1. My nails are growing too fast.
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 11:57 (fourteen years ago)
2. Cannot keep up with SNA
― o s– man (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:08 (fourteen years ago)
3. Hate your job.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:26 (fourteen years ago)
4. Wanking yrself daft
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:28 (fourteen years ago)
5. Weak ankles
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:29 (fourteen years ago)
6. Hate your co-workers
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:30 (fourteen years ago)
7. What job?
8. Curating an outsider music festival in aid of the kiddies
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:31 (fourteen years ago)
9. Chained to a radiator in Beirut
10. Need to clear Steam backlog.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:31 (fourteen years ago)
11. Really want to sleep in
― Mordy, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:31 (fourteen years ago)
12. You stink
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:32 (fourteen years ago)
9. The pope says no
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:32 (fourteen years ago)
14. Sudden Onset Innumeracy
14. Innumerate
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:32 (fourteen years ago)
#whatever New EU regs
15. Your position is irrelevant due to job role duplication.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:33 (fourteen years ago)
18. Really good episode of Jeremy Kyle this morning
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:33 (fourteen years ago)
17. Actually sick.
20. Stayed up all night playing Supercasino on Channel 5
21. Posting repeated requests to modreq board to sort out numbering errors.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:34 (fourteen years ago)
22. Drugs haven't worn off yet.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:35 (fourteen years ago)
18. Agency staff are cheaper, work harder, you feel guilty for the taxpayer
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:35 (fourteen years ago)
24. Disagree with the concept of time
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:35 (fourteen years ago)
25. Everyone else has already called in sick today and you'll be damned if you're going in.
26. You're having a fart attack.
― how's life, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:35 (fourteen years ago)
http://i2.listal.com/image/1151269/600full-art-attack-photo.jpg
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:36 (fourteen years ago)
27. In bed with a hot chick
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:36 (fourteen years ago)
28. Spunked your bus fare on magic beans
29. Helping that bloke from Art Attack move a long cardboard tube.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:37 (fourteen years ago)
30. Tore a whole in your last good pair of work trousers.
31. Fundamentally a bad person
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:38 (fourteen years ago)
31. Where you are now has a PS3, where they want you to go doesn't
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:39 (fourteen years ago)
32. Spunked magic beans on your bus fare.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:40 (fourteen years ago)
33. You work for Sony and you realise that you can count playing games on your PS3 as 'working from home'.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:41 (fourteen years ago)
34. You are the Queen
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:41 (fourteen years ago)
35. You are a fat cat director who can do things like calling in 'sick' when your 'illness' is gout caused by being a cigar smoking brandy drinking non-exercising fat waste of space.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:42 (fourteen years ago)
36. Every cunt is a dub
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:43 (fourteen years ago)
hmmm suspect that one is from real life
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:44 (fourteen years ago)
37. Been selected to manage England.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:44 (fourteen years ago)
38. Are England manager
39. Dog has absconded with contents of Swiss bank account
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:45 (fourteen years ago)
40. Trying to come up with funny things to post to the '101 reasons to call in sick...' thread.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:56 (fourteen years ago)
41. Invisible rabbit suggests you hang out and get drunk instead.
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
42. got so wasted night before
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:46 (fourteen years ago)
43. it's been at least a few weeks since you last called in sick
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:47 (fourteen years ago)
44. you're sad because this wasn't the job you wanted when you were 7
41 should be giant invisible rabbit of course.
45. Sudden chronic fear of world beyond duvet.
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:48 (fourteen years ago)
46. locked myself inside a North Face bag
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:25 (fourteen years ago)
47. Chelsea won the Champion's League
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:32 (fourteen years ago)
48. I've lost the want of the smell of a pound
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:33 (fourteen years ago)
49. still stuck at the queue at the latest popup street food stand from last night
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:35 (fourteen years ago)
50. Been asked to be last minute replacement for Englebert Humperdinck at this year's Eurovision.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:41 (fourteen years ago)
51. General strike, unless of course you're an armchair activist aka an ILXor
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:43 (fourteen years ago)
52. Method acting preparation for lead role in am-dram production of Metamorphosis.
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:43 (fourteen years ago)
54. Woodchipper mishap
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
55. Virtual digital payment just doesn't create the same incentive as cold hard cash.
― challoped potatoes (j.lu), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:50 (fourteen years ago)
good one tbh
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:52 (fourteen years ago)
56. no clothes
― Crackle Box, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:15 (fourteen years ago)
57. Too ashamed to face non-armchair activists
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:20 (fourteen years ago)
58. All those IEDs on the route to work
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:21 (fourteen years ago)
57. proving point about stupid annoying co-workers inability to do their job
― Crackle Box, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:24 (fourteen years ago)
58. Went to sleep in homemade teleporter, woke up with head of fly.
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:28 (fourteen years ago)
59. I've been feeling kindof, I dunno, maybe it's allergies or something...?
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:31 (fourteen years ago)
60. you expect me to leave the house with all these Misfits episodes to watch?
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:32 (fourteen years ago)
61. have decided to take TOIL for every second that work has entered your mind outside of office hours.
― danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:34 (fourteen years ago)
62. driving with the sun in my eyes can fuck right off
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:35 (fourteen years ago)
63. I'm going to telecommute. ie surf the internet while not being at work.
61. have decided to take TOIL for every second that work has entered your mind outside of office hours.― danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:34 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:34 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Best so far.
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:46 (fourteen years ago)
TOIL = Time off in lieu?
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:49 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, it's a flexitime system so you accrue time off if you do overtime.
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:52 (fourteen years ago)