Big Brother 2012 - The All Seeing Evil I ?

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.. or just a pretty mosaic for this year?

Anyways, just found out the opening night is Tuesday 5th June, so .. um.. dunno.

One of these years we won't even bother with a thread.

I like the new logo.

Maybe next year they should replace it with a stylised pop-art goatse.
I have zero interest in this. Not even someone taking a shit in the house fridge could capture my interest.

(which is what happened last year, although C5 tried to cover it up)

Were c5 allowed to keep the theme tune?

even if I had the time these days, I think I've well and truly grown out of it

They kept the theme tune.

I only started the thread because the logo was pretty.

It's on!

I missed the first two going in (looked like a fairly generic 20ish boy & girl) but number three is a posh chick who failed her exams, took a gap year trip to Thailand and got beaten up and decided that it was such a disaster that she'd better have another gap year. Her parents think BB is a terrible idea but I'm sure they're pleased someone else is feeding her for a couple of weeks.

5 in so far and I'm ready for giving up. Some lad from Derry now going in telling everyone he'll have his cock out non-stop and has a party trick where he wraps it round his wrist, draws a face on it, and pretends it's a watch.

o_O

"People think I'm gay because I'm so well groomed. I have no pubic hair on my entire body except for a little square above my cock I call The Hitler."

o_O

Bring back hanging, I say...

y'all are on your own this time

Reformed jailbird English guy with American accent (claims to have a foreskin to prove his Englishness). First black guy in the house and some twat shouts "You look like Will.i.am!" at him (he doesn't, at all, even slightly).

Transgender chef (born female, now male) - says he's a bit of a womaniser but just got married. Hates overcooked steak.

Runner up Miss Scotland, says she should have won. Proper bitch material. Lovely eyes.

Posh bloke from a chav/ruffian (his words) family. Rebelling against his background by fake posh or something.

I've forgotten a couple already.

"Bubbly/Psycho" Essex girl: can't say "fuck" or "shit" without putting "fucking" in between.

Her entrance interview was "fucking fucking I dunno fucking oh my God my fucking fake tan's coming off already fuck!"

random wanker who owns "properties" and runs nightclubs

Dancer who's been in a film with Meryl Streep. Her boyfriend is famous in some way that I didn't catch. She seems ok, based on that minute,

her boyfriend is this guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Scott-Lee

I suppose that's a-list next to BB.

She had a scene in Mamma Mia and was in the Dirty Dancing TV series.

Wasn't he in CBB a few years ago? Can't be arsed to check.

I don't think so but I haven't been paying that much attention lately.

Other house-mates added since my last post

- male stripper/porn actor, formerly a teacher who lost his teaching job because of his porning
- squeaky voiced bouncer
- 41 year old former page three girl who will last five minutes

16 in total, I think.

He was a contestant on Pop Idol, that's what I was thinking of.

Porn star looks like the best of the bunch so far.

I assume the girl who has to nom 3 will pick three blokes.

She picked the dancer with the kind of famous boyfriend, the former glamour model and the Irish guy with the dick watch.

The man took it in his stride, both women were seething.

I thought she'd have been smart enough to know guys would take it on the chin, and that girls would hate her forever.

Anyways, obviously 41yo woman will go.

Lydia 4/5
Victoria 11/10
Conor 11/1

So, girl with famous boyfriend and bitpart in ultimate girlfilm gets the love-not.

Hate the three smoker guys (Posh, Squeaky and the Cook) so far.
Hate the swearing Essex girl.
Like Lydia who might be leaving and like the porn star teacher guy.
Not sure of anyone else yet.

This is a big claim, but Frankie Cockfarmer might just be the worst presenter in television history and the car crash which is him might make this whole venture entertaining enough to watch any of.

I switched that thing off after five minutes of Frankie. I honestly couldn't stand it.

Squeaky bouncer showing his sensitive side tonight claiming that good looking girls were boring but when you found a girl you could talk to you "didn't fancy hanging out the back of it".

- 41 year old former page three girl who will last five minutes

... and she's out.

I missed the eviction show. Apparently she felt cheated by being last in then nominated immediately. Ah well.

New wildcard housemate is now in - she has until Sunday to become someone's favourite housemate in order to win immunity.

She became my favourite pretty much straight away.

Brilliant editing this week with the two men up for eviction. Shot of 23 year old male model, topless, in the diary room showing off his abs going "it's me or him innit" then cuts to fat guy pulling a face while scratching his arsehole.

I wonder who they want out.

Right, it finished on Monday.

Congratulations, whoever. First year, the winner returns to obscurity before they even came out of the house, I guess.

Celeb BB starts today. I wonder if this lot has anybody approaching the level of fame that the Big Brother 1 contestants have now...

they should leave more of a gap between the series

Bet Lynch? oh.

Several people I have heard of (Heather off EastEnders, Julian Clary, Bet Lynch, Martin Kemp, a Nolan, Harvey So Solid Crew, Samantha fucking Brick), some ridiculous women who seems to be there for the sole purpose of getting naked (tangential fame aspect covered with "her that was texting Vernon Kay"), and some prince of somewhere who I thought was that bloke from Hollyoaks when he turned up. I was hoping that Clary was going to get lamped into Brick at some point last night during the intros, but I expect that is coming.

Doesn't seem a very inspired or inspiring bunch, really.

Oh, Samantha "never the bridesmaid" Brick, I remember now.

Danica Thrall is a model and winner of the Miss Derby title in 2006. Danica went on to compete in the Miss England competition, where she made the top 10.

Haven't added the pic, cause you're all going "oh yeah, I remember her now" aren't you?

Is she the Vernon Kay one?

No, that's a different one.