Fruit punch is gross

Don't drink it, it's gross!

your mom

http://www.mltcreative.com/Portals/55581/images/img_115435875794.jpg

You look like a cute Paul Coker character but you're shilling GROSS.

Don't drink it, it's gross delicious!

^ fixed

fuck you

What did fruit punch ever do to you?

be gross

bug juice

At least it's better than vegetable punch.

Although meat punch is the worst.

Which in turn is better than meat punch.

oh, fiddlesticks

Anyway, the absolute worst is cock punch.

how can a human being not love fruit punch. Heavenly Father made us specifically to enjoy the fruit punch

Fruit punch is kind of gross, though.

it's the gross kind of okay. flavored sugar water made for kids. pretty much what you'd expect.

Haiwaiian Punch is merely a small step away from Kool Aid, but when it comes to taste, it is in a class by itself. (Abbbottt well understands what I mean by that.)

At least it's better than vegetable punch.

― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, May 6, 2012 1:38 PM

not true, it's worse

Anyway, the absolute worst is cock punch.

― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Sunday, May 6, 2012 1:40 PM (4 hours ago)

probably not true

how can a human being not love fruit punch. Heavenly Father made us specifically to enjoy the fruit punch

― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, May 6, 2012 1:57 PM (4 hours ago)

no

you like the weirdest things, aero

I'm blaming all those sad jams Boz Scaggs made about fruit punch.

Abbott otm about fruit punch, unless Lindeman's Kriek Lambic counts as fruit punch.

no

I have a faint feeling yr not talking about actual fruit punch, right?

http://dementiacaredevon.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/fruit-punch.jpg

Even that is fairly gross.

TBF once the bits of fruit have all gone soggy in the drink, that is true.

gross from the start

hawaiian punch is the best

this thread really makes me want fruit punch, what a delicious drink

bug juice

― buzza, Sunday, May 6, 2012 4:38 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dont recall the last time i wanted fruit punch but i want it now

crut & dayo otm

also lagün

I wish my local deli had Hawaiian Punch.

hawaiian punch is the best

― dayo, Sunday, May 6, 2012 8:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this thread really makes me want fruit punch, what a delicious drink

― crüt, Sunday, May 6, 2012 9:40 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i love me some fruit punch

bad fruit punch can be really gross though

all fruit punch is bad fruit punch

I had to resort to desperate measures and drink a tropical flavored Fruitopia. I know this is low on the fruit punch totem pole but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

They still make Fruitopia???

it's the Strawberry Passion Awareness flavor they have in vending machines, which I think counts as fruit punch.

I mean fountain drink machines

i would classify it as fruit slap in the face.

They still make Fruitopia???

crut lives in a '97 time vortex iirc

what is the best are those little sacs you have to poke holes in

abbott i admire your brave truth telling!

I drank the shit out of these things as a kid:

http://www.packagingdigest.com/photo/292/292161-Little_Hug_barrels.jpg

And then graduated to these as a teenager:

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1057crushfm.com/files/2011/12/squeeze-it-compassdesigninc-com.jpg

Given my K-12 diet, I honestly wonder how I don't have diabetes.

Looks like they're a little "healthier" these days. P. sure they were just sugar and artificial flavors back in the day.

I never had those brand name barrel drinks. My mom just got the generic kind at the grocery store. Even at that young age, I knew I was tasting far too many chemicals.

Vomiting fruit punch is gross and creepy--it makes everything RED.

take store bought fruit punch, add some real pineapple juice, maybe some orange juice, and a good quality ginger ale = we don't need alcohol to get our kicks.

Closest I've got to drinking fruit punch recently has been the apple & mango juice not from concentrate I get regularly.
Wonder if I'd enjoy that Kool aid Tropical these days i know I did as a kid. But artificial might not appeal any more.
Maybe if it was electrified?

Heavenly Father made us specifically to enjoy the fruit punch

TANG, iirc.

My best acid buddy in high school was from a mormon family and we drank SO much Tang

I was really into Hawaiian Punch for a while when I was a kid but I wised up. Since then, I have had many varieties of homemade fruit punch/slurpees and guess what -- without an exception, they were mostly pretty gross. I don't even really like sangria very much on account of it.

Maybe one or two of the homemade ones were ok -- but at their worst they were
1 can orange juice concentrsate
1 can pineapple chunks
2 liter sprite
rainbow sherbet

^^ that? really?

lol that sounds pretty good to me

^seconded. That's some all-time church basement shit.

i dunno, i guess it's a little bit of good housekeeping that i never really experienced as a kid, so it doesn't appeal to me as an adult

I can't believe a. that my mom used to let me drink this all of the time and b. that I thought it was delicious. It has such a chemical, poisonous-feeling aftertaste.

Honestly the only time I can deal with fruit punch (Hawaiian, church basement, whatever) is to dilute with water by at least half. It's all too sweet.

xp I hate commercial fruit punches that are obviously just made from whatever fruit is left over from making other drinks. But re: 'chemical' taste, my favourite fruit punch, basically the only one I'd ever drink, was this:
http://oomph.muirhoward.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/quatro_can.jpg
(lol80s)
Made with pineapple, orange, passion fruit and grapefruit. Tasted synthetic like pear drops used to taste.

http://www.99only.com/files/imagecache/product_full/502981.gif

these wax bottle fruit drinks always gave me the o_0

http://assets.smokingmeatforums.com/7/71/71f3d537_CandyFailsWaxJuiceBottles.jpeg

You guys are posting pictures of the worst garbage ever produced by chemical industry.

Quatro was made with real fruit juice, but somehow managed to taste completely fake, like some Des Esseintes would come up with.

...and the advert made it look like a product from the Max Headroom series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gTUshlWFG0