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Koons vs Warhol
deKooning vs Pollock
Cezanne vs Matisse
Picasso vs Braque
Duchamp vs Manray

6 rounds, 3 minutes a round, pure fisticuffs , who would win.

― anthony, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hermann Nitsch

― mark s, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I said Fisticuffs not chainsaws.

― anthony, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OK, but he's a big fella even so.

― mark s, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Duchamp would whump Man Ray in a second. "I'm a readymade alright... readymade to KICK YOUR ASS!!"

― Dave M., Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom Ewing vs Danny OUT OF HEAR'SAY

World Amateur Super-Heavyweight Final

― Greg, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dave that is one of the funniset thigns i have heard.

― anthony, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Duchie also go into some WWF action of fragmenting him into a chessboard.

― Jason, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Koons - show me some tit, warhol - ah yes, uh no, ah yes, uh no - koons walks out of fight, disgusted, andy goes, Uh, i've won? Oh, that's like so...woah.

― Geoff, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DeKooning Vs. Pollock is the only match i would pay money to watch. Assuming they werent both too soused going into the fight, of course. Pollock already had violent tendancies, probably would have made a good boxer if he hadn't been into paint-dribbling. De Kooning was no slouch either. Verdict=Pollock takes DeKooning in the sixth round. Then they go out for drinks. If DeKooning and Pollock could tag team, they'd be unbeatable.

― turner, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What about Hockney vs Hirst.
Two feisty Yorkshiremen, Hirst with youth on his side but Hockney all that expereience plus working out at the pool, I'd go for the old timer.

― Billy Dods, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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