Despite allegations two female employees were fired in retaliation for complaining about being sexually harassed, Rutherford County Property Assessor Bill Boner said Friday he would not step down from office and will continue his bid for re-election this fall.
http://www.murfreesboropost.com/boner-rejects-sexual-harassment-allegations-cms-30900
probably shouldn't lol at this too much but cmon, Boner???
― Silky Slim (dan m), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
gives credence to my Anthony Weiner/Andy Dick theory that guys born with a name like that must feel some kind of strange compulsion to live up to it
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)
Local mayor Cumlord Tumescence is a perfect gentleman, to disprove your hypothesis.
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)
If that was true then I'd name my future firstborn Mr. President.
― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)
There are generations of kids out there whose parents have done that to them already, the most legendary of which is a young boy from my mother-in-law's classroom from a few years ago named... Jermajesty.
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
the theory isn't that all last names are prophetic, just that guys with phallic names probably go their whole lives so inundated with dick jokes that the temptation toward sexually inappropriate behavior takes over (xpost)
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)
and his nickname will be germ
― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)
jermaine jackson started the trend of naming your kid "jermajesty" iirc
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
this Jermajesty had a brother named Sirkaleb
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
i'm so glad my family changed their name from Dickley after they came to America
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)
are they both now ren faire actors? xp
― dayo, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
I think they're middle-schoolers now
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)
on a related note, when I meet hippies with hippy names I always wonder if they changed their name when they became hippies of if their hippy parents named them
― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)
I knew someone named Sunny R@ney.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)
there was an older kid named chance in my school. pretty sure he died young.
― goole, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)
have a friend with the surname B@con who considered calling his first child Meg@n if it was a girl, until he thought about it
― seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)
what are the odds
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)
thank god you googleproofed that nonexistant child's name (xpost)
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)
meg@✧✧✧@c✧✧.o✧
― dayo, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
lol okay i was googleproofing the guy's surname and got over-diligent
― seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
GOOGLE FOR BACON AND FIND "NOODLE VAGUE"
― goole, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
what's wrong with megan bacon
― dayo, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
megan bacon on the beach
― Lamp, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
re "chance", iirc it was a car wreck, so pretty high? /iatee
― goole, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
oh you fuckers
― seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
dayo otm, i don't really get the problem.
he wasn't going to call her Delicious or Apple Smoked or anything
― goole, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
egg & bacon, dudes
― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
egg and bacon not an american think i guess?
― seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
ohhhh
― goole, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
Should have called her Kevin Bacon, so he could have gone around telling people that he was only one degree of separation from KB.
― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
americans may reverse the order http://www.yelp.com/biz/bakin-and-eggs-chicago-2
― dayo, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
i thought like lamp implied that it just sounded like 'makin bacon' or more broadly that it kind of rhymed in an unfortunate way
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
feel like i've got another Blood Sausage on my hands now
― seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)
as does Bill Boner
lol
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6Mmazqezy4
― mick signals, Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
― mick signals, Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)
you know, they really should have titled that article "Boner boner boner"
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)