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MIB3 stars Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin and Emma Thompson.

MIB III is a movie

John Brolin is like Tommy Lee Jones, but is in fact a different actor.

That goes double for Josh Brolin.

Attention nerds: MIB 3 does not stand for "Mint In Box 3".

There are some aliens in MIB III

III is a Roman numeral that means "three" or "3".

the theme for mib iii is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBVj-F_IQPM

Will Smith does not reprise his role as Will Smith, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, in MIB III.

Rumors of a link between Tommy Lee Jones' significantly-reduced role in MIB III and his participation in a manhunt for Dr. Richard Kimble are unfounded.

There were II MIB films prior to MIB III.

There are men dressed in black in this movie.

MIB III has some jokes in, and also some action bits.

WARNING: the are NO graphic sex scenes as suggested by the commercials. this includes an absence of cum-swapping, double-fisting, and tantric butthole maneuver scenes. evidently the producers of this movie wanted to attract a younger age demographic this time.

spoiler: one alien in particular means harm to the men in black 3. it's the central conflict in the movie.

xpost Which is also why they set most of the movie in 1969.

WARNING: there is bound to be some controversy over the presence of women with speaking lines. I assure you the only female character that has substantial speaking role is the former romantic partner of one of the men in black 3. it is assumed that they have porked. I hope this puts you at ease.

MIB III is not a direct sequel to RV.

not directly, but there are MANY nods in that direction

spoiler: Aamir Khan is NOT in this movie and he DOES NOT have a VoiceOver cameo as a Bollywood alien who has magical cgi dance moves. that scene will be on the limited edition Bluray.

The plot of MIB III is relatively easy to follow for those who have not seen MIB and MIB II.

spoiler: there will be a limited edition Blu-ray

The limited edition Blu-ray will have deleted scenes, a director's commentary, a trailer, and animated menus. The disc itself will be sold in a protective case to help alleviate the possibility of scratches or other damage which might render the disc inoperable. Blu-ray discs can only be viewed using a Blu-ray player (although you can physically insert a Blu-ray disc into a standard DVD player or a Sony Discman, you will not be able to watch the MIB III limited edition Blu-ray disc on either of these machines).

If you do not wish to pay to see MIB III a number of ways to view the movie for free are available via the internet.

WARNING: Columbia Pictures and their associates WILL NOT be held responsible for the heinous things they will do to your face if you use the intent to view men in black 3 for free.

my mistake, friends, that word "intent" should say "Internet"

typing is sometimes hard to do when you are seething with white-hot rage, am I right, friends?

Alternatively, if pressed for time, reading a synopsis of the plot of MIB III on Wikipedia the free encyclopedia whilst listening to rap hit Gettin Jiggy With It would be a fair facsimile of the experience.

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two threads, GOTTA b good

Men In Black 3 has received mixed reviews from critics, but notable internet message board ILX (http://www.ilxor.com) had no less than two active threads dedicated to the film within a day of its wide release in theaters, prompting esteemed ILX pundit Dr. Morbius to declare that the film, quote, "GOTTA b good".

Men In Black 3 star Tommy Lee Jones is a highly-respected actor whose career spans decades. He has previously starred in such films as Men In Black 2 and the one that started it all, Men In Black. While his acting career has been much shorter-lived, Jones' costar, rapper-turned-actor Will Smith, is an equally well-regarded, award-winning actor. His filmography includes the original Men In Black and its sequel, Men In Black 2.

Although they appear quite realistic (particularly if you've seen them in 3-D!), the creators of Men In Black 3 insist that the aliens featured in the film are no more than elaborate special effects. In many cases, these special effects were inserted into the film after actors Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith had already filmed their scenes! If you have small children, be warned that the visual effects in the film may be too intense for them. Children have occasionally also had strong reactions upon seeing Tommy Lee Jones on the big screen. A pamphlet that will help you explain both of these potentially-frightening situations to your children is available as a .PDF on the official Men In Black 3 website.

men in black 3 the film is trending on popular social media interaction web sites, probably

one of the more interesting plot points in this film is about a rocket that sends people to the moon. does anyone know if this actually happened and if so why haven't we heard about it.

Despite the extensive interaction with space aliens depicted onscreen in Men In Black 3, mankind has still never had a documented encounter with sentient lifeforms from other planets. A rocket (or spaceship) has been piloted to the moon and back, but we unfortunately did not encounter any alien cultures while we were there (although I believe we finally were able to debunk those rumors about the moon being made of cheese!).

A film by Georges Méliès entitled A Trip To The Moon features a theoretical trip to the moon and can be considered a spiritual prequel to Men In Black 3 (let's just call it Men In Black 0!).

georges melies was recently a featured character in the academy award®-winning film hugo directed by martin scorsese.

MIB III is not the first film to feature hypothetical beings from other planets; it was preceded by such pictures as Mac and Me, Robot Monster, and Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.

