what if the mars rover found weed on mars

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puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 6 August 2012 04:04 (twelve years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_weed

omar little, Monday, 6 August 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago)

We're in the descent phase now, yes?

EXCITING!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 August 2012 05:23 (twelve years ago)

Tense seven minutes.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 August 2012 05:26 (twelve years ago)

PARACHUTE DEPLOYED!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 August 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago)

i think it would be hilarious if this thing burst into flames

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Monday, 6 August 2012 05:30 (twelve years ago)

eff u

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 August 2012 05:31 (twelve years ago)

sky crane

am0n, Monday, 6 August 2012 05:32 (twelve years ago)

TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED! Wahoo!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 August 2012 05:32 (twelve years ago)

anyone catch alec baldwain pacing the control room

am0n, Monday, 6 August 2012 05:33 (twelve years ago)

baldwin*

am0n, Monday, 6 August 2012 05:34 (twelve years ago)

"guys, keep watching the screen. there's more stuff."

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Monday, 6 August 2012 05:36 (twelve years ago)

looks 'shopped

am0n, Monday, 6 August 2012 05:39 (twelve years ago)

drunken nasa orgy

am0n, Monday, 6 August 2012 05:39 (twelve years ago)

remember when everyone was all THE DEATH OF SPACE EXPLORATION

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Monday, 6 August 2012 05:41 (twelve years ago)

capricorn deux

buzza, Monday, 6 August 2012 05:42 (twelve years ago)

"guys, keep watching the screen. there's more stuff."

Haha yeah I cracked up when the guy yelled that out, it was like "guys stop hugging and crying, WE"RE STILL WORKING HERE"

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 6 August 2012 05:43 (twelve years ago)

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o202/akayz_people/getyourass2mars.png

am0n, Monday, 6 August 2012 05:44 (twelve years ago)

correction...

everyone was all THE DEATH OF MANNED SPACE EXPLORATION

Killing the Constellation program is still a pretty big blow on that front. SpaceX is doing some really great things quicker than anyone expected, but SpaceX is SpaceX and NASA is NASA. There's a pretty sizeable disparity present.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 August 2012 05:44 (twelve years ago)

i like this guy w the no doubt hair with the stars shaved into it

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Monday, 6 August 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago)

^ my twitter blowing up about that guy

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 6 August 2012 05:47 (twelve years ago)

bearded hippie = best

Team GB (get bent), Monday, 6 August 2012 05:54 (twelve years ago)

he's gonna find the weed on mars.

Team GB (get bent), Monday, 6 August 2012 05:54 (twelve years ago)

lol @ the Rover FB page just posting "pics or it didnt happen, huh? HOW ABOUT THIS PIC"

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 6 August 2012 05:54 (twelve years ago)

a couple people on my timeline have already (independently) made the "the internet hasn't been this excited about thumbnails since the first porn site went live" joek.

Team GB (get bent), Monday, 6 August 2012 05:55 (twelve years ago)

haha :D

I am ashamed to say Ive already made the "i for one welcome etc etc" joke, too :/

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 6 August 2012 05:56 (twelve years ago)

did we plant a flag on mars' butt yet thats all i care abt

am0n, Monday, 6 August 2012 06:00 (twelve years ago)

There's already a thread for this: Come anticipate the Mars Science Lab - the new 2012 model Mars Rover

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 6 August 2012 06:01 (twelve years ago)

Actually thats what I meant to ask, havent we landed a doohickey on mars before? Or is this the first one?

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 6 August 2012 06:02 (twelve years ago)

Guys, bad news - it landed on a cat :-(

StanM, Monday, 6 August 2012 06:03 (twelve years ago)

xp we sent up a couple rovers four or five years ago, and they gave us some images, but it was nothing on the scale of this.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 August 2012 06:06 (twelve years ago)

does the dea have jurisdiction on other planets

am0n, Monday, 6 August 2012 06:06 (twelve years ago)

mohawk guy:

https://twitter.com/tweetsoutloud

Team GB (get bent), Monday, 6 August 2012 06:09 (twelve years ago)

am0n hahaha

the late great, Monday, 6 August 2012 06:13 (twelve years ago)

http://wbtv.images.worldnow.com/images/13033018_BG1.jpg

the late great, Monday, 6 August 2012 06:14 (twelve years ago)

rastamarsians

the late great, Monday, 6 August 2012 06:16 (twelve years ago)

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/255240_504332439596214_1147023620_n.jpg

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 August 2012 06:17 (twelve years ago)

One of the things I've learned from having a dad who worked for a NASA contractor since the early 70s is that the only thing NASA loves more than sending things into space is making matching shirts for people to wear for each mission.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 August 2012 06:36 (twelve years ago)

ha yes I had noticed the sartorial err elegance.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 6 August 2012 06:38 (twelve years ago)

Doesn't this seem like an inappropriate time to get all USA USA USA on things? I'd feel a lot more comfortable with EARTH EARTH EARTH—especially after Charlie Bolden said four other countries helped get this shit together and then declined to name any of them.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 August 2012 06:41 (twelve years ago)

"we're waving the flag around the world/from Dallas to Fort Worth/lemme say it again/don't mess with Earth!"

