In every swimming pool ever...

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1.) Band-aids

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

2.) Japanese Beetles

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

3.) Styrofoam

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

4.) Water

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

5. pee

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

6. a snickers bar (to keep the snobs out)

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

7. a mermaid

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

8. Dead bees

go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

9. a filter that your friend told you sucked a child to the bottom of the pool and drowned them

nerds being macho (remy bean), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

9 b) the filter that your friend told you sucked out a girl's intestines and she died in the pool

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

9 (c) Coffee filter instead of pool filter

go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

10) the annoying chlorine dispenser thing that you keep taking out of the pool that your Dad keeps putting back IN the pool "but DAAAAAAAAAAAD it gets in the way when we're PLAYING"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

11) rocks that the stupid neighbor's kid keeps throwing in the pool.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

12. pennies

pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

13. Nerf football

pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

14. Golden Retriever

pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

15) mean kid who tries to dunk everyone and splashes too hard

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

16. The family dog that your bro insists on coaxing into joining them

go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

13) one of those terrifying vacuums that moves about like a headless snake

nerds being macho (remy bean), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

18. A heartache

pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

19.) Burt Lancaster, however briefly.

nerds being macho (remy bean), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

20)a broken tv because keith moon is a jerk

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

21. Jesse Bradford, nude

go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

22. Natalie Wood

korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

23. Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

24. Drunk guy in a tuxedo

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

25. Nirvana baby

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

26. http://www.poolgear.com/assets/products/large/612.jpg

Trip Maker, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

27. Spuds Mckenzie Towel

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

28. Jarts

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

wtf are jarts

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.sampa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lawn-darts.jpg

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

29. Charlotte Rampling and Ludivine Sagnier

Träumerei, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

i wish

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

Seconded

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

30. bitter tears

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

31. a perv

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

32. http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bear-in-pool.jpg BEARS!

i like slash and i vote (j.lu), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

Surly teenager drinking milky coffee-flavored shake and texting in the lifeguard chair.

nerds being macho (remy bean), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

34. Joe Gillis

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

a heartache

Iago Galdston, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

oops! sorry, pplains

Iago Galdston, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

haha

pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

35. waterlogged Danielle Steele novel

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

36. More tattoos than you had any idea most people even had under all that.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

37. More fat than you had any idea most people even had under all that.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

38. More hair than you had any idea most people even had under all that.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

39. More farts than you

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

40 *in every above-ground circular pool* a chain of children running round and round in a circle making a giant whirlpool

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

41. Robots

http://www.poolcenter.com/images/aquabot-turbo-t2-cleaning.jpg

Brad C., Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

42. Couples tonguing in front of kids

http://hollywoodcrush.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/071610_spotted2.jpg

go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

;_;

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

43. Couples chicken fight

Träumerei, Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

only a few of these i would say are in every pool "ever" because pool trends have changed. used to be every pal's pool had one of those ropes with floats attached strung across between shallow and deep ends. not so much any more. and now all pools have those spaghetti floater things that are fun to ride like a seahorse or pretend is your giant penis. those weren't around in the day.

andrew m., Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://skateboarding.transworld.net/files/2009/05/04/normal_24.jpg

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

well if you're going to go THERE then it has to be Alva

http://www.nosewheelie.com/99-01/alva.jpeg

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

still haven't seen that dogtown doc

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

it's great

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

It is, actually

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

Joe Gillis. Mentioned upthread

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)

He's still there.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.kastawayswimwear.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gator6.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)

sand, even if it's miles from the coast.

mmmm, Thursday, 31 May 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/2012/08/21/how-do-germs-get-into-the-swimming-pool-you-might-not-want-to-know/

“there is also the problem of AFR’s, or accidental fecal releases, by bathers, which occur on a regular basis in pools which have children in them,” Gerba says.

But such accidents are not the only way water becomes contaminated. One of Gerba’s studies from a decade ago revealed that bathers naturally shed an estimated 0.14 gram of fecal matter during a swim.

goole, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

See? Swimming does help you lose weight...

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

Dr. Casino to thread

emilys., Thursday, 23 August 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/86/216575372_31e3094e77_z.jpg

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 August 2012 07:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/77/217021482_35b9f039df.jpg

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 August 2012 07:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/68/208036176_05fcaef86c.jpg

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 August 2012 07:16 (thirteen years ago)

some of those might be kinda georgia-specific

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 August 2012 07:18 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMO2s9C85ac

messiahwannabe, Thursday, 23 August 2012 07:47 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSAoEf1Ib58

well there SHOULD be!

messiahwannabe, Thursday, 23 August 2012 07:51 (thirteen years ago)

seven years pass...

I was in the swimming pool earlier and old lady was pointing down into the water and saying something indecipherable in all the noise. I assumed she'd lost something and reached under for it only to grab a turd! I didn't have my distance glasses on and she was trying to warn me someone had done a woopsy!

calzino, Monday, 2 September 2019 15:23 (six years ago)

Presumably weighed more than 0.14 grams.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 2 September 2019 15:29 (six years ago)

I didn't really get a sense of it's heft

calzino, Monday, 2 September 2019 15:30 (six years ago)

*sighs, wearily opens pvmic thread*

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 2 September 2019 15:31 (six years ago)

these Aqua Relax pool sessions with the lights dimmed down unfortunately make some people a bit too relaxed.

calzino, Monday, 2 September 2019 15:41 (six years ago)


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