeping person in warm water to maket them pee (is this a real thing, by the way?)

fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

those are all drunk-pranks tho

dayo, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

oh man, PEN 15 club is missing from this list

dayo, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

yeah good call on PEN 15

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 April 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

also that thing where someone gets on all fours behind another person's legs and then a third person pushes that person over

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 April 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

selling kids basil and telling 'em it's weed.

fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

slapping the back of a person's knee

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

noogies

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

so is putting the hand of a sleeping person in warm water to maket them pee (is this a real thing, by the way?)

It has never been on QI, so I guess it is true.

Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

noogies are really the magnum opus of bullies - pure domination and humiliation scraped directly into yr skull

gimme prizza (crüt), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

a successful pantsing is def the most embarrassing on this list, or maybe a swirly, but that seems like a relic from the 80s or something

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 April 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

I've never known anybody who's been the victim of a swirlie, seems like something done at boarding schools

dayo, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

debagging? always knew that as yoking ("Mark got yoked in gym class!").

beachville, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

we used to call it shanking

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 April 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

murder

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:03 (thirteen years ago)

Voted "shoe lacing." In high school my friends and I were pretty into hanging out in hotels and taking advantage of their free (for paying customers) coffee, tea, juice, etc. Obviously a bunch of teenage weirdos in trenchcoats and wacky hats were not hotel customers, and one night an employee came up to us and told us she was calling the cops on us if we weren't out in the next minute. We all stood up at once, and then I slipped and fell because Evan had sneaked under the table and tied the shoes of all eight people together. The combo of goofy slapstick surprise/hurt face/hurt pride/threatening authority is a favorite memory.

and i don't even care, similar to how a badass would respond (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

Voting noogie just because of Wikipedia saying it is Sometimes called a Monkey Scrub, Hippo Handing or Russian Haircut.

C-L, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, debagging is dacking! I was so confused.

fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 03:48 (thirteen years ago)

oh man, PEN 15 club is missing from this list

― dayo, Monday, April 2, 2012 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah good call on PEN 15

― J0rdan S., Monday, April 2, 2012 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

WTF IS PEN 15?

Also: No cow brains, no credibility.

naus, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 10:02 (thirteen years ago)

Just looked up Pen 15 club and yeah, I remember a similar thing from my school days. Don't think it lasted more than a week, as we got wise to it pretty quickly.

naus, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 10:05 (thirteen years ago)

u ever rub a ballpoint pen on a desk really fast, then press the frictionheated nib to a dude's neck?

dylannn, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 10:12 (thirteen years ago)

One really mean trick I heard tell of at school: sliding a broom handle through the sleeves of someone's sweater and then hanging them along a row of clothes hooks, effectively crucifying the victim.

Valéry Giscard d'Staind (NickB), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 10:25 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

pranks I recall:
flipping up the plastic bit on someone's backpack strap so their backpack falls off (I think this might have been called "ganking")
a prank that I'm pretty sure was unique to my school: people would walk up to you, karate chop your neck and say "guilt"
also slapping the back of someone's neck "rednecking"
rubbing the cap end of a pen across someone's back and flipping it at the last minute so the person thinks you just drew a line on their shirt
of course there was the all time classic prank of waiting for someone to finish writing something on their computer and then kicking the plug before they had a chance to save

methodologistology (los blue jeans), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:56 (thirteen years ago)

We had a weird one I recall in primary school called "safteys, slugs, no rebounds", that somehow involved chasing each other to deal out punches, unless you hollered "safteys!!!" or er... I dont know. It no longer makes a lick of sense to me.

fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:23 (thirteen years ago)

people would walk up to you, karate chop your neck and say "guilt"

this is indeed unique.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:45 (thirteen years ago)

The "Circle game" was big at my school when I was 13-14. The one in the Wikipedia article, not the one ledge was thinking of. With extra rules like if you made a circle with 2 hands it was 10 punches. And you had to mark your victim's arm by crossing with an X where you were going to punch, and if you forgot, you got punched instead. And so on.

I also got "swirlied" a couple of times which was called bogwashing. My wife thought that was something that only happened in movies.

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 5 April 2012 08:04 (thirteen years ago)

Trayce's post reminds me of the game "Safety", in which a person has to say "safety" after they fart. If they don't say "safety", someone else can call "doorknob" and then it's basically everybody's duty to beat the farter until he/she can touch a doorknob.

beachville, Thursday, 5 April 2012 10:52 (thirteen years ago)

spell icup

dayo, Friday, 6 April 2012 00:21 (thirteen years ago)

Are you PT?

methodologistology (los blue jeans), Friday, 6 April 2012 02:11 (thirteen years ago)

just used to beat ppl up tbh, suspicious of 'pranks'.

Tho there was a craze for a while of flicking yr hand from a casual position by yr side to connect with the target's sac, it was known, iirc, as 'the flick of the sac'. The week after riverdance i remember a notable variant whereby somebody announced the riverflick, jigged in front of the gawping victim while making generic fiddle noises before kicking them in the nuts. That were good, that.

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Friday, 6 April 2012 02:56 (thirteen years ago)

i may or may not have been the 'somebody'

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Friday, 6 April 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

ah, i was just about to mention our take on the flick of the sac. i don't think we had a name for it tho. we just liked slapping each other in the balls, no frills needed.

Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Friday, 6 April 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

hard to claim it as a local custom without throwin a name on it imo

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Friday, 6 April 2012 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

WTF IS PEN 15?

― naus

hahahaha

the late great, Friday, 6 April 2012 03:01 (thirteen years ago)

PEN 15
mightier than the sword

and i don't even care, similar to how a badass would respond (Abbbottt), Friday, 6 April 2012 03:02 (thirteen years ago)

would be good to get a run-down of each entry to see if bellyslaps are covered under a difft name

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Friday, 6 April 2012 03:02 (thirteen years ago)

there was a little bit of "guilt" at my middle school but nowhere near as much as pantsing, pantsing was epidemic and we had an assembly about it

kancho sounds great, especially if you yell KANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO while doing it

the late great, Friday, 6 April 2012 03:03 (thirteen years ago)

"With slit ribbons of his shirt whipping the air he hops and hobbles round the table, with trousers down at heels, chased by Ades of Magdalen with the tailor’s shears. A scared calf’s face gilded with marmalade. I don’t want to be debagged! Don’t you play the giddy ox with me!" - james joyce

the late great, Friday, 6 April 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)

ha ha yeah our vp took the entire second yr boys group into the lunchroom mid-october '95 and explained to us that , while he had no problem with the bellyslapping of first years in principle, the epidemic was becoming widespread enough to cause concern amongst parents and he didn't need the heat- he then told us to manage it ourselves or else.

We didn't have a formal class on politics, but tbh it may well have been redundant after that

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Friday, 6 April 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)


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