The Return of the Giant Hogweed

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The Return Of The Giant Hogweed (Banks/Collins/Gabriel/Hackett/Rutherford)

Turn and run!
Nothing can stop them,
Around every river and canal their power is growing.
Stamp them out!
We must destroy them,
They infiltrate each city with their thick dark warning odour.

They are invincible,
They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering.

Long ago in the Russian hills,
A Victorian explorer found the regal Hogweed by a marsh,
He captured it and brought it home.
Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge.
Royal beast did not forget.
He came home to London,
And made a present of the Hogweed to the Royal Gardens at Kew.

Waste no time!
They are approaching.
Hurry now, we must protect ourselves and find some shelter
Strike by night!
They are defenceless.
They all need the sun to photosensitize their venom.

Still they're invincible,
Still they're immune to all our herbicidal battering.

Fashionable country gentlemen had some cultivated wild gardens,
In which they innocently planted the Giant Hogweed throughout the land.
Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge.
Royal beast did not forget.
Soon they escaped, spreading their seed,
Preparing for an onslaught, threatening the human race.


The Dance Of The Giant Hogweed


Mighty Hogweed is avenged.
Human bodies soon will know our anger.
Kill them with your Hogweed hairs
HERACLEUM MANTEGAZZIANI


Giant Hogweed lives

- ADVANCE -

Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 16 September 2002 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Harold the Barrel cut of his toes and served them all for tea.

gazza, Monday, 16 September 2002 11:36 (twenty-three years ago)

THE RETURN OF THE COYPU (Hester)
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Run away!
They're irrepressible
Along every bank and stream their incisors are gnawing
Make them extinct!
We must obliterate
They're uneasy on the eye with their brown pellage

They're unstoppable
Rat poison is like breakfast cereal to them

Down some Latin American river
Possibly the Orinoco
An explorer found a mini-capybara
He asked "What is that?"
"And can we eat them?"
And brought it home
Presented it to the zoo in Regent's Park

Don't delay!
They are swimming
Chop, chop! We must protect East Anglian river banks

Shoot nocturnally
They'll face our bullets
Lead will embed itself in their warm bodies

Fashionable ladies liked to wear their furs to luncheon
They planted rodent coats on every coat-hook in the land
Zoological beast lurks, seeking retribution
Venezuela didn't forget
They absconded, mated and bred
Preparing to take over Planet Earth

Coypu rules supreme!
It's name on every tongue in Christendom!
Myocastor coypus

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 16 September 2002 11:58 (twenty-three years ago)

The Return Of The Richard Simmons Robot(Banks/Collins/Gabriel/Hackett/Rutherford)
Jump and run!
Nothing can stop them,
Around every TV station their power is growing.
Work out!
We must destroy fat,
They infiltrate each city with their squeaky, annoying voices.

They are perky,
They seem immune to all our verbal battering.

Long ago in the a Hair Salon ,
A CBS explorer found the regal Simmons by a refrigerator,
He captured it and brought it home.
FLailing creature stirs, seeking revenge.
Curly haired beast did not forget.
He came home to Ned Ragget's Love Podium,
And made a present of the workout to the natio.

Waste not want not!
They are crying about flab.
Hurry now, we must protect ourselves and find some shelter
Strike by fist!
They are puny to the touch .
They all need the TV to protect them.

Still they're invincible,
Still they're immune to all our verbal battering.

Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 16 September 2002 22:48 (twenty-three years ago)

you've got to eat in to eat out.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 17 September 2002 02:40 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
http://www.angelfire.com/wy/bby2k/hogweed.jpg

jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

you've got to eat in to eat out.

ha ha!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

seven years pass...

http://www.dec.ny.gov/animals/40961.html

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Monday, 4 July 2011 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah! A bunch of it grows near our town and there are always warnings in the paper not to touch it.

Kim, Monday, 4 July 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

Leave it be or you'll turn unhappy!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)


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