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This damn fly has been annoying me for days, flying around my room and shit. She's also fond of landing on my hair, which tickles (plus I'm not sure it's legal.)

Anyway, she's tired now and just sitting there on my table. I could easily swat her and put an end to this nuisance, but somehow it feels rotten to do so. So I'll let you lot decide for me whether I should swat her or not.

― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 14 September 2002 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

No: she might have the head of a scientist who got bodypart-swapped in an experiment which went hideously awry. Oh no!! Soon the scientist's wife will have to smash her husband's head w.an industrial piledriver and go to jail!! OH NO!!

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 14 September 2002 23:10 (twenty-three years ago)

do you have a cup to capture & take it outside in?

flies here usually end up living because by the time i find a suitable book (paperbacks are MUCH better flyswatters than hardcovers) to use, they've left.

― lyra (lyra), Saturday, 14 September 2002 23:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Não mate ela, nunca mate caralho nenhum. Agora eu quero saber como você sente seu cabelo coçar?

― vic (vicc13), Saturday, 14 September 2002 23:13 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe you could move the shit from your room outside and she will be attracted to fly out there.

― felicity (felicity), Sunday, 15 September 2002 01:14 (twenty-three years ago)

WEST NILE VIRUS ALERT !

― mike (ro)bott, Sunday, 15 September 2002 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)

nah, flies don't bite- the only ones that do are horse flies, which might be contained to NJ; I've never seen them in other states.

― lyra (lyra), Sunday, 15 September 2002 01:31 (twenty-three years ago)

let the poor fly live, in fact put some food out for her and she will leave your hair alone ( maybe you need to wash it )

― donna (donna), Sunday, 15 September 2002 01:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Bah. She's flying again now, so the point is moot.

My cat wants to "play" with her, meaning he catches her but then instead of killing the damn thing releases her again. I think he's mocking me, frankly.

mark s: I saw Jeff Goldblum on Conan today. He was bragging about how he never seems to age. Very creepy.

vic: Repara bem que eu não disse QUAIS cabelos- ela gosta de aterrar no meu braço direto, e aí sentir as suas pernas contra os meus "cabelos" (de certeza que existe um outro termo para isso em Inglês, em Português tambem, mas o que é que importa? Aqui são 3:33, repara que a minha lingua materna continua a ser o Alemão, não estou a fim de ir buscar os meus dicionários...) coça muito.

― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 15 September 2002 02:29 (twenty-three years ago)

what if it's an experimental horse fly?

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 15 September 2002 09:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to know how you are sure it's the same fly. How do you tell them apart?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 15 September 2002 11:29 (twenty-three years ago)

it keeps saying "he-e-e-lp me" obv

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 15 September 2002 11:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Kill it. You will be doing it a favour.

― Jean Paul Sartre, Sunday, 15 September 2002 17:12 (twenty-three years ago)

JPS you better watch out for gods swatter

― brg30 (brg30), Sunday, 15 September 2002 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

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