Shit you convince yourself would be a great thing to do as you're trying to get to sleep

Learning ventriloquism and knitting a puppet so I could make videos of the puppet lipsyncing my favorite songs. Then imagining how much people would love "Map Ref 41N 93W" as performed by a puppet with cuts to my reaction shots.

Boy wouldn't it be great if I moved to a new town and became a standup comic? I already have Emo Phillips' hair.

starting another noise band

I really need to find a way to keep chickens, don't I? Those frsh eggs are yummy, and I guess *buying* fresh eggs from someone else who doesn't live in an apartment is just too easy.

Wouldn't the cold embrace of death be a nice change of pace?

i should make dinner again, one dinner was not enough

xp ha, was about to post "dying"

I always wanted to read A Rebours, I could get up and order that from Amazon right now but instead I'll just stay up thinking about it, statically, in the dark.

n.b. i did actually get up and go and make myself dinner again about an hour ago

Whenever I do that the second dinner is just an impulse to eat cheese in bed.

i made spaghetti puttanesca

it was the best pasta dish i have ever made at half two a.m.

surf the internet in total silence, refreshing the same four web pages for three hours

Yeah that's the whole reason I have a desktop computer and a dumb phone.

More time to spend in my bed devoted to eating cheese/fevered post-cheese bad ideas.