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So is bigger better ?
Tits and Cocks

― anthony, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

more than a handful of both and yr wasting yr time.

― Geoff, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*stuffing my thumbs in ears* I am not listening!

― nathalie, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How about 'mouthful'?

― suzy, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

works for cocks not for tits .
I am a size queen for testicles
Cock size seems irrrelavant.

― anthony, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Surely this sets some sort of ILE record.

― Nitsuh, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

For Whay Nitsuh ?

― anthony, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Coyness I think.

― Tom, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How could that psot be coy

― anthony, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

$10 says Tom was being sarcastic, Anthony.

― Ally, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom is never sarcastic ally.

― anthony, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now was THAT sarcasm?

― David Raposa, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anthony is incapable of sarcasm

― anthony, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

See, "sarcasm" isn't just saying the opposite of what you actually mean, you know.

― Ally, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i know i am canadian not american

― anthony, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am rarely sarcastic.

Coyness: an ILE sex thread with only six posts by the end of its first day, very few of which are answering the question. Either nobody has an opinion on the subject or they don't want to give it.

Me? I find large natural female breasts have visual and tactile appeal. So there.

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How large, Tom?

Personally, I'm a fan of moderation and sensible portions. As far as the ladies go, that is.

― David Raposa, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How come every time I state some vague preference I have to quantify it?? I'm no expert on breast sizes, though I did once win a pub quiz by guessing the woman running it's cup size correctly (34D as I recall).

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am a big fan of the letter D. Even DD.

This is all I'm allowed to say on the matter.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It has only just occured to be how great DD is as bra size. Visually, I mean. Like an emoticon but good.

― NIck, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

B works better, surely.

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No actually Nick, comparing the two I must concede your point. B looks lopsided.

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No Tom, because (on my screen font at least) it suggests a right boob about twice as big as the left one. Which I'm not overly keen on.

― Nick, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The reason I didn't answer the actual question and instead attempted a derail is because I'm really goddamned tired of the blatant sexual questions put forth by certain people on the board. Some of us have issues because of traumatic past events and don't really like to natter on nonstop about the very detailed specifics of sexuality, but the problem with a board like this is that you either make the subject headers very coy (best for viewing at work) or you make them blatant (best for avoiding threads but not good for viewing at work). So I get very, very, very tired of the whole deal and like to attempt to NOT talk about the subject once I get on a thread like this.

That being said, might as well just go for it at this point. Bigger isn't necessarily better. There are pluses and minuses to both in terms of breasts. I figure that for clothing purpose being either average sized or slightly bigger than average is good, but going really huge or completely flat is bad because clothing doesn't fit right. In terms of being in bed - quite frankly boobs are pretty pointless "action" items with exception of a very few things and only one of those few things is not done with a flat chest, so it's not relevant.

Dicks, on the other hand, are a completely different story. Size absolutely, 100% does matter and any girl who says that is lying to you because she thinks you're too small. If a guy is too big, you can't have sex. Simple as that - it fucking hurts. If a guy is too small, you might as well be not having sex cos you won't feel anything. You need to have a certain amount of length and width for sex to work out at all. If you don't, then it's just going to be crap sex. If you're bigger than, say, 8.5 inches, or smaller than, say, 5 inches, you better perfect oral sex or you aren't going anywhere soon.

― Ally, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I take it all back. I do love Ally.

― Nick, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I ask a sex question I am always staggered by the number of people who do feel able to answer it, because I tend not to myself. If you don't like a question - assuming it's not a completely insensitive or tasteless one - then don't answer it. I was just interested by the way a wall seemed to have been hit with this one.

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

For evry ten questions about x i post one question about sex.
I like sex. I think we as adults should be civilized in our discussions concerning it.

― anthony, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ten months pass...

The bigger the better. Thickness is good too.

― rezna, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.musicmatic.de/0/20Finge1.jpg

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

with regards to tits, anything goes as long as they aren't solidified silicone. i also like for them to be gravity-bound. as for cocks, it very much depends on how they are used, although i blushingly admit that a good width is appealing.

― queenoftheharpies, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six months pass...

as far as tits go, bigger is better. my gf has two round robust milky white 38Ds, with dark brown nipples that spread 3 in across her beautiful tit flesh. i've been with lesser woman and have not had similar pleasure, especially the ones that are all nipple. my cock too is a thing to behold. my gf measured it at 8.5 in of dark brown veiny mexican cock. uncut, of course. it took her about 2 yrs to be able to swallow it all. but she perfected the art of deep throating my shlong. i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me. i'm blessed with a flaccid cock measuring almost 7 inches. most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake. thank u very much!

