What would you do if you saw...

This morbidly obese 500 pound monster standing in front of your car.

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/167/b/2/morbidly_obese_by_dhtscifimaster-d53np3i.jpg

what do you think he/she/it is looking at. The Simpson, the Alien Girl, The Goth or the orange hair white boy.

oh and this is my art. If you want to see more http://dhtscifimaster.deviantart.com/

See also: Advertisements for Myself, Norman Mailer.

Think this person was briefly flooding the board a couple of years ago.

Maybe if he goes away again and comes back in several more years, he'll have something to show us that's worth a damn. (I try not to crush the hopes of children by being too negative.)

is this you guys's first encounter with the startrekman???

he's been posting here a grip lately! like, actively involved in conversations and shit.

i think lisa simpson would place pedestrian safety as a priority in this situation. be patient and don't proceed until the person has safely moved away from the vehicle. perhaps give a polite but firm toot of the car horn if necessary.

I did a quick search on his posts. Judging by what I saw, he doesn't post very often, but almost always what he posts is his 'artwork', which no one seems very much interested in but him. He seems like a lonely wanderer on the net, not knowing why no one responds to his self-absorbed doodlings.

Aimless indeed . . .

Thestartrekman also posts synth trainspotting questions!

I like this picture. It's unsettling and hazy. I like that they're driving a spaceship.

hi startrekman

Aimless is a drunkard. At least The Startrekman is creating images. One day, he will make something so beautiful the trees around him will cry.

well i like it, startrekman

The Simpson

want to know more about the Goth, myself.

Aimless is a drunkard.

I prefer "toper" or "bibber". These constructions carry Falstaffian connotations, implying a certain degraded nobility. Drunkards are more likely to be found pissing on their shoes, or possibly in dark alleyways filled with trash cans, vomiting on Japanese prime ministers.

i used to think that startrekman was nude spock. FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

What would you do if you saw...