i do not wanna see men in black 3

but it's too late, I already have!!

~spoiled~

once you've seen black 3, you can never go back 3

Oh, god, I don't want to see this, either. Summer movie trash that should've gone straight to the compost heap rather than the cineplex. Save us all time and money, Hollywood. Don't you realize that there are actual important stories that need to be told, like PETA's struggle to make the world understand animal rights? I would see that movie twenty times. But nooooooo, let's see a rapper and an old man fight aliens again. I wonder if the people who paid to see this even realize how stupid they are. Ugh.

men in black 3rmine

You: do not want to see Men in Black International - but Ask Me Anything.

I kinda don't not wanna see MiBI

How did Les Twins do in their cinematic debut?

They are scary silent black dudes. They do dance at one point, which makes more sense now that I've seen their wiki page. They also talk once, before their obliteration, and it later turns out that if they'd said anything at any point before that, the film would be a lot shorter.

You do not want to watch this movie.

http://braindamaged.fr/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/mib-international-ahmed-sylla-pionny-une-631x250.jpg

This is Pawny, a pawn from a species that live on chess boards and act like chess pieces, or something. The rest of his race dies, so he bonds with Tessa Thompson and is her tiny sassy sidekick.

Bah - if you image google search 'pawny mib' you'll get the idea quite quickly.

Thank you for your service. I recommend watching their dance battles on youtube rather than this movie.

jesus crap: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/behind-sonys-lackluster-men-black-relaunch-rewrites-infighting-no-urgency-1218949

there were five writers on set during production, four of them in conflict with the fifth

who was also the producer, who also kept taking over directing, but the studio wouldn't let the director quit

In 2016, Sony Pictures’ top executives, including chief Tom Rothman, faced a dilemma: Should they greenlight a reboot of Men in Black or pursue a Men in Black crossover with a second franchise, 21 Jump Street?

what the

INT: Sony boardroom, 2016

EXECUTIVE ONE: good news! we have super-successful writers/directors/producers/franchise massagers Lord & Miller, whose last 3 films for us took $770 million at the box office, willing to sign on to MiB and bring Channing Tatum to co-star

EXECUTIVE TWO: hold up: it says here we'd have to pay them? absolutely fuck that, and make sure we don't send them any Spider-Verse blu-rays that year either

exec #1 shoulda counted Cloudy w/ Meatballs 2 to make it over a billion