― stephen garza, Friday, 10 January 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

moderator, please add this post to all other threads immediately, thanx

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Friday, 10 January 2003 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

can't...breathe...

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 10 January 2003 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

mrrwrrwrrr gahh rwwwrw

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 10 January 2003 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

This headache makes laughing painful!

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 10 January 2003 22:37 (twenty-three years ago)

/********

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 11 January 2003 00:41 (twenty-three years ago)

\ (droop)

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Saturday, 11 January 2003 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

gay ilxors to thread!

― gershy, Sunday, 17 June 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

Unlike some people I know of, I don't consider tiny bristols a deal breaker. That being said, I can totally see why Gwyneth Paltrow was lampooned for that infamous unwrapping-of-the-sheets scene in "Shakespeare in Love" - where she looked like a prepubescent girl in sheep's clothing - and I can understand why some women go at length to avoid similar embarrassment. As someone remarked apropos of cock-sizes, if you find yourself in the middleground, you're home and dry; if not, start asking yourself some tough questions. I guess gaining weight would do the trick, but that brings with it a host of other inconveniences. Actually, pitting "too big" and "too small" against each other feels like a fool's errand - they are both worse. When it comes to cocks, I'm a mere layman, but I would guess that the same applies.

― Jeb, Sunday, 17 June 2007 05:42 (eighteen years ago)

I want to make song lyrics out of anthony's posts on this thread

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 17 June 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

Okay that Stephen Garza post. (John's followup is still urgent and key, though.)

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 June 2007 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

I know one thread it should surely go on

― marmotwolof, Sunday, 17 June 2007 05:55 (eighteen years ago)

"thank u very much!"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 June 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

i have a snake

― carne asada, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

beautiful tit flesh!

― kenan, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

that has got to be one of the funniest posts ever

― kenan, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

"thank u very much!" = gold

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

"my cock too is a thing to behold"

― sleep, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

"my cock too is a thing to behold"

― carne asada, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

When he says "three inch nipples" I don't know if I am hoping that areolas are coming into play or not.

― HI DERE, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, more careful rereading just has me hoping he's talking about inches and not implying that his girlfried has six nipples.

― HI DERE, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

inch-nipples

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

you'll live right through it

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

i've been with lesser woman and have not had similar pleasure, especially the ones that are all nipple.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

I saw a woman in a delivery room whose nips were the size of saucers. SAUCERS.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

Flying saucers?

― libcrypt, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

ok waht

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rgross.de/bootskins/saucer.jpg

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

my cock too is a thing to behold.

― deej, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://photos.igougo.com/photos/journal_photos/dba1430441ae4fc398c98c84a1effd9c_prefRes.jpg

― libcrypt, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

My cockatoo is a thing to behold.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/09/ani_cockatoo_gallery__370x386.jpg

― kenan, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/COSMICNIPPLELP.jpg

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/TOUCAN_LOVE.jpg/242px-TOUCAN_LOVE.jpg
Toucan play at that game
xpost

― snoball, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

https://images.efollett.com/spirit/v4/229/TSPORT-LOGO.jpg

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

that tears it... when i get home, the Cosmic Nipple is totally going to be my boot screen

― kenan, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Rooster_Weather_Vane.jpg/79px-Rooster_Weather_Vane.jpg
Whenever the wind blows

― snoball, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

lesson learned: messing with your boot screen is maybe the dumbest thing to do with your PC ever.

― kenan, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

that tears it

― DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

if it was that easy to make your boot screen non-fugly they would have done it 12 years ago

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

no they wouldn't have.

― kenan, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

Burn.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

uncut, of course.

― velko, Friday, 28 August 2009 03:53 (sixteen years ago)

so this is the thread ...

― what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Friday, 28 August 2009 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

it took her about 2 yrs to be able to swallow it all. but she perfected the art of deep throating my shlong.

― sylvia plathter cathter (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 28 August 2009 04:35 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZvCGSCjzY_A/SQDCIDoFRSI/AAAAAAAALfA/8ATNVy3jgUc/s400/Anthony_braxton.jpg
http://destination-out.com/media/images/Braxton-contrabass.jpg

― harry lame irl (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 29 March 2010 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

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