I am trapped in the car while a cute but potentially rabid baby squirrel sits behind my front tire.

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It is scratching at the frame and making sad chittering noises, and Animal Control are taking their sweet time getting here

remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

have you tried revving your engine at it?

also I was convinced from the title this was an estela thread

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

read that as "animal collective are taking their sweet time getting here"

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

too busy getting adobe slats for their girls

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

It's behind the school where I work, I'm acting as bait so it doesn't lunge at any more kids.

remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

It was lunging?!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

It was. It's pacing now

remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

Harvard Yard squirrels will lunge at you, too; I never considered they might all be rabid

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

The first I heard of this squirrel was when it chased the boy's JV track team from the field back into the locker room. I was tutoring after school. Then, a kid showed me a picture of the squirrel he'd taken when it ate a tea bag (caffeinated) out of his hand.

remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

I went outside to see what was up, and two ladies with a golden retriever were hiding on top of nice widestone wall, while the squirrel paced at the bottom. I distracted it while they hurried off, and it followed me to the parking lot.

remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

how aggro is this baby squirrel

goole, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

It's all jacked up on caffeinated tea bags.

carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

He is between a JCVD and a Dolph, as grey squirrels go.

remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

I called Animal Control as I hid behind a Jeep Wrangler, and they said this was the second report of a squirrel they'd had, so they'd send a fella with a net. Then, the thing charged at some sixth graders so I diverted it by running and hooting.

remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

It chased me to my car and I climbed in. (I had to get in the passenger side so it couldn't get me). I rolled down the window to look out, and it tried to scamper up the door, but it only got a foot or two off the ground.

remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

i got sick of this squirrel and peeled out of the parking lot and drove home. it's probably smeared under my tire but i waited for ~ an hour, and it was dying anyway. poor crazy thing.

remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

He is between a JCVD and a Dolph, as grey squirrels go.

― remy bean, Thursday, May 24, 2012 9:11 PM (27 minutes ago)

this is top shelf ilx posting and we could all learn a thing or two from it

I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

Waiting for either the tail to fall off or to end up on a couch.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)


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