I Just Want My Money to Squeal Like a Pig: The JOHN BOORMAN Poll

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Looks to be retired, had a pretty good run from the Dave Clark Five thru Brendan Gleeson. Only 16 theatrical features; even a couple of bad ones have cult followings.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Point Blank 21
Excalibur 10
Zardoz 6
Hope and Glory 5
Deliverance 5
The General 2
Exorcist II: The Heretic 1
Having a Wild Weekend 1
Beyond Rangoon 1
The Tailor of Panama 0
In My Country 0
Where the Heart Is 0
The Emerald Forest 0
Leo the Last 0
Hell in the Pacific 0
The Tiger's Tail 0


Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

Amazing consistency. I might still vote for Excalibur over H&G, Deliverance and Point Blank.

The General and TTOP were unexpectedly vital.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

Voted Deliverance - love Point Blank as well, but it's a bit of a travesty of the source material.

Boorman gives great commentary track. And I love his quote about the failure of Exorcist 2 - "I guess I didn't throw enough Christians to the lions"

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

I've seen exactly half of the 16, and really nothing is going to topple Point Blank for me; his DVD commentary is terrific on it too. Saw him do a Q&A a few years ago after the Mifune-Marvin Hell in the Pacific, so I have to see his Lee M documentary sometime.

Apparently I like travesties of noir lit, see also The Long Goodbye.

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

An excellent writer and editor too (see Projections).

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

Inspired by Point Blank being on TCM yesterday?

Neil Jung (WmC), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

I've seen Excalibur several times whereas I've seen most of the others only once, so I'm inclined to vote that, but I really need to watch Point Blank again.

(BTW anyone who doesn't like The Long Goodbye is not quite right in the head.)

Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

i really liked hope and glory when i was younger, want to see it again

mizzell, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

i still havent seen Exorcist II. is it a massive turkey or worth checking out?

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

gotta be point blank but part of me really wants to vote excalibur

max, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

excalibur was, uh, important to my boyhood.

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

Excalibur is batshit cinema at its best

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

I voted Excalibur without hesitation. It's one of those movies I go back to again and again. I like that you can watch it with the sound off and it's just as good.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

Although you do need the sound for the bit near the end when Arthur and his knights are riding through the country, bringing it back to blooming life, while Carmina Burana is playing. So awesomely over the top.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

still haven't seen the general and never even heard of the last two

hope and glory is probably my favorite but goddamn he made some amazing movie

da croupier, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

still tempted to vote for zardoz just cuz i'm so happy zardoz exists

da croupier, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

pauline kael had an anecdote about being anixous meeting a director-friend of hers after seeing a horrendous movie of his, but the dude was totally chill and put her at ease. My prime suspect has always been Boorman, in part because he seems cooler than Altman and Boorman was definitely making some horrendous shit in the 70s.

da croupier, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

Boorman was gonna do a live-action "Lord of The Rings" in the '70s.

Don't Feel Like Santana, But Oye Como Va To Them (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

Hope And Glory is just flat out amazing, easily one of my all time faves. for some reason 87-88 had 3 of those kind of movies; men in their 40s and 50s fondly looking back on their WW2 era childhood; this, Radio Days and Distant Voices Still Lives. i wonder why. all 3 of those are the bee's knees too IMO.

piscesx, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

well, Allen and Davies are kinda still doing it.

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

"Excalibur" is incredible, flaws and all. The "Grail Quest" section - up to Arthur's rejuvenation - is fantastic.

Pacific Rinko (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

Genuinely upsetting, that sequence of the movie.

And let's not forget how funny Merlin is. His jokes throughout the movie range from so bone dry you need to hear them twice, to incredibly broad.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

lets not forget a dude boning w/o taking off his armor

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

This puzzled us sophomores in 1990.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

It puzzles me still.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe that was hot back then. "Oh you're so hard! All over! And rather cold to the touch, but whatever."

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

still tempted to vote for zardoz just cuz i'm so happy zardoz exists

^this

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

When i was a kid, I loved Excalibur. But Zardoz is just insane.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

it's cuz the shit is hard to take on and off w/o help! and he didn't have any squires along cos he was boning in secret! it's realism!