...sorry, everything has a Futurama quote for me. Its a sickness.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 6 August 2012 06:54 (twelve years ago)

the US in USA is for US and the other four countries who "helped"

the late great, Monday, 6 August 2012 08:07 (twelve years ago)

also you can't RUSSIA without USA! USA! USA!

the late great, Monday, 6 August 2012 08:13 (twelve years ago)

come on man it's the fucking nasa/caltech mars rover, not the international space station rover

the late great, Monday, 6 August 2012 08:14 (twelve years ago)

canada can have the c in the caltech and sspanish ssocialists can have a leftover s from russia

the late great, Monday, 6 August 2012 08:15 (twelve years ago)

this is the dude that built the imaging system to look for things on mars

http://www.msss.com/about-us/michael-c-malin.php

the late great, Monday, 6 August 2012 08:16 (twelve years ago)

who is the fifth country though? uk?

the late great, Monday, 6 August 2012 08:17 (twelve years ago)

australia?

the late great, Monday, 6 August 2012 08:17 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGtthp8WlVE

the late great, Monday, 6 August 2012 10:35 (twelve years ago)

favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery

turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/B8mDT.gif

Team GB (get bent), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago)

olympus bongs

°™ (Pillbox), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago)

Mars, the Red-eyed Planet

smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago)

the hippie is into bicycles and dune:

http://solarsystem.nasa.gov/deepimpact/mission/bio-scollins.cfm

Team GB (get bent), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago)

http://whatdoumeme.com/media/created/d030mi.jpg

Stravinsky joins the Zulu nation (zero of the signified), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 05:46 (twelve years ago)

http://mimg.ugo.com/201103/8/3/3/177338/cuts/elp-tarkus_480_poster.jpg

Team GB (get bent), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 05:48 (twelve years ago)

Early in High School I got interested in theater and started taking classes in modern dance, ballet and acting. In college, I ended up finishing two bachelor's degrees, one in theater arts and the other in physics.

omg one of my best friends from my hometown was almost exactly like this!! but he failed out and managed a restaurant for a while. he's an engineer now, haha.

goole, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago)

i keep reading this thread title as "what if the mars rover never found weed on mars" as if this thread exists in an alternate universe where ~everything changed~ once we had the mars weed

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 16:06 (twelve years ago)

I sort of don't get why the internet is freaking out so much about this...? we've had robots on Mars for over a decade. is it just that this is the first touchdown to happen post-social media

Harvey Cartel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago)

shakey, what if the robot found weed? come on think about it man...weed

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago)

would u smoke it?

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago)

totally

Harvey Cartel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago)

bro

Harvey Cartel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago)

this thing is as big as a car man!!!

goole, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago)

Imagine how much weed it can carry!

kmfdotm (ledge), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago)

this thing has been on Mars since 2004:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Opportunity_Lander_Petals_PIA04848.jpg/250px-Opportunity_Lander_Petals_PIA04848.jpg

Harvey Cartel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago)

i know why we're there!

http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp327/ME652E/NG/weed/0a_alien_smoking_pot.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago)

Shakey does that one have lasers? the new one has lasers.

hot slag (lukas), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago)

i keep reading this thread title as "what if the mars rover never found weed on mars" as if this thread exists in an alternate universe where ~everything changed~ once we had the mars weed

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

was tempted to make a parody thread like this earlier

smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago)

like "what if the mars rover had never found weed on mars?" A: we wouldnt have colonized mars before 2017

smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago)

I feel that would be an awesome thread

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago)

start it!

hamlisch kilgour (get bent), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago)

shakey, what if the robot found weed? come on think about it man...weed

Countdown until west coast weed grower offers "Martian Spice Weed" brand hybrids in 5... 4... 3...

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago)

the hippie is into bicycles and dune:

http://solarsystem.nasa.gov/deepimpact/mission/bio-scollins.cfm

The hippie also plays theremin in a band called Artichoke: http://artichoketheband.com

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago)

maybe the mars rover did find weed on mars

but have you ever found mars...on weed?

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago)

EDL lead failed math, played bass in SF-area bands, and was into sex, drugs, and rock n roll.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Confirmation that water once flowed on Mars:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2012/09/27/water_on_mars_new_photos_of_dry_riverbed_from_nasa_s_curiosity_rover.html

As yet no evidence of weed.

o. nate, Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago)

as yet

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwb9rqQW2z1r4ewjqo1_500.jpg

Spectrum, Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago)

this thread title keeps leading me to believe it is a noize thread

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

fffart fart fffffffarrt

am0n, Monday, 3 December 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago)

nine months pass...

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/30/tech/innovation/mars-water/

martian hyrdro

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2010/07/marsgarden.jpg

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*hydro

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as water flowed, so must the uh, weed

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago)

read this as "found weeds on mars," which made me picture mars as a ray bradbury type small town with weeds growing in everyone's front yard and old people sitting on every front porch, which is secretly how i sometimes still picture mars anyway

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 01:03 (eleven years ago)

The answer to the thread question is obv that, if the mars rover took sufficient steps to ensure the weed did not fall into the hands of minors, nor enrich criminal gangs, then the justice department would monitor the situation carefully but take no immediate steps to prosecute.

Aimless, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago)

i'm a cigarillo fiend smokin' weed like it's oxygen
rover over mars, need a suit, get two boxes in

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 03:17 (eleven years ago)

what if

fresh (crüt), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 07:19 (eleven years ago)

five months pass...

how would renowned sugar-junkie markers 'the mars rover' cope if he found unwanted vegetation on his snack

imago, Thursday, 27 March 2014 18:58 (eleven years ago)


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