Adam Levine loves women SOOOOO much, you guys

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/31/overheard-adam-levines-promiscuous-because-he-loves-women-so-much/?hpt=hp_bn9

Overheard: Adam Levine's promiscuous because he loves women so much

It sounds like newly single Adam Levine is ready to play the field.

In the new issue of Details, "The Voice" judge/mentor says that he's always understood women, and even has a theory on why he's rumored to get around so much (the magazine notes that he's been reportedly partnered with Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Maria Sharapova, and Kirsten Dunst).

You see, according to Levine, there are two kinds of men:

"There are men who are f*****g misogynist pigs, and then there are men who just really love women, who think they're the most amazing people in the world. And that's me. Maybe the reason I was promiscuous, and wanted to sleep with a lot of them, is that I love them so much."

According to the article, Levine loves a lot of things, including attention.

"I can't stand not having it," he said. "It just has to be the right kind."

come on

come on

http://jeffwassom.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/gob2.jpg

;_;

Even Blake Shelton has a crush on the guy.

“The first time I went to Adam’s house,” says the country singer, “I told him, ‘Man, you’re exactly the rock star I wanted you to be.’ There’s a grand piano in his bedroom. From his pool outside, you look up the hill and there’s the Hollywood sign. I mean, there were models hanging around. It was badass.”

The fellow Voice judge went on to say that Adam is the most real, honest, easy-to-talk-to person in show business. “He’s just a good dude with superhero powers.”

There’s a grand piano in his bedroom.

<3

he shd use his superhero powers to write a song that doesn't suck

assuming the article really meant adam devine

Why you hurt him?

http://cdn03.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2012/04/adam-levine-bloody-for-maroon-5-payphone.jpg

Who the hell is this guy that stole my name and is so adored by so many?

Doesn't Drake have a piano in his bedroom too? Is that supposed to be seductive?

could have a guy in a battered top hat playing Wild West music while you get it on

unless you are a rapist, the real answer to "why do you sleep with so many women" is always "because they let me", no one is buying yr line Mr Maroon "I'm so sensitive, I just can't bear to think of your precious lady garden constricted by panties" 5

oftm

Pretty sure Anne V could do better.

Pretty sure she's got no choice now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLK6UBJh7OA

why is it that every (white) woman in the American entertainment industry has dated one of these guys:

Adam Levine
John Mayer
Wilmer Valderama

only 3 straight guys in Hollywood

always need like half a second of pause when I see Wilmer Valderama's name before I remember that he's male

always need like half a second of pause when I see Wilmer Valderama's name attached to the name of someone else who is voluntarily having sex with him

if i wasn't in an office right now i'd post the naked adam levine pictures

just so you can all suffer like i have suffered obv

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Maria Sharapova, Kirsten Dunst, Lex.

Adam Levine is basically how I wish I looked. Not acted or sang or slept with women or anything else, but, yes, looked.

http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/one/luvwomen.html

^^^^ k-classic

i have a keyboard in my room, leaning up against the wall

hotornot.com

it also makes a really annoying buzzing sound whenever you try to play it now, is this sexy do girls want me

You are the sun, I am the moon
You are the words, I am the tune
Play me

still think he's hot

Pretty much.

I'd let him kiss me but not much more for fear he'd contaminate my larynx with plankton.

Pretty sure he's worn a fedora some time in his life.

I can gaze upon his countenance admiringly but there's just a hugely douchey vibe that emanates off him in waves, makes it v hard to appreciate his hottness

http://www.mensfitness.com/leisure/entertainment/adam-levine

Do you lift weights or do resistance exercises?
One time I was using resistance cables and someone opened the door and it hit me in the chest and I fractured my sternum—it was pretty scary.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1512113/maroon-5-going-it-alone-on-next-lp.jhtml

When he's not writing about women, perhaps Levine can address in song the incident that caused his life to flash before his eyes this summer. "Basically there's no really macho way to say this," Levine explained. "I got hit in the chest very hard by what was kind of like a slingshot effect, 'cause I was working out and the [weight] kind of flew out of the socket and hit me in the chest. And I staggered backwards and it was really dramatic and intense. And I started bleeding from my chest, which is never a good thing, and I thought I was probably going to be dead." Levine went into shock, but he remembers it quite vividly. "They took me away ... like on a stretcher, and that was my first experience with that, which was pretty sweet," he recalled. "And they gave me a lot of drugs, painkillers, so I was all right."

In the end, he walked away with a broken sternum, which sidelined him for a few weeks.

"I thought that was it," Levine said. "I was like, 'Man, what a way to go, to get hit with a f---ing weight in the chest.' Not very cool. It could have been a motorcycle accident, you know? It could have been something a little bit more badass. But I'm all right though."

why is it that every (white) woman in the American entertainment industry has dated one of these guys:

Adam Levine
John Mayer
Wilmer Valderama
--that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP)

because Scott Baio hit the wall

can we go back to a wholly different pet peeve of mine that this blog post brings up, which is HOW CAN YOU "OVERHEAR" SOMETHING SOMEONE SAYS IN A PUBLISHED MAGAZINE INTERVIEW

i would probably have sex with adam levine tbqh

his face is kind of ugly, like he would be the annoying one at school

Adam Levine on children:

and then there are men who just really love children, who think they're the most amazing people in the world. And that's me. Maybe the reason I was promiscuous, and wanted to sleep with a lot of children, is that I love them so much."

Adam Levine on ice cream: I just want to put my dick in your icecream

Adam Levine on kittens...

bahahah

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