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

plus it's Arthur's dad

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

it'd be like accusing Mary of being too virginal.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

man is excalibur good? i have no sorta post-childhood-enthusiasm memory of it, you all make me wanna watch. gonna vote point blank, meanwhile, for recording for posterity the brief seventies window in which colour schemes strictly confined to the yellow/orange/brown spectrum were de rigueur

blossom smulch (schlump), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

Watch Excalibur again. You will not be bored, not for a minute. By my sword, I swear it.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

ha ha, it is gonna kindle a second tearing-around-the-park childhood in me, i know it

blossom smulch (schlump), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

yeah Excalibur is mind blowingly great no 2 ways about it. is there a performnace in all cinema that matches Nicol Williamson's Merlin?? it seemed bonkers to me even aged 9.

piscesx, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

H&G deserves some votes though. I might swing a couple to The General -- maybe Jon Voight's best "comeback" role.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

Excalibur. So much <3 for that movie. Everyone and everything in that film is sex in armour. Arthur's Cornish accent. Disco Grail. Helen Mirren! Patrick Stewart!

Queue de Cheval (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

One more thing on Excalibur, and I'll stop: Helen Mirren as Morgana is hotter even than the wicked Queen in Snow White. And you can't help but spot Liam Neeson and Patrick Stewart. Yes, just watch it. Watch it with someone you love.

XP!

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

(Only complaint is the magic spells in Q-Celtic when Arthur & co would have spoken P-Celtic)

Queue de Cheval (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

Kenan OTM re: Mirren. Truly sexy. Also, Boorman's commentary on the dvd/Blu is a great listen. The film was basically shot in his backyard! Lots of DIY goings on since money was tight. Definitely does not look it even after all these years.

Pacific Rinko (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

recording for posterity the brief seventies window in which colour schemes strictly confined to the yellow/orange/brown spectrum were de rigueur

schlump, Point Blank is '67.

rlly guys, Arthurian films were undermined for all time by Holy Grail.

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

(6-7 years before Excalibur)

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

You're just not correct about that.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

schlump, Point Blank is '67.

!
the bayside/alcatraz scenes are the only thing that read as "'60s" to me, i thought it had such a '70s look. ty.

blossom smulch (schlump), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

Holy Grail makes the 'myth' even more.. mythical.

piscesx, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

was counting down to Morbs Buzzkill moment. Never fails.

Pacific Rinko (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

It's such a lovable institution at this point

mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

haha! Like Groundhog Day.

Pacific Rinko (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

I remember Excalibur having this mythical status on the playground when I was a kid (a sword and sorcery movie! with actual SEX! and VIOLENCE!) but never got around to watching it. didn't know it was so well-loved around here

the alternate vision continues his vision quest! (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

Point Blank obv

We oughta do a Friedkin poll after this.

Simon H., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

Think I've only seen the two most famous, although maybe The Tailor of Panama too. It's not a favourite, but Point Blank; I like how the poster's used in Who's That Knocking at My Door?

clemenza, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

excalibur

contenderizer, Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

i thought it had such a '70s look

plus Carroll O'Connor has a character part in the last 15 mins, 4 years before he became a huge TV star.

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

"buzzkill," like when you guys ritually shit on Spielberg huh

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

gonna vote point blank, meanwhile, for recording for posterity the brief seventies window in which colour schemes strictly confined to the yellow/orange/brown spectrum were de rigueur

― blossom smulch (schlump), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 5:05 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

point blank's 60s, and it gets pretty psychedelic!

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 12 July 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

voted PB with a nod to deliverance

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 12 July 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

i never saw excalibur

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 12 July 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

It's great!

mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't know the same guy directed all these. I watched the stabbing scene in The Emerald Forest at exactly the moment I was being stuck with a needle in a plasma clinic.

Pete Scholtes, Thursday, 12 July 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

any defenders of Beyond Rangoon? A couple of Nat'l Society of Film Crit types loved it in '95 (e.g. Rafferty).

