why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Get a job, hippie!

The New Guilted Age

'independent' is doing a lot of unneccessary work in that blurb, for one thing

you're not a jerk; this is annoying and even though art is work, imo any real artist would be a bit embarrassed to have their life/work/art talked about like this on a poster that seems to speak for all artists. work is work and sometimes it's passionate and sometimes it's art.

i feel like such a crank cuz people share that all over the place on facebook and the responses to it are always OH GOD YES A THOUSAND TIMES I CAN'T LIKE THIS ENOUGH POWER TO THE PEOPLE and i'm always tempted to post something really mean but i don't cuz i'm not THAT big of a jerk.

it's REALLY narcissistic and kinda weird to think that people buy art in order to suck up the "passion" of the artist like a vampire. people like art so they can form their own meanings/interpretations/relationships to it.

"my SOUL is in this, that's why it's valuable"-- you keep it then!

also this boils down to: gimme money so i can continue to be all about my passions and inner life.

yeah i don't really want most people's souls!

yeah i think it reminds me of the kickstarter guilt-y thing.

work is work and sometimes it's passionate and sometimes it's art.

art is art and sometimes it's passionate and sometimes it's work.

like we must support as many people as possible to do art? can't support everyone. then i start to feel bad for people who are like...starving to death in the world.

just what i always wanted thousands of hours of failure

and maybe i'm just jealous cuz i have had to work full-time since i was 19? i could never afford to "do art" all day. and i'm a well-respected fictional character! i would love an art holiday. i do what i can with the time that i have. but that is my problem and not soul-giving artist's problem.

yeah that thousandth failure might actually be a clue...time to rethink the art thing.

hahaaa

You are buying hundreds of hours of experimentation and thousands of failures.

I do not want to buy the experimentation or failures. I just want to buy this particular piece of art.

You are buying days, weeks, months, years of frustration and moments of pure joy.

I'm certainly not getting days, weeks, and months from this purchase, and if I were able to buy additional time I wouldn't want to buy time that includes frustration. Just the high octane serenity time.

You are buying nights of worry about paying the rent, having enough money to eat, having enough money to feecd the children, the birds, the dog.

Do not want.

You aren't just buying a thing, you are buying a piece of heart,

Gross.

"you are buying that artist more time to do something they are truly passionate about" -- i.e., drink beer and smoke cigarettes!

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you are buying... private moment in someones life, wondering is this even legal

so, let me ask: Non-indie musicians don't do any of this kind of work-prep?

it's funny that you read that and then you buy like this weird blob-painting kinda thing or quirky sculpture. gimme the 9th symphony if it comes with all that sturm and drang.

Or is it "Independant Musicians need you to buy it even if it's not that good actually"

oh man i wish someone would post this in my timeline, except itd prob be my aunt whos always putting up similar things re the sanctity of book and it wouldnt really be worth clowning her

KEEP FACEBOOK WEIRD

buy my meme

yeah it's incredibly obnoxious and entitled but even I feel slightly guilty for saying that b/c it makes me some kind of soulless free marketeer

my friend is always posting shit like that about his excessively skilled but not all that listenable jazz-funk-experimental trio, and sometimes I just want to be like "Look, do you really think you'd be making a great living doing this in the days BEFORE mp3s?"

as much as i'd love it if someone paid me my current salary to sit at home for a year and write fiction, i understand that the way the world works is that first you create the art on your own time and at your own expense, and then if you're lucky and people like it, maybe you'll get funded for the next project. if people don't like the current project, you don't get paid.

i would never say this stuff on my facebook. too many innocent souls. i knew there was a reason i was still on ilx.

"independent" and "local" are the last refuges of hacks, basically

also when i read this i picture people selling their novels on the street. or laying a blanket down at the arts fair and putting their novels on it.

having said that, i would probably totally buy a novel off of someone on the street.

yah was gonna say

a friend of mine in nyc is friends with a guy who sells his novels on the street. he used to be in advertising. or still is.

stop messing around and put it on the blanket already

the thing i might dislike most about this poster is the bolding

cool whiney jpg man... put yr wares on the blanket

oh he has a table

But aren't self-published ebooks the new novels on a blanket in the street?

https://www.facebook.com/RebekahTheArtist

it doesnt have to be a literal blanket or an actual novel but anyones whos posting these silly jpgs should stop fucking around and put their novel on the blanket

im starting an etsy competitor called the blanket, the hook is theres an actual blanket near a farmers market w/all the stuff on it

near a farmers market

A+

When you buy from MegaCorp, you're purchasing more than just life insurance. You're buying hundreds of hours of endless board meetings and administrative errors. You are buying days of multiple signature sign-offs, mind numbingly tedious health and safety audits. You are buying days, weeks, months of redundancy fears, family problems and very little joy. You aren't just buying a thing, you are buying a piece of people's livelihoods. More importantly, you are buying our workers more time to do something that they may not be passionate about, but are thankful for; something that makes all the fear and the doubt just about worth getting out of bed for every single mindnumbing day.

legit lol at Rebekah selling prints of that jpg

basically if you post any kind of jpeg with words on it on facebook i hate u

#1 on my FB feed this week:

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can we just turn this into a thread of those dumb things

If I didn't have other stuff to do and ILX to distract me, I would make a Tumblr page with a million fake Kurt Vonnegut quotes, like "Know what? Bitches get stuff done. - Kurt Vonnegut."

