Astronaut ice cream: delightful treat of the future or inedible chalk?

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I always thought it sounded EXOTIC and TANTALIZING because astronauts ate it! Astronauts!
I thought freeze-drying technology was futuristic and hip, even though it's well older a generation than I!
I was jealous of any mortal who had the chance to taste it!
When I got to try it...I liked it! But it's polarizing.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
astronaut ice cream is fabulous; gimme dat	13
astronaut ice cream is revolting; what the fuck	6
never tried "astronaut ice cream" but I want to because I am glamorous and adventurous	5
never tried astronaut ice cream because I respect myself and my digestive system	1
you are a lousy excuse of a human being	0

― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

inspired by ENBB's posts about space camp in the summer camp poll

― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

I will enjoy freeze-dried pretty much anything.

― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

tried it, it's kinda underwhelming but not revolting so i don't know what to tick

― korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

voted "fabulous" based solely on memories of eating it when i was like 9

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

it's been so long since i've had astronaut ice-cream, but the styrofoam mouthfeel sense memory stays with me. i think it's pretty good, but still somewhat disappointing.

― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

i like things that are like zingy flavours and the astronaut icecream i had was just nothing-y strawberry iirc

― korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

Never tried astronaut ice cream, but I'd give it a go. I remember seeing them demonstrate astronaut beef stew on a TV show once. It looks like dried poop. Then they added some water to it and it looked like diarrhoea. So yes to astronaut ice cream, no to astronaut beef stew.

― Radical Jedward (snoball), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

voted "fabulous" based solely on memories of eating it when i was like 9

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, May 31, 2012 4:46 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark

closest i ever got to space camp because i was too lazy/unambitious/self-esteem deficient to fill out the application

― game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

I ate way too much freeze-dried food as a kid to even think about this.

― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

I am glamourous and adventurous, would love to try it :D

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

revolting, wtf

like an even chalkier version of those old lady mint pills

― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

ALSO I LOVE ALL SPACE THINGS

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

Ate a lot of these as a kid:
http://www.concordextra.com/img_uploads/Vesta%20Beef%20Curry.jpg
...as well as the Chicken Chow Mein.
Suddenly went off them age 10, for some reason.

― Radical Jedward (snoball), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

voted fabulous, also based off of awesome 9 year old science museum memories. probably got some balsa put it together yourself dinosaur that day and guess what that was fucking fabulous too

― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

balsa dinosaur for life

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

faboo

― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

When I first had astronaut ice cream it was from a short-lived survivalist goods shop called THE Y2K STORE.

― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 11 June 2012 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

voted "fabulous" based solely on memories of eating it when i was like 9

^^^^^^^^

― thumbs.db (get bent), Monday, 11 June 2012 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

If I remember correctly, it's a bit like eating marshmallows from a kids' cereal or a Swiss Miss packet without rehydrating them first.

― epistantophus, Monday, 11 June 2012 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

So, not bad.

― epistantophus, Monday, 11 June 2012 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

I have eaten astronaut ice cream. It coated my teeth something fierce.

― Aimless, Monday, 11 June 2012 04:53 (fourteen years ago)

don't think we ever had this 'over here'. was it cold like real ice cream?

― piscesx, Monday, 11 June 2012 07:48 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

xp - no it is dry w/ the texture of finely aerated chalk.

quite delicious!

― Carnage of PJ Soles (Pillbox), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

i wish scoops would make an astronaut ice cream flavored ice cream.

― thumbs.db (get bent), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

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