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 July 2012 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

still tempted to vote for zardoz just cuz i'm so happy zardoz exists

― da croupier

i just did that :D

non-challopsy vote would go to the general.

fancy cure from all alarms (☆), Thursday, 12 July 2012 08:46 (twelve years ago) link

Zardoz is both batshit and shit.

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 July 2012 11:10 (twelve years ago) link

can i just

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-pliu-57CE

ledge, Friday, 13 July 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

there is only one correct voice on this bitch:

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/zardoz/zardoz1.jpg

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

i recently downloaded leo the last. crossing my fingers.

this year the cinema ritrovato festival in bologna showed point blank on a big ass outdoor screen and boorman introduced it.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 14 July 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

poignant break

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

deliverance vs excalibur for me

prolly gonna go deliverance because every time I watch it I'm struck by how damn good it is, and deeply weird/weirdly deep too

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

I think I'm going to go with Hope and Glory.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, 8 September 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Zardoz 6

YAY

spicy bacon, bitch! (Eisbaer), Monday, 24 September 2012 05:54 (twelve years ago) link

I think i voted Zardoz but really should've voted Excalibur. Merlin is the man.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I was watching an interview with Boorman on TV last night. He was asked about The Exorcist sequel at one point and he said that he hated the original Exorcist, "a girl being tortured for 2 hours" and said he kinda failed with the sequel because people were expecting gore and thrills and he didnt provide any. Makes me want to see it now!

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Saturday, 20 October 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

I have point blank sitting on my shelf due to poll results, haven't gotten a chance to watch it

space dokken (Edward III), Saturday, 20 October 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

morbz you read 'surburban boy'? a buddy at work copied a few pages for me and it seems like it's going to be wonderful.

london ilxors may also be interested in all the boorman stuff coming up at the BFI over the next couple of months!

Crackle Box, Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

i have not, is that his autobio?

Leo the Last gets a special screening in NYC, w/ panel, next month.

http://www.92y.org/Tribeca/Event/Leo-the-Last.aspx

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

it is yeah, had a skim through this lunch, gonna order myself a copy. here's the BFI stuff:

https://whatson.bfi.org.uk/online/john-boorman

there weren't many tickets for the boorman in conversation thing left when i ordered mine, def worth popping out to if you like his stuff...

Crackle Box, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

Saw JB do an intro and Q&A at MoMA last night for Leo the Last, which... isn't very good. (And he sort of admits it. "I tried to put too much into it... but what the hell.") I do like the way he says "cineMAH."

His new one is a sort of sequel to Hope and Glory.

http://www.moma.org/visit/calendar/film_screenings/22455

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 15 November 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

wide-ranging interview

(Sean Connery) was a very explosive character. At the end of (Zardoz) we shoot a scene where his characters ages rapidly, and with the makeup, that scene took a whole day. So we'd shoot a bit, take him out, put on more makeup, shoot a bit more, and so on. When we finished it, we sent the film to the lab, and the lab scratched it. So we had to do it all over again the following day. Sean hated makeup, hated anything touching his skin. He was very grumpy the whole day when we shot the scene. So when I told him that we had to do it again, he was absolutely enraged. Enraged!

At any rate, we did it all over again, all day long, the whole process. And the assistant camera-loader opened the camera and exposed the film. So we had to do the process again. Sean wouldn't believe me; he thought I was teasing him. When I convinced him that we needed to do it for the third time, he went after this camera-loader and nearly killed him. It took three grips to restrain him. [Laughs.]

http://www.vulture.com/2014/11/director-john-boorman-on-violence-in-film.html

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 December 2014 15:38 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

weeklong NY retro

http://filmforum.org/series/boorman-series-page

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

His sequel to Hope & Glory; Queen & Country is finally coming out in May, it seems to have already been previewed early last year iirc.

xelab, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

Not sure if my muted vote for Point Blank above was based only on seeing it once or twice at home; some striking visuals on a big screen for sure (my favourite was Marvin walking down that hallway early on). I think the best thing about the film is Marvin's deadpan, though. "I want my money." "WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT, WALKER?!" "No really--I want my money." Or the way he walks away after Angie Dickinson slap-pummels him.

