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Anyone tried this? Quite liberating sitting next to a bunch of suits on a train while sending filth over the ether.(especially if your phone vibrates).

― Billy Dods, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Billy, suck my toes...please...

― Mike Hanley, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why send sexee text message when you can frot against the bloke next to you on the train?

― nathalie, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mike, you don't have my mobile number do you?
Nath, can't do anything other than frot on British trains, thanks to damn GNER.

― Billy Dods, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Billy, you frot the trains?!? Sheesh. I like'em big but not metallic. ;-)

― nathalie, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Frottage can be nice or bad depending on the frotteur. But I would never frot, I only sometimes onjoy a nice frotting. I allow frottance on me , but only by loverlies

― Mike Hanley, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't even know what frotting is. Is it like garotting?

― DG, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. The act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification.

― nathalie, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wasn't Moby accused of this? Sean?

― Mitch Lastnamewitheld, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, he used to rub his penis against famous people at parties.

― nathalie, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MOby's Dick?

― Mike Hanley, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Apparently Moby has a game called ahem, knob touch. At celebrity parties he gets the ould feller out and rubs it against unsuspecting celebs. Victims include Dennis Rodman and Winona Ryder.
Me, I rubbed up against Jack Charlton once (on a train natch), but fortunately my tackle was safely inside my britches, anyway he just ain't my type (male for starters).

― Billy Dods, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He according to legend he was was a bit of a pansexual fuckfest .

― anthony, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Moby of course.

― anthony, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Moby had a bit part in a sex film (haha!)...

No, really I read he was an extra (non performing), and that he's not too happy about it these days.

― jel, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Moby story here

― jel, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jack Charlton the Pansexual Fuckfest - I'd read that. As long it wasn't by Ben Watson.

― Andrew L, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Calling Moby "a corporate sellout" roughly = pointing out that most people have two eyes and a nose.

― Dave M., Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think I give Moby the benefit of the doubt on the sellout front; he claims to have given Mute the great heft of the proceeds from all those adverts, which they then went and spent on Goldfrapp etc. He remains the kind of person who minds not one bit helping out friends From Before and the like with low-return and art projects. Though I can understand people having a problem with him if they don't already know this.

― suzy, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd do Jackie. (p;osting when drunk= clasic)

― Greg, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Lets realise Moby is a brat. I never liked his bore-fest bumpathons. Lets talk about him less.

― The Toffee Focker, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

Lately I'm seeing the point.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 October 2002 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Moby seemed weird enough to me as it was - and now this! Yuck!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 10 October 2002 18:18 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

i don't know. it's like fun, but then you close the phone.

― Surmounter, Thursday, 7 August 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

This thread is lolz.

― Just got offed, Thursday, 7 August 2008 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

A pansexual fuckfest of lolz, to be more precise.

― Just got offed, Thursday, 7 August 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

you

are

something!

louis i don't know though if this is the best idea to try out on your girl

― Surmounter, Thursday, 7 August 2008 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

Well she is in Paris at the moment, surrounded by a load of stroppy American teenagers whom she's dutifully chaperoning; I can't think of a time or place she'd appreciate it more...

...nah.

― Just got offed, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

louis, just post her number here and we'll do the rest...

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

"Hi, Louis' friend here, he's asked me to text you saying that he'd like to &*%^ your $^@*& with his ^%^&$£ and then tie your %^&)*^ and pour on some %*&%&^$& $£%% ^&^^ @!£$( ^% with some fava beans and a nice $^%£$@@&*&^ without resorting to ^&*%^£@%$ in a room full of &*^ *%^^ ^$%^T&.

Thanks, bye!"

― Scik Mouthy, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

I am shocked to see that Billy Dods of all people would engage in this

― the pinefox, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, c'mon, pf, who wouldn't want to &*%^ (her) $^@*& just once?

― Michael White, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

Louis, have you not learned better than to talk about this kind of thing online?

― J0hn D., Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

pinefox, if it's any consolation I didn't use text speak.

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

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