1.) Band-aids
― how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)
2.) Japanese Beetles
3.) Styrofoam
4.) Water
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
5. pee
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)
6. a snickers bar (to keep the snobs out)
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)
7. a mermaid
8. Dead bees
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)
9. a filter that your friend told you sucked a child to the bottom of the pool and drowned them
― nerds being macho (remy bean), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)
9 b) the filter that your friend told you sucked out a girl's intestines and she died in the pool
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)
9 (c) Coffee filter instead of pool filter
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)
10) the annoying chlorine dispenser thing that you keep taking out of the pool that your Dad keeps putting back IN the pool "but DAAAAAAAAAAAD it gets in the way when we're PLAYING"
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)
11) rocks that the stupid neighbor's kid keeps throwing in the pool.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)
12. pennies
― pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)
13. Nerf football
― pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)
14. Golden Retriever
15) mean kid who tries to dunk everyone and splashes too hard
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)
16. The family dog that your bro insists on coaxing into joining them
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)
13) one of those terrifying vacuums that moves about like a headless snake
― nerds being macho (remy bean), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)
18. A heartache
― pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)
19.) Burt Lancaster, however briefly.
― nerds being macho (remy bean), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)
20)a broken tv because keith moon is a jerk
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)
21. Jesse Bradford, nude
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)
22. Natalie Wood
― korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)
23. Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)
24. Drunk guy in a tuxedo
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)
25. Nirvana baby
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)
26. http://www.poolgear.com/assets/products/large/612.jpg
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
27. Spuds Mckenzie Towel
― how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)
28. Jarts
― Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)
wtf are jarts
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.sampa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lawn-darts.jpg
― Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
29. Charlotte Rampling and Ludivine Sagnier
― Träumerei, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
i wish
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
Seconded
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
30. bitter tears
― game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
31. a perv
32. http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bear-in-pool.jpg BEARS!
― i like slash and i vote (j.lu), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)
Surly teenager drinking milky coffee-flavored shake and texting in the lifeguard chair.
― nerds being macho (remy bean), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
34. Joe Gillis
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
a heartache
― Iago Galdston, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)
oops! sorry, pplains
― Iago Galdston, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
haha
― pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
35. waterlogged Danielle Steele novel
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
36. More tattoos than you had any idea most people even had under all that.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)
37. More fat than you had any idea most people even had under all that.
38. More hair than you had any idea most people even had under all that.
39. More farts than you
― how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)
40 *in every above-ground circular pool* a chain of children running round and round in a circle making a giant whirlpool
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
41. Robots
http://www.poolcenter.com/images/aquabot-turbo-t2-cleaning.jpg
― Brad C., Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)
42. Couples tonguing in front of kids
http://hollywoodcrush.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/071610_spotted2.jpg
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)
;_;
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)
43. Couples chicken fight
― Träumerei, Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
only a few of these i would say are in every pool "ever" because pool trends have changed. used to be every pal's pool had one of those ropes with floats attached strung across between shallow and deep ends. not so much any more. and now all pools have those spaghetti floater things that are fun to ride like a seahorse or pretend is your giant penis. those weren't around in the day.
― andrew m., Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)
http://skateboarding.transworld.net/files/2009/05/04/normal_24.jpg
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)
well if you're going to go THERE then it has to be Alva
http://www.nosewheelie.com/99-01/alva.jpeg
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)
still haven't seen that dogtown doc
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)
it's great
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
It is, actually
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DnPwaEn8aGE/TEN0FcwtV9I/AAAAAAAAKL4/MqEIq3NYH3k/s1600/SunsetBoulevardWilliamHolden.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)
Joe Gillis. Mentioned upthread
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)
He's still there.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.kastawayswimwear.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gator6.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)
sand, even if it's miles from the coast.
― mmmm, Thursday, 31 May 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/2012/08/21/how-do-germs-get-into-the-swimming-pool-you-might-not-want-to-know/
“there is also the problem of AFR’s, or accidental fecal releases, by bathers, which occur on a regular basis in pools which have children in them,” Gerba says.
But such accidents are not the only way water becomes contaminated. One of Gerba’s studies from a decade ago revealed that bathers naturally shed an estimated 0.14 gram of fecal matter during a swim.
― goole, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)
See? Swimming does help you lose weight...
― no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)
Dr. Casino to thread
― emilys., Thursday, 23 August 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/86/216575372_31e3094e77_z.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 August 2012 07:15 (thirteen years ago)
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/77/217021482_35b9f039df.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 August 2012 07:16 (thirteen years ago)
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/68/208036176_05fcaef86c.jpg
some of those might be kinda georgia-specific
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 August 2012 07:18 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMO2s9C85ac
― messiahwannabe, Thursday, 23 August 2012 07:47 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSAoEf1Ib58
well there SHOULD be!
― messiahwannabe, Thursday, 23 August 2012 07:51 (thirteen years ago)
I was in the swimming pool earlier and old lady was pointing down into the water and saying something indecipherable in all the noise. I assumed she'd lost something and reached under for it only to grab a turd! I didn't have my distance glasses on and she was trying to warn me someone had done a woopsy!
― calzino, Monday, 2 September 2019 15:23 (six years ago)
Presumably weighed more than 0.14 grams.
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 2 September 2019 15:29 (six years ago)
I didn't really get a sense of it's heft
― calzino, Monday, 2 September 2019 15:30 (six years ago)
*sighs, wearily opens pvmic thread*
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 2 September 2019 15:31 (six years ago)
these Aqua Relax pool sessions with the lights dimmed down unfortunately make some people a bit too relaxed.
― calzino, Monday, 2 September 2019 15:41 (six years ago)