clemenza, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 03:50 (seven years ago) link

PB was released 50 years yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPrWidRLL1w

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 August 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

Film School Rejects/OnePerfectShot tweeted out highlights of Point Blank commentary w/ Boorman and Steven Soderbergh.

ex: There was bad blood between Angie Dickinson and Lee Marvin and Marvin wanted Peggy Lee to play her role

https://filmschoolrejects.com/things-we-learned-from-point-blank-commentary-steven-soderbergh/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1576476253

Josefa, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 15:05 (five years ago) link

That Dave Clark Five film was on the other day, was only half watching it but it seemed like a strange venture for them to get involved in. Foundered on Dave Clark being a charmless fucker with zero screen presence.

Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 15:28 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Point Blank left me cold, neither arthouse nor genre movie and not as boring as Altman's Images but that's what it reminded me of, bad American Antonioni.

flappy bird, Saturday, 1 February 2020 07:05 (four years ago) link

Exorcist II: The Heretic 1

whoever did this is my best friend

american bradass (BradNelson), Saturday, 1 February 2020 12:56 (four years ago) link

I think I did lol

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 February 2020 13:19 (four years ago) link

it's both, flappy!

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 February 2020 14:13 (four years ago) link

i should see point blank, my favorite movies are always meetings of arthouse and genre

american bradass (BradNelson), Saturday, 1 February 2020 14:29 (four years ago) link

I’ve been meaning to revive an exorcist thread to blather on at length about how I rewatched it last month & also watched all the sequels for the first time and am sort of obsessed with them esp the heretic

Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Saturday, 1 February 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link

i should see point blank, my favorite movies are always meetings of arthouse and genre


This had the cold touch of someone who disdains genre films, another one it reminded
me of was Quintet

flappy bird, Saturday, 1 February 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link

it's both, flappy!

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius)

imo it doesn't really work as either, like some of the lesser Chabrol movies (This Man Must Die, Innocents with Dirty Hands). The Swimmer, for example, completely blew me away, that was like really good American Antonioni, not only in style but in its themes and concerns (I'd say the same of The Last Picture Show). as a deconstruction of noir/adventure archetypes, I don't find Point Blank very convincing or interesting (even that line toward the end- "what's my last name?" "what's my first?" -just comes across as silly, like a spoof, but of course this movie rests on whether or not you're taken in/hypnotized by the atmosphere).

Good movie though. Hardly ever boring, unlike Quintet or Images. I'd like to see it again in a theater sometime.

flappy bird, Saturday, 1 February 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link

There's more Resnais in PB than Antonioni.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 1 February 2020 22:46 (four years ago) link

I'm not persuaded The Swimmer is a better film than Point Blank, but flappy's comparison fascinates me, and I'd love to discuss it over drinks.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 February 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link

PB needed some Joan Rivers.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 1 February 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link

xp I don't drink, but if you're ever in Baltimore, or if I'm ever in Miami, we'll talk.
I'll bring my oil pen 😝

flappy bird, Sunday, 2 February 2020 02:23 (four years ago) link

and yeah Point Blank leans more Resnais

flappy bird, Sunday, 2 February 2020 02:24 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/feb/13/john-boorman-you-think-the-holy-grail-is-lost-no-i-have-it-on-my-piano?CMP=share_btn_tw

nice and melancholy interview here, although at least he has excalibur at his side wand the holy grail on the piano to keep him company during his last days.

calzino, Sunday, 16 February 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link

Great interview. Eternal thanks for the beautiful "Excalibur".

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 16 February 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link

like the interviewer, Excalibur had a huge impact on me as a teenager, must have watched it hundreds of times.

calzino, Sunday, 16 February 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link

got hung up for a minute when the writer mixed up “false positive” and “false negative” somewhere in the middle

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 February 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

sad his LoTR was never made, all in one film as he planned it with children playing the hobbits in fake beards and dubbed-over grown-up voices

mark s, Sunday, 16 February 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link


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