JESS HARVELL'S REAL DREAM #2987

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Dubplatestyle: i had a dream last night i was in fugazi
auf zur disko: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
auf zur disko: i would but only if i could be guy piccioto
Dubplatestyle: yeah, and "we" were playing at this venue in philly which was now in a shopping mall
Dubplatestyle: and frank zappa was there
Dubplatestyle: and this fat kid who i hated from high school
Dubplatestyle: who made up this song about me mocking me for sitting alone at lunch
Dubplatestyle: and joe (the bass player) laughed
Dubplatestyle: and i got all pissed off
Dubplatestyle: and quit the band
Dubplatestyle: and stormed off
auf zur disko: hahahhaha
Dubplatestyle: but then i remembered i had to hang around because i forgot i had to take frank zappa home after the show
auf zur disko: haha good god!!
Dubplatestyle: so i tried to get back into the show
Dubplatestyle: but they wouldnt let me
Dubplatestyle: because i threw the ticket stub away
Dubplatestyle: and i heard ian announcing my "depature" from the stage
Dubplatestyle: before they launched into this amazing song thats not actually a fugazi song
Dubplatestyle: but sounded like one
Dubplatestyle: and then i wandered around the mall
Dubplatestyle: and played some crazy super mario game in the arcade
Dubplatestyle: and went to a wal-mart like thing
Dubplatestyle: and got lost
Dubplatestyle: and then i woke up
auf zur disko: haha hallucinating playiing video games that dont exist is the best
auf zur disko: just be careful that you dont get sucked into tron or something
Dubplatestyle: geeta i think i did too many drugs as a teenager
Dubplatestyle: what does it all mean?!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

you bastard!!

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 03:32 (twenty-three years ago)

(i forgot i wasn't supposed to give away her new IM name. apparently WEIRDOS IM her. can you believe it?)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 03:35 (twenty-three years ago)

at least you remember yours.

― Josh (Josh), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 03:35 (twenty-three years ago)

(so if you're some kind of creepy internet type, uh, DON'T IM GEETA. she's really boring anyway. yeah, that's it...boring...that'll work...)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 03:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Guy has a unibrow.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)

it means you have indie guilt.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 04:57 (twenty-three years ago)

TS: being forced to have a unibrow vs. being forced to be ian m.

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 05:09 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry i couldn't resist.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 05:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Poor Ian probably has to deal with the straight edge and sell out bullshit everyday. I would take the unibrow. Plus you know Guy gets all the ladies.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 05:16 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd like to think the flu has something to do with my recent spate of odd dreams, but sadly i think it's just me...

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 10:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I dreamt empire strikes back in 3D once, before it came out at the cinema.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess, I accidentally saw the guy from Wolf Colonel playing the other day, and one of the far-too-many "funny" (?) indie-reference lines from his songs was:

This is like one of those awesome dreams
where you get to hang out
with the guys from Fugazi.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

(NB I have decided that I dislike and do not see the point of Fugazi.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Guy has a unibrow.

Actually, Guy is so skinny that the space between his brows is too small to be seen from the audience.

(Seriously, he has what may be the smallest rear end I've ever seen on an adult.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

i dreamt i wz at a conference about manga chocolate!!

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

did all the bunnies have tiny heads?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I like to pretend that I was partially responsible for the chocolate manga dream, but who can say really. I myself recently dreamt that a dentist made my head a detachable head (to fix my crooked teeth y'understand). And I was so ashamed of my detachable head, I was putting all this makeup on the joining place on my neck to try and disguise it. The worst bit was that I had to sleep with my head off (for medical reasons) and I was concerned this might make me unnappealing to sleep with.

― rainy, Thursday, 19 September 2002 00:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I know some specimens who have concluded that if a woman's body appeals but the face does not that they would just put a bag over her head and go at it, so your concern might not be justified, but I would suggest not giving into these people's rather suspect blandishments.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 04:46 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...

i still remember this dream quite vividly

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 8 September 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

please to im this geeta can she be my girlfriend on facebook

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

i have sometimes wished i could play the guitar so i could recreate this mythical fugazi song in the waking world

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

ned's last comment is really weird. but i didn't really read the rest of the thread.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

Heh, I was thinking it was really weird myself. But it was in direct response to Rainy's last sentiments in her post immediately preceding.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

YOU ARE WEIRD NED

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

thank god someone's finally said it

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

:-D

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

did i ever share my dream where ned was basically scarface?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

! You bastard, I demand a full accounting immediately.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

was dan perry's ass the big pile of blow?

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

scarface as in tony montana, or scarface as in akshen a/k/a "mind playing tricks on me"?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

omg roffles
weird also b/c i had a dream once where ned was sort of a skinny crackhead

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

That would be the Michael Moore documentary.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

wahtaushfauiehfaiwufhwui

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

ned:

-lived in a giant penthouse
-wore a white bathrobe all the time
-was some sort of drug lord
-was known to be terrifyingly vicious and violent

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

and this is different...

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait it wasn't a dream

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

get out of my dream

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

Jess-Paul Sartre's No Fucking Exit

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

actually i was thinking more bill ocean

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

"bill" ocean

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

like when starfuckers say "bobby" deniro

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

"rick" schroeder

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkXV5O5GfJ8

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4l8ZZCGKv50

Oh dear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

you're my carribean queen, ned

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

Repeating Andrew's demon possession above:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4l8ZZCGKv50

"A wife filled with passion. A husband filled with pride."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

The world's worst mashup?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5UHbAC7nTjM

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.phkauf.com/zappa.jpg

"i'm still waiting for my car ride home, you know!"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit, that ape can act!

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

whoa, billy ocean looks a lot like an ex-boyfriend-now-friend of mine! i had forgotten about pretty much that entire video.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't know you were gay, rrrobyn!

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't know some people thought i was a boy!

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

i am now worried about my recent pic on the wdyll thread. note to self: less nature, more push-up bras.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

all this talk of billy ocean, and no link to THIS video?!? --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ4vPDj1FnE

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

william ocean

― señor citizen (eman), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

The Third.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

william idol
william squire
william joel

― señor citizen (eman), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

lol names

― señor citizen (eman), Friday, 8 September 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

did someone say, WILLIAM SQUIRE? --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xelh0sFo3VY&mode=related&search=

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 8 September 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

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