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are cars your favorite object or are there others you like more?

thommys got bendz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

what's yr take on kitty pryde?

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:19 (thirteen years ago)

kitty pryde vs. juicee k

sarahell, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

were you listening to music during your vacuum cleaner experience? what would be the ideal music for this experience?

sarahell, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

are you a fan of the "dragons fucking cars" meme?

raw feel vegan (silby), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:26 (thirteen years ago)

I like to fuck anything. I enjoy fucking my car and vacuum cleaner as they are always there.
Sorry dont know what kitty pride or juicee k are
No i was not listening to music when i fucked the vacuum.
Not a fan of dragons fucking cars i prefer to fuck them myself

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:45 (thirteen years ago)

this is already kind of tired unfortunately.
what's the kitty pride meme?

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:46 (thirteen years ago)

Have you ever heard of Filter Queen vacuums?

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:48 (thirteen years ago)

No i have not heard of them but i am sure you have a funny explanation for them

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:49 (thirteen years ago)

what is your favorite board game?

dell (del), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:50 (thirteen years ago)

monopoly

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

p mainstream choice there, no cred

raw feel vegan (silby), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

No i have not heard of them but i am sure you have a funny explanation for them

not really

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

Has anyone ever told you you look like Andy Bell?

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

what is your least favorite song, one that really annoys you?

dell (del), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

Could not think of a suitable board game dont really play them prefer me to played like a game and sorry dale when you put filter queen i thought you were going down the gay joke route

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:55 (thirteen years ago)

i know a song that will get on your nerves by joe pasqualie
and no i have not been told i look like andy bell

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:56 (thirteen years ago)

forward this to everyone you know
http://tailpipeman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html#!/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:14 (thirteen years ago)

two steps ahead of you

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:20 (thirteen years ago)

do they have truck nuts in the uk?

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:21 (thirteen years ago)

have you sent the link on

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:21 (thirteen years ago)

what are truck nuts

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:21 (thirteen years ago)

http://trucknutz.com/

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:23 (thirteen years ago)

doing god's work here

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:23 (thirteen years ago)

i have never seen them lol

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:23 (thirteen years ago)

what is gods work?

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)

o you haven't heard the good news?

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

no tell me the good news

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/henry-and-hetty.jpg

do you prefer hetty or henry?

sarahell, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:31 (thirteen years ago)

I like both

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:33 (thirteen years ago)

why did you first post to "posts that effortlessly summarize" thread

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:49 (thirteen years ago)

referral i'm sure, there is a link to a picture of him. guess what he's doing.

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:51 (thirteen years ago)

.... effortlessly summarising ilx?

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:55 (thirteen years ago)

there are links in lots of other places though - like practically every thread where pipecock made a nuisance of hissself

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:56 (thirteen years ago)

ok fucking trucks and vacuums, do you ever consider just buying a tailpipe section or disengaging whatever vacuum piece or is the whole point not that yr dick is encased in a cylinder but that you're vaguely fucking the entire machine? also have you ever read portnoy's complaint?

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:59 (thirteen years ago)

SMW, do you consider the Prequels to be worth viewing, or just Lucas-wanking to be consigned to the dustbin?

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Sunday, 13 May 2012 04:06 (thirteen years ago)

lol darragh

dell (del), Sunday, 13 May 2012 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

Also, do you believe that Europe as a single notional identity needed Napoleon to come into being?

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Sunday, 13 May 2012 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

sissymanwhore i forwarded your link to many friends thanks

yoel rak (toandos), Sunday, 13 May 2012 06:29 (thirteen years ago)

The Late Great...i first posted to that thread as my pictures were being discussed and i want people to know my real identity not just guess at who i am etc.
Balls....i usually fuck the car or vacuum or whatever else in front of other people so it is not just about the fucking of them it is about the humiliation .
Yoel Rak........thank you i hope everyone does the same.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 10:30 (thirteen years ago)

sissymanwhore, what is your favorite UGK song? if you are not familiar with their music i have a recommendation

some dude, Sunday, 13 May 2012 11:27 (thirteen years ago)

I am not faniliar, what is your recommendation

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 11:28 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI8f9rF8MHY

some dude, Sunday, 13 May 2012 11:42 (thirteen years ago)

just sent the link to my mom in lieu of a card, smw

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 13 May 2012 12:45 (thirteen years ago)

LOL i hope she likes it.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

kudos, some dude

thommys got bendz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 13 May 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

smh if you're the one who's sending his name out everywhere and having sex with machines in front of other people then YOU ultimately possess agency in these situations, no? **think abt it**

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ al

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)

xp or smw, either works really.

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

i am the person i just dont know how to verify to anyone here who thinks i may just be trying to humiliate someone else

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:31 (thirteen years ago)

best nsfw this now??

