It is scratching at the frame and making sad chittering noises, and Animal Control are taking their sweet time getting here
― remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
have you tried revving your engine at it?
also I was convinced from the title this was an estela thread
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)
read that as "animal collective are taking their sweet time getting here"
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)
too busy getting adobe slats for their girls
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)
It's behind the school where I work, I'm acting as bait so it doesn't lunge at any more kids.
― remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)
It was lunging?!
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)
It was. It's pacing now
― remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
Harvard Yard squirrels will lunge at you, too; I never considered they might all be rabid
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)
The first I heard of this squirrel was when it chased the boy's JV track team from the field back into the locker room. I was tutoring after school. Then, a kid showed me a picture of the squirrel he'd taken when it ate a tea bag (caffeinated) out of his hand.
― remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)
I went outside to see what was up, and two ladies with a golden retriever were hiding on top of nice widestone wall, while the squirrel paced at the bottom. I distracted it while they hurried off, and it followed me to the parking lot.
― remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)
how aggro is this baby squirrel
― goole, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)
It's all jacked up on caffeinated tea bags.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
He is between a JCVD and a Dolph, as grey squirrels go.
― remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)
I called Animal Control as I hid behind a Jeep Wrangler, and they said this was the second report of a squirrel they'd had, so they'd send a fella with a net. Then, the thing charged at some sixth graders so I diverted it by running and hooting.
― remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)
It chased me to my car and I climbed in. (I had to get in the passenger side so it couldn't get me). I rolled down the window to look out, and it tried to scamper up the door, but it only got a foot or two off the ground.
― remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
i got sick of this squirrel and peeled out of the parking lot and drove home. it's probably smeared under my tire but i waited for ~ an hour, and it was dying anyway. poor crazy thing.
― remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
He is between a JCVD and a Dolph, as grey squirrels go.― remy bean, Thursday, May 24, 2012 9:11 PM (27 minutes ago)
― remy bean, Thursday, May 24, 2012 9:11 PM (27 minutes ago)
this is top shelf ilx posting and we could all learn a thing or two from it
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)
Waiting for either the tail to fall off or to end up on a couch.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)