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tumblr_lw7hsmVh9U1r2qaswo1_500.jpg

Even the "good" ones, the ones on the side of the angels, are still kind of STOP WITH THE JPGS ALREADY, EVERYONE'S WACKY AUNT. Like the one about how the poor in America view themselves as temporarily inconvenienced millionaires.

"we live in ... TWO separate millennials..."

We might have had a crack epidemic but we respected our elders!!!!

The...fuck?

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the lord works in mysterious terrifying sadistic ways 🥺

"This upgrades the system"

Got rid of the adverts
Sorry, but I need to do this again because I’ve got about 50 ads on my newsfeed and 3 posts from friends.
Omg it worked !!! Update
To regain friends in your news feed and get rid of ads - Hold your finger anywhere in this post and click ′copy’. Go to your page where it says ‘What's on your mind?’ Tap your finger anywhere in the blank field. Click paste. This upgrades the system.
Hello new and old friends!🥰
It's sad we have to keep doing this to kill the ads and see our friends

https://i.imgur.com/IH6fGqv.jpeg

why do I hate these weird screenshot posts so much

That's the most brilliant thing I've read all day, corrs unplugged.

that goes along with everyone calling the tesla truck a swasticar now. i preferred Deplorean but i defer to the people.

Trad gras och stenar

Woke jiu-jitsu? The dead Gracies are rolling over in their graves.

We recently discussed Nerd Reich as well as Incel Clown Posse

Saw a Hummer this weekend with a decal on the back that read "I identify as a Tesla," and I was all, Wow, this dude is just full of layers.

yeah I hate that style of writing it's like when people post a funny image with the caption "ok who did this" like either YOU did this or you stole it from them and are just pretending not to know, actually I think I'd be quite upset if I made a good joke and someone stole it then asked "ok who said this LMAO" knowing full well that I said it

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– Bob Marley

who posted that, Helen Mirren?

Love how that quote is attributed to a depressed heroin addict

Love how that quote is attributed to a depressed heroin addict

In the end I believe my generation is going to start making up fake quotes from me. I wouldn't be surprised if that's how they rationalized betraying everything I stood for. They might all end up reactionary fascists as crazy as that sounds.

I see this mostly on Twitter/Bluesky bc I have spent more time there than on FB in the past decade, but what is up with shit like this?

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or people who post "mind if I steal that?" in reply to memes. who gives a shit??

It's mostly AI crap for me these days. Either a fake photo or else a real photo but with a bland AI-generated text description.

To think that only 13 years ago, we didn't really have an agreed term for memes and people would alternately refer to them as "image macros" or "that artist thing"

To think that only 13 years ago, we didn't really have an agreed term for memes and people would alternately refer to them as "image macros" or "that artist thing"

I remember one time over a decade ago, around the time when the term was adopted, when I overheard (Dutch, as I am) colleagues talking about a meme and pronouncing the word as 'meh-meh', or rather 'maymay'. It actually got me insecure for a moment as to what the correct pronunciation was.

https://i.imgflip.com/9nsf0w.jpg

i just came up with that, please post a notice of meme acquisition if you intend to save it to your mobile device and/or share it to others

yeah i've heard people pronounce it "me-me". up there with saying "jif" for "gif" and pronouncing "troll" to rhyme with "doll"

I wasn't aware of troll not rhyming with doll, but a quick Google search tells me it might be 'trowl' but it also looks like many English natives think it's like doll.
It might be a regional thing, not like scone which should be scon even though a large part of the world makes it rhyme with bone.

GIF is actually supposed to be 'jif' because the creator said so.

excellent work

GIF = Giraffics Interchange Format

The creators of the format pronounced the acronym GIF as /dʒɪf/, with a soft g, with Wilhite stating that he intended for the pronunciation to deliberately echo the American peanut butter brand Jif, and CompuServe employees would often quip "choosy developers choose GIF", a spoof of Jif's television commercials.[14]

i thought everybody knows that troll rhymes with toll

The creators of the GIF format lost control of the pronunciation when the public ignored their stupid joke.

Cool now do doge

me: seems like you would probably pronounce this "jif"

creators of .gif: yup, pretty much exactly what we intended

random person on the internet: you are stupid and bad! >:o

Cool now do doge

it's pronounced "dogshit"

"Gerrymandering" was named after a wild map that Massachusetts governor Elbridge Gerry came up with.

His surname is pronounced with a hard "g" sound, like Gertrude or what a dog says when he's angry.

So now that you know, from now on, you had better pronounce it Garymandering.

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Is Noah canonically "crazy"? Genuinely asking.

why do i hate that ai thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

xpost well, he did hallucinate someone telling him to build an ark

Noah also got naked in front of his grand son Ham and banished him because the shame.

Shem ate 50% of the sea life and 50% of the cattle aboard, but Noah covered it up by saying he said 2 of each kind instead of 4

The inventor of all-you-can-eat surf n turf, crazy or genius?

Noah also got naked in front of his grand son Ham

This inspired the infamous first single by his rap-metal group, Methods of May-Ham

Also the original inspiration for the IHOP classic "Moons Over My Hammy."

Fuck it's Denny's, right? I roont my own joke again

o_O

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LOL