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

lmao

flopson, Monday, 14 May 2012 00:25 (thirteen years ago)

Now post a photo of you standing next to brodie while he posts to ilx

buzza, Monday, 14 May 2012 00:25 (thirteen years ago)

sissymanwhore, what type of music do you listen to?

thommys got bendz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

rugby is also the hometown of spacemen 3 btw

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 00:53 (thirteen years ago)

Yep. It is also not far from CV birthplace of RS.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

lollll

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:56 (thirteen years ago)

all types

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:04 (thirteen years ago)

well, we're past the punchline now

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

FP

flopson, Monday, 14 May 2012 08:06 (thirteen years ago)

too many people were nice to kshighway and sock master got bored

― mark cl

buzza, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 06:35 (thirteen years ago)

I was expecting a few more awkward questions than that. Anyone got any?

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:25 (thirteen years ago)

no, your behavior isn't really that interesting

call all destroyer, Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

I never said it was interesting, just thought the response would of been different.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

Your blog is all really inexcusable.

Two spaces after a full stop? Tsk.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:36 (thirteen years ago)

Two spaces after a full stop is not a question, it is a statement so does not require a question mark.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

sissymanwhore, have you ever done an interview with Howard Stern or Opie and Anthony or any other radio shows like that? which website/radio show/magazine/tv show (or whatever) have you been the proudest to appear on, and which ones would you like to appear on in the future?

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure I first saw you on weirdlinks.com/webwasteland.com/unknownhighway.com (or whatever it's called now). are you a fan? what are your favorite shock sites?

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:49 (thirteen years ago)

barmans, my picture has been in loaded magazine. Two TV shows, russel howards good news and top gear. I gave an email interview to gawker.com but i dont think they published it. I have never done an interview with the people you mention. i dont know any shock sites, i will look up the ones you have mentioned. i am proud to appear on any site or show.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:01 (thirteen years ago)

pride and humiliation -- weird mix

Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

sis syman who re, have you ever dreamt of or masturbated to the mental picture of roy orbison wrapped in cling-film?

dayo, Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

dayo...LMAO no cant say i have.

Trey... i agree, i love to see that my picture has been posted in so many different places and it is also humiliaing to think that people have seen me doing that stuff, yet i like them to see it.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:09 (thirteen years ago)

which is the most humiliating david lynch movie? (i think it's blue velvet for rosselini)

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:42 (thirteen years ago)

The twin peaks stuff was appauling

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

you should feel ashamed that you misspelled 'appalling'!

dayo, Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

Dayo.....Why should i be ashamed of miss spelling a word? I post pictures of myself fucking my car, a typo is not going to bother me.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:58 (thirteen years ago)

i think he meant, "appealing."

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:58 (thirteen years ago)

No he was right it was a spelling mistake, there is nothing appealing about the twin peaks show.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

it kind of went off the rails 2nd season but c'mon...

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:02 (thirteen years ago)

I post pictures of myself fucking my car, a typo is not going to bother me.

johnny crunch, Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

No he was right it was a spelling mistake, there is nothing appealing about the twin peaks show.

― Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Friday, May 18, 2012 10:00 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

now this is a fucking shameful opinion to have, fuck you in the fucking ass sissymanwhore

dayo, Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

Philip..i am a strange car but that was to strange even for me.

Johnny...i already said that or do you do the same?

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:05 (thirteen years ago)

dayo...that works for me

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

what did you think of LOST?

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:20 (thirteen years ago)

not my type of show

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:27 (thirteen years ago)

knight rider?

bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

entertaining, more of a history or documentary person

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:33 (thirteen years ago)

socumentary

buzza, Saturday, 19 May 2012 03:08 (thirteen years ago)

pink sockumentary?

one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 19 May 2012 03:20 (thirteen years ago)

http://andiamnotlying.com/2010/types-of-bitches/

JacobSanders, Saturday, 19 May 2012 03:21 (thirteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://greenerjax.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cleancities.jpg

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:54 (twelve years ago)

But an electric car doesn't have an exhaust pipe. He's into humiliation, not disappointment.

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

乒乓, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:59 (twelve years ago)

ICE in this case refers to In Car Entertainment.

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:00 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMbxOUgPDsI

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:00 (twelve years ago)

I post pictures of myself fucking my car, a typo is not going to bother me.

all time

ima go (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

sissymanwhore, what is your favourite situation comedy?

dickbait (wins), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

L-R
http://images.tvrage.com/shows/24/23953.jpg

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:32 (eleven years ago)

^that is one of the worst, so shrill and charmless

dickbait (wins), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)

five months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/xQDpUGl.jpg

, Friday, 24 October 2014 15:58 (ten years ago)


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