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The wife of Tyco CEO, who is under investigation in congress, had a birthday party costing 2.1 million dollars american. A highlight was the realsize replica of Michealangelos David in ice. His penis pissed vodka

comment on corprate greed here.

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 17:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Is a comment really necessary after all that? What could any of us say that could compare with "his penis pissed vodka"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I was hoping this would be a thread about Anthony's new boyfriend.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Gladiators, too! and a lion! damn!

― nory (nory), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not surprised by either the amount spent or the bad taste. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

i like vodka. bit of a waste isnt it? i mean, i bet no one even drank the stuff as it came out.

― donna (donna), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Did it shit choc-ices?

― Mike (mratford), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

now, that would impress me more than anything else i could imagine

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I would have... And it must have been ice cold.
The link is not working though, but would have loved to see it.

― Henrik Richter Schie (DrixXx), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Is there really call for that much straight vodka among that sort of crowd? They said the waiters poured the vodka in through "the back" (David's butt?). Wouldn't it all just pee out in like 5 minutes? You'd have to kind of arrange a pee maybe - "Perhaps some vodka-tinkle, sir?" "Would you ever be so kind, thank you Randy, and the lady wants some too - hand it to Randy, dear, you don't want vodka-wee on your gloves"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 September 2002 03:19 (twenty-three years ago)

haha this is if Tyco was in 1890s England!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 September 2002 03:19 (twenty-three years ago)

mmmmm, shitty choc-ice.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 19 September 2002 08:55 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

oh i love the random thread!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 15 May 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, haha best blowjob ever?

― Allyzay, Saturday, 15 May 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

drunk on love, indeed

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 15 May 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

It makes bukkake a lot easier to clean up.

― Allyzay, Saturday, 15 May 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

which stings more in the eyes, vodka or semen?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 15 May 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

vodka.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Saturday, 15 May 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

At least semen is edible.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 May 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, new meaning to the phrase "cum-drunk"

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Saturday, 15 May 2004 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't recall ever posting about shitty choc ice.

― g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, 15 May 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

we've had vodka ice sculptures at a couple of our work Christmas parties. A reindeer one year and a snowman on the other.

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 15 May 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Were they pissing vodka?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 15 May 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

the reindeer was, sort of. There was a pipe running down its tail and out of its ass, but someone had to pour the vodka down its tail manually.

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 15 May 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

HARDCORE

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 15 May 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

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