When you arive at the theater to watch Men In Black 3, you will want to look closely at your ticket stub for a letter or number in bold print. The reason for this is that many movie theaters today show two or more movies simultaneously on separate screens, and the number or letter on your ticket stub will correspond with the letter or number of the screen upon which Men In Black 3 will be projected. It's also important to pay attention to what time your particular showing of Men In Black 3 will be screened, as well, because, in addition to showing multiple movies at the same time, theaters will also occasionally have the same film showing on multiple screens (who comes up with these ideas?!)! You may find that wearing a watch or carrying a small clock on your person will help to ensure that you get to your showing of Men In Black 3 (don't forget to show up a little early to ensure that you catch all of the commercials and maybe even a little movie trivia, if you're lucky!). If you don't have a watch, you can purchase one at almost any retail outlet. If worse comes to worse, you can always ask a passerby on the off-chance that he or she has a watch which you might consult, or perhaps the theater will allow you to see a clock that they have hidden under a desk or inside of a cupboard. Best of luck with your Men In Black 3 moviegoing experience!

how many mo' films will Brolin & Jones make where they have no scenes together?

/nocountryforsharedscenes

come to think of it, i've never seen the both of them in the same room together, either.

anyway, having no knowledge of flight of the conchords, i assumed the bad guy was played by tim curry. i was wrong.

but seriously this was entertaining and clever, pretty much what you'd hope for in a summer sequel. i think barry sonnenfeld is actually a smart director even if more than half of the stuff he's made has been pretty crap. he seems kind of careless in what projects he chooses.

Before he became a director, Barry Sonnenfeld was best known as a cinematographer, in which capacity he worked with the Coen brothers (Ethan Coen and Joel Coen) on several of their films. Once he had proved himself adept in that field, it was only natural that he would move on to directing feature films and the project he's perhaps most widely-hailed for, MC Hammer's "Addams Groove" video.

ok this joek is getting old.

sonnenfeld shot pron for a while, did you know that?

At one point, by his own admission, Sonnenfeld directed nine feature length porn films in nine days which could only help to prepare him for the world of mainstream theatrical films. During that time, Sonnenfeld also directed industrial films and documentaries, including the Oscar-nominated In Our Water in 1982.

Porn taught him well for the subversions of Addams Family Values.

one of the more interesting plot points in this film is about a rocket that sends people to the moon. does anyone know if this actually happened and if so why haven't we heard about it.

The sheeple will tell you yes.

You'll know it's Sonnenfeld porn when the camera starts down the hallway at floor level, moves down the hall, zigzags around discarded clothing, and then cuts to an above-the-bed shot of two people screwing.

didn't particularly care for MIB3. funny for a while, but increasingly tiresome after michael stuhlbarg's grotesquely drippy "griffin" shows up and helpfully ushers everyone through the remaining plot machinations to tear-jerking, hope-stirring happy ending.

the film seems takes place in world wherein all "weirdos" and "foreign types" are literal aliens against whose inscrutable agendas the men in black defend us. i suppose this has always been the subtext of the MIB films, but it's really ramped up here, even comparing the "weird foods" found in chinatown with venusian cuisine or w/e. the lowest blow is bill hader as andy warhol, revealed to be a man in black presiding over the zoo of alien activity that is the factory (along with foreigners, all artists, gays and models are apparently aliens, too). we're supposed to chuckle when this undercover cop faux andy begs for release, wailing that he can't "even tell the girls from the boys." ha fucking ha.

Contenderizer is accurate in describing the strengths and flaws of MIB3. The first half was a lot of fun, the ending was terrible.

I think this lasted 2 weeks in the local cinema, but I can't be sure even of that long.

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Although Josh Borlin plays a younger version of Tommy Lee Jones's character in Men In Black 3, he is not (despite persistent rumors) the actual time-traveling younger version of Tommy Lee Jones.

Josh Borlin was recommended for a role in the film Men In Black 3 by his lover, Will Smith.

After filming Men In Black 3, Tommy Lee Jones has retired from acting so that he can focus his attention on his popular sandwich chain, Pastrami Lee Jones.

Many believe that Frank the Pug, star of Men In Black, died soon after filming his scenes, but this is untrue. In fact, he died four years before filming began.

During filming of the movie Men In Black 3, Will Smith shot a PA in the hand with a hunting rifle. The motive was unclear, even to Mr. Smith himself. No charges were filed, although the PA was fired shortly afterwards.

The post-credits scene of Men In Black 3 is the fifth episode from the second season of Barney Miller in its entirety.

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Josh Borlin is the illegitimate son of Doug Henning (star of Men In Black Zero: Before They Were Black).

Jaden Smith is the star of the upcoming 2018 remake of the 2012 film Men In Black 3. His sister, Willow Smith, will follow in his footsteps as the star of the 2022 remake of Men In Black 3.

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Men In Black 3 screenwriter Etan Cohen has been recently blacklisted by Hollywood following the revelation that the Men In Black 3 script is a word-for-word plagiarization of the little-known 1973 television movie What Drove Doris To Drink? (starring Tom Poston and Keenan Wynn). Ironically, Etan's brother, Jole Cohen, has been hired to script the upcoming sequel, Men In Black 5: Confused Numbering.

Tommy Lee Jones is an ardent fan of extreme body modification but goes to great lengths to hide this prior to filming a movie. In the scene where the agents are enjoying an ice cream in the park, you can see faint scars on his forehead from the incisions to temporarily remove his subdermal horns. In the scene where the agents are chasing an alien through a football stadium, you can clearly see the outline of several genital piercings through his trousers.

