fox news/hannity handjobbing this "the hope and the change" supposed documentary - this shit makes me so fucking angry.

I don't even really know how to discuss this, it's just on and makes me furious.

I mean freedom of speech and all but when hannity uses this as an excuse to say that if people saw Obama rob a bank and shoot the tellers, obama voters would be behind it because of robbing the rich to give to the poor, I just fucking boil over. That's bit a metaphor btw, I just watched that shit spew out of his mouth.

Ahem "not a metaphor" btw

They are also running ads for that bullshit "2016" movie in between this 30 minute ad for this crap fake doc.

Big reveal here, the makers of this independent documentary have just announced that they have a big tv deal OH SHIT I WONDER WHERE

In this thread jjjusten liveblogs his blood pressure rising.

Thanks for taking this bullet for the rest of us, man.

2016 going to be number 3 at the box office this weekend.

So here are the guest people from the movie so far:

Small business owner that when asked about how his business is going says "well, up and down"

Minister that claims to be a party line democrat and then says that he hates gay marriage

Guy who claims to be a construction worker and the after hannity talks about he was a construction worker and is still friends with a bunch of his construction worker friends admits that he is an av installer

A bunch of crazy assholes that are saying other dumb shit

Honestly hannity seems to be making his full on glen beck crazy move in this show, I can't even

As a fellow small business owner, "up and down" pretty much sounds like uh being a small business owner you fucking dolt

"so you are out of a job, how long has that been going on?"

"since last thanksgiving"

"so you have been unemployed for nearly a year"

"well I am on disability"

Arrrrhhggghg

Things that could make this sham doc worth watching

1 morbs talking abt drone strikes (so not going to happen$
Shaun hannity getting beaten with a stick

See y'all again tomorrow when some other fox news cunt flogs this shit while shooting his load into a dress sock that he bought from one of Paul Ryan's interns on ebay.

Oh I forgot to mention that one of the other regular folks on the panel had lost their house. In 2006. Fuck u time traveling Obama!

halfway through dinner tonight an older couple sat down at the table next to us and started loudly complaining about 'asshole-bama' and 'his muslim friends' and how they're out to 'destroy the united states.' small restaurant, too, so everyone basically got to listen to this. took a lot of self-restraint not to flip them off when we left.

Self-restraint is underrated

Oops I meant overrated

I've had that happen once, the loud asshat complaining about the evil president like he is king of the restaurant, surrounded by guests even stupider than he is who just nodded and listened. It's like, what can you do? Saying "Stop making fun of the President!" seems as lame and un-American as making fun of the president.

jjj, do yr mental health a solid and avoid that spew

I've had that happen once, the loud asshat complaining about the evil president like he is king of the restaurant, surrounded by guests even stupider than he is who just nodded and listened. It's like, what can you do? Saying "Stop making fun of the President!" seems as lame and un-American as making fun of the president.

You could say " some of us are trying to eat here"

Should open with "Hey pal!" or possibly "Hey Mac!"

I have no problem eating when people are being stupid. Otherwise, I could not go out to eat in America. Or eat with my family, half the time.

you can get a lot of mileage out of strangers you don't like by just offering them a handshake, making firm eye contact, and saying "I worship the devil" in a low voice once you're squeezing

And then not. Letting. Go.

You could say "some of us are trying to eat here"
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Saturday, August 25, 2012 9:06 AM (1 hour ago)

Does this work at all on message boards? I listened to Hannity every day in the car driving home from work during the '08 campaign. His special kind of insidiousness was quite compelling.

he is the one of whom I can take the least, because he's the most realistic - the one who feels like an actual person in the world

Maybe? I think he seems the most unabashed sock-ish of the lot, like he's not even trying. Glenn Beck probably captured the crazy that is America the best. O'Reilly is the one who most reminds me of relatives, a smug guy who backs up his arguments with half-facts. Like the dude on my block who wrote a letter to the local paper complaining about wind power killing birds, specifically blad eagles, literally in the sentence after complaining about the band on DDT, which would have saved millions of lives in Africa ... and yet killed bald eagles.

Ban on DDT, sorry.

he's the most realistic - the one who feels like an actual person in the world

That's what I meant by insidious--unlike Limbaugh or Levin, he doesn't start ranting and raving. (As it got near the end in '08, when it was pretty clear that Obama was going to win, he'd sometimes go off.) He says things like "Let not your heart be troubled." He veers off in 20 directions at once, constantly interrupting himself ("Meanwhile...") with insinuations and made-up stuff, but does so in a way that's so casual and conversational that your head is left spinning. Levin was an entertaining cartoon, Hannity I found quite despicable.

hannity is the dumbest of them all, which makes him the 'least bad' in some ways

josh otm i think? i don't know it's like thinking about republican leadership & trying to decide who is objectively worse between, say, on one side, people like santorum and cantor, who just kinda look like they do not have the brain geography to think outside of the limits of their ideologies, who aren't necessarily being disingenuous but who are honouring a callous, shortsighted logic; or otoh boehner & romney, who you can imagine existing & talking way more placidly IRL but who are all the more contemptible for cynically yielding to & exploiting gross ideological tactics. how sure of himself hannity is, how unwilling to process oppositional information, or to charitably think instead of reflexively leap, is just so difficult to watch.

http://cdn.crooksandliars.com/files/movieimages/2010/03/12059.jpg

Jeez, what a self-satisfied expression!

If i was at that restaurant, I'd just walk by their table and let out a silent but deadly fart bomb.

that is the ultimate photograph of that guy

http://i46.tinypic.com/14cfnrb.jpg

i listen to him on the way home from work a lot lately because i love to torture myself. he has this weirdly hypnotic cadence. everything he says is very simple and just tiny little logical leaps like one tiny lie flowing into the next so if you are stupid you can't question how he came to that conclusion. like he just talked so much, what happened? then when people call in and are like "you lie about stuff all the time" he's like "oh yeah? name one thing i've lied about!"
also that thing he does when he plays audio of a democrat speaking and he makes annoying whiny sound effects over it.

with insinuations and made-up stuff, but does so in a way that's so casual and conversational that your head is left spinning

i guess this is what i meant, lol.

He just looks like the kind of guy who would park his car at an angle, taking up two spaces.

or the sort of guy who will pick a fight with an adult because his kid isn't first in line at the water fountain.

He looks like the sort of guy who would frequently use the phrase, "Don't you know who I am?!"

Whatever happened to Colmes?