The original title for the film was Men In Black 3: Blood Pact. The subtitle was dropped just prior to release and just after the titular blood pact (presaging the rise of the dark lord N'Thaalo'k) was sealed by several people involved with the film's production. All of those involved in the blood pact (including star Bill Hader and director Fish McGibbons) have since suffered unspeakable deaths.

A robot stunt double of Will Smith was built for I Am Legend and has been used in several films. Men In Black 3 marks the first time that the robot has taken a starring role in a film (the real Will Smith only appears in one brief but humorous sequence as "Dancing Baby").

Men In Black 3 was the last film to be released in North America. There are currently no plans to release another film in North America anytime soon.

Josh Borlin's unwieldy verbiage in the film Men In Black 3 is due to the fact that his dialogue, from beginning to end, is one massive palindrome. Borlin requested this as a memorial to the years he spent in Saigon as part of a human rat king (along with fellow Goonies co-star John Matuszak).

Men In Black 3 is considered by some in the scientific community to be a living organism, one that knows your thoughts and darkest desires. Men In Black 3 has unquestionably had a disruptive effect on the lives of some who've watched it, and it's been known to show up on doorsteps unannounced with nothing but a sleeping bag and a pack of smokes, looking for a place to crash for a few days while it waits to hear back about this job it's definitely going to get because its cousin knows the chick in HR and it has that friend you met one time, you remember, his name is Daryll, and he used to work there a couple of years ago and didn't get fired or nothin'. Whether these tendencies denote true sentience is up for debate, but most viewers find it hard to hold a grudge with Men In Black 3 because, deep down, it's a decent movie that means well and, truth be told, was the only movie there for them while they were going through their divorce.

Men In Black 3 has been shown to speed the spoilage of perishable meat products. The seats in theaters showing Men In Black 3 become warped over time and the theaters' screens often become brittle and scorched around the edges. Prints of Men In Black 3 have an unpleasant odor about them, something like a combination of sweet balogna and motor oil. The first known print of Men In Black 3 was found in a moldering trunk that was dredged from a Florida swamp in the early 1800s. Also inside were a variety of protective runes and a pair of strange, visor-like glasses whose frames and lenses were constructed from materials that are still unidentified to this day. The man who found it, Sir Reginald Stroup, is still alive to this day (although he frequently mentions that he wishes he might again someday know rest). Branded upon his shoulderblades are the visages of Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, which he claims appeared unbeknownst to him on the day after his fated trip through the swamp.

Some farmers report seeing Men In Black 3 lying in their fields with a fatted calf at its teat, feeding it as naturally as it would its own young. Those calves have, without exception, disappeared into the night, leaving nothing behind but a faint whiff of ozone and a crudely scrawled note, written in the blood of a slain goose, indicating that the calf is fine and that the calf is home, cradled in the arms of a new mother.

The brief spin-off television series Lil' Men In Black 3 was an unmitigated bomb and only lasted for three episodes before being yanked from the Pax Network. The merchandise relating to the show, on the other hand, has been quite successful. Most Americans don't even notice the LMIB3 logo stitched upon the lapel of the uniform which became mandatory within the contiguous United States in early 2013.

Men In Black 3 has recently surpassed John as the most ubiquitous male name in America. Men In Black 3 was also voted Cleanest City of 2013, Filthiest Lads Mag of 2027, Burger Chef Employee of the Month (February 1976), and Gary Puckett Jr. High's most punctual student.

Men In Black 3 was initially a shuddering ossuary of bleached horse bones for several millennia before taking the form of the film we're familiar with today.

The construction of the film Men In Black 3 was quite unique. The filmmakers simultaneously made seven separate films corresponding to discrete spectral colors (e.g. Men In Red 3, Men In Orange 3, etc.) which, when shown in theaters, would be briefly projected simultaneously as a composite Men In White 3 before all of the projector bulbs were shattered by the projectionist, allowing Men In Black 3 to manifest. Men In White 3 was once accidentally shown in its entirety in Sioux Falls, SD, which led to the imposition of a strict quarantine until radiation levels in the city return to levels safe for human habitation.

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Only one complete set of commemorative Men In Black 3 Big Gulp cups is known to exist, and the fevered pursuit of that collection has been the impetus for a number of bizarre and horrifying crimes committed by previously law-abiding citizens (the most notorious being England Dan and John Ford Coley's cannibalization rampage through the town of Miracle, KS before sewing themselves together into the form of a human ouroboros).

Many believe the forthcoming film Men in Black: International to be the most recent installment of the Men in Black franchise, but this is not the case. In fact, it is a compilation film in the style of That's Entertainment! which repackages scenes from the Men in Black films shot especially for various markets outside of the US. Another common misconception is that these international versions starred actors which were more familiar to the audience of a given country, but in actuality they all star Yakov Smirnoff and Paul Williams and have proven to be quite unpopular and unprofitable.

True to the title, Men in Black: Intentional is the first installment in the popular franchise that wasn't filmed on accident.