Al Pacino and Robert De Niro in the 21st Century

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Poll Results

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Pacino, Roy Cohn, Angels in America (TV), 2003 10
Pacino, Will Dormer, Insomnia, 2002 5
De Niro, Nick Wells, The Score, 2001 5
De Niro, Jack Byrnes, Meet the Parents, 2000 5
De Niro, Captain Shakespeare, Stardust, 2007 3
Pacino, Shylock, The Merchant of Venice, 2004 2
Pacino, Starkman, Gigli, 2003 2
De Niro, Fearless Leader, The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle, 2000 2
De Niro, Bill Sullivan, The Good Shepherd, 2006 1
De Niro, Ben, What Just Happened, 2008 1
De Niro, Richard Wells, Godsend, 2004 0
De Niro, Don Lino (v/o), Shark Tale, 2004 0
De Niro, Jack Byrnes, Meet the Fockers, 2004 0
Pacino, Harry Levine, Chinese Coffee, 2000 0
Pacino, Walter Burke, The Recruit, 2003 0
De Niro, Paul Vitti, Analyze That, 2002 0
De Niro, Det. Mitch Preston, Showtime, 2002 0
Pacino, Viktor Taransky, S1m0ne, 2002 0
Pacino, Eli Wurman, People I Know, 2002 0
De Niro, Vincent LaMarca, City by the Sea, 2002 0
De Niro, Det. Eddie Flemming, 15 Minutes, 2001 0
De Niro, Master Chief Billy Sunday, Men of Honor, 2000 0
De Niro, Archbishop of Peru, The Bridge of San Luis Rey, 2004 0
Pacino, Walter, Two for the Money, 2005 0
De Niro, Jack Byrnes, Little Fockers, 2010 0
Pacino, Detective Charles Stanford, The Son of No One, 2011 0
De Niro, Adrian, The Ages of Love, 2011 0
De Niro, Carl Van Loon, Carl Van Loon, 2011 0
De Niro, Hunter, Killer Elite, 2011 0
De Niro, Stan Harris, New Year’s Eve, 2011 0
De Niro, Simon Silver, Red Lights, 2012 0
De Niro, Jonathan Flynn, Being Flynn, 2012 0
De Niro, Jack Mabry, Stone, 2010 0
De Niro, Senator John McLaughlin, Machete, 2010 0
De Niro, David Callaway, Hide and Seek, 2005 0
De Niro, King (v/o), Arthur and the Invisibles, 2006 0
Pacino, Jack Gramm, 88 Minutes, 2007 0
Pacino, Willy Bank, Ocean’s Thirteen, 2007 0
Pacino, Rooster, Righteous Kill, 2008 0
De Niro, Turk, Righteous Kill[, 2008 0
De Niro, Frank Goode, Everybody’s Fine, 2009 0
Pacino, Jack Kevorkian, You Don’t Know Jack (TV), 2010 0
De Niro, Joe Sarcone, Freelancers, 2012 0


goole, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago)

ouch

this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago)

I NOTICED YOU LEFT JACK AND JILL OFF

frogbs, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago)

Jesus

omar little, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago)

pacino's fared a lot better tbh. probably gonna vote for angels in america or you dont know jack

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago)

I guess 'the good shepherd' tbh, it's the least depressing of the bunch. But my god when you are them all lined up like that it's something else.

omar little, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago)

source was imdb

i've seen barely any of these. i think that makes me a normal american?

"men of honor" is one of them tho, haha. wasn't bad!

goole, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago)

i wouldn't mind seeing pacino's shylock i guess.

goole, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago)

I've seen three of these: The Good Shepherd, Insomnia, and Angels in America. Pacino was quite good in the latter two--Insomnia gets my vote.

clemenza, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago)

ive seen one (1) of these movies

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago)

oh lol whoops

De Niro, Carl Van Loon, Carl Van Loon, 2011

this movie is not called "Carl Van Loon," it's Limitless. please vote accurately!

goole, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago)

Insomnia was ok but seeing that his character was called DORMER makes me like it less now

goole, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago)

Haven't seen the American Insomnia yet; probably should remedy that.

Pacino has only fared better because he didn't have a dumbass comedy franchise to latch on to.

this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago)

I've reviewed a couple of terrible RdN films, Limitless and Everybody's Fine. Aside from that, only saw The Score (best of the theatrical films), The Good Shepherd, and Angels in America. So, Roy Cohn.

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago)

pacino seems like he still loves acting and does things because they're interesting to him, even if hes become a bit of a caricature.

i want to see Red Lights because it looks fucking gonzo. i thought it hadnt come out yet but maybe it just came and went really quickly

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago)

Didn't realize Insomnia was a remake; I'd also forgotten it was directed by Nolan. Having Pacino play a character who's been up for days was a great way to rein in his bombast.

clemenza, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago)

pacino seems a little pickier, let's say

goole, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago)

Pacino has only fared better because he didn't have a dumbass comedy franchise to latch on to.

― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Tuesday, August 28, 2012 1:01 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S6eUFbOfIU

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago)

"And that little boy who nobody liked grew up to be...Roy Cohn."

this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago)

The only movies on this list that I've seen are Gigli, Angels in America, the first twenty minutes of Limitless (DeNiro didn't appear yet), and a chunk of Meet the Parents on cable. I'll go with Meet the Parents, I guess?

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago)

All those Jacks these guys played reminds me of the Peter and Paul bit from Goodfellas.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago)

Stopped watching after 16 seconds in order to preserve the man's dignity. But yeah, I stand corrected.

this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago)

S1mone is such a hilarious movie

Pacino's got some good stuff on here, De Niro does not, really. I am kinda excited to see Pacino do Phil Spector tbh

chicago rap twitter luminary (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago)

The Score, 2001 is the best of these. It's no Ronin but it's a decent little heist movie.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago)

looking at all this, i don't even understand de niro really. pacino's list looks like he's aging into different stuff, trying things out, playing around. how could de niro even enjoy filming all that shit constantly? is he manic? greedy? idgi.

goole, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago)

De Niro, Det. Mitch Preston, Showtime, 2002

I had totally forgotten about this movie. so embarassing.

chicago rap twitter luminary (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago)

the only movie in which De Niro is shown up by William Shatner

chicago rap twitter luminary (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago)

looking at all this, i don't even understand de niro really. pacino's list looks like he's aging into different stuff, trying things out, playing around. how could de niro even enjoy filming all that shit constantly? is he manic? greedy? idgi.

― goole, Tuesday, August 28, 2012 1:16 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

deniro's been putting all his money and energy into tribeca for years now, acting is just a paycheck

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago)

or thats my understanding anyway

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago)

strangely, De Niro's performance in The Good Shepherd is probably the best in the film, and he bothered to direct it whatever the reason.

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago)

The Good Shepherd trembles at the point of being a good movie so many times.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago)

voted for Roy Cohn.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago)

yeah i dig the good shepherd. i need to see it again. pesci's the best dude in the movie though

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago)

the only thing that impressed me about the good shepherd is that it wasn't warmed over Scorsese. Then they got to the "Damon hugging daughter intercut with his daughter's boyfriend being thrown from a plane" scene and I realized it was just warmed over Coppola. Which is admittedly a bit more novel these days.

Heard good things about Insomnia but had already seen the original and it wasn't different enough to excite. I actually will go to bat for Meet The Fockers, but DeNiro's the worst thing in it. I haven't seen The Score but I'm going with that over Meet The Parents and Machete. Can't say I recall enjoying Pacino in any of his that I've seen.

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago)

d'oh, it's been a long time since I've seen the Score, I mean

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago)

playing a laid back retired burglar who ran a jazz club seemed to put DeNiro in a less butthurt mood than usual.

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago)

Also: Matt Damon playing a blank WASP psychopath better done in the Bourne films.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago)

It's funny to me that in the first DeNiro/Pacino movie they have no scenes together and it's a classic. The second they have one scene together and lots of people love it. The third they share the screen plenty and nobody gives a fuck.

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago)

iirc The Score is just this mellow little heist movie with DeNiro humoring Edward Norton's eager beaver one-upmanship amid the plan-making/bungling/etc. Throw in a bunch of random Brando wackiness and I'm kind of surprised I haven't seen it again since the theaters.

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago)

cracking the safe with the water!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago)

if they ever remake The Thing With Two Heads, we'll never hear about it.

xxp

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago)

Getting an Angel Heart vibe from DeNiro in this upcoming thriller where he plays a hypnotist preacher healer person giving Cillian Murphy nightmares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwXoB2m8lvI

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago)

if they ever remake The Thing With Two Heads, we'll never hear about it.

I was thinking about aging actors who seem to prefer being in any damn thing instead of holding out for a good one recently, and then remembered Ray Milland. Though unlike DeNiro, I don't know that Milland should have been set for life financially.

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago)

Pacino's fun in Ocean's 13. Good in Insomnia and Angels.

If the poll was just DeNiro, I'd have to go with What Just Happened.

Worst poster:
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/10/20/everybodys-fine-poster.jpg

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago)

oof

goole, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago)

It's like this started out as someone's idea that we would be looking at a bickering family, but then the digital-camera image would be the "everybody's fine" pose -- and then someone got scared last-minute and cut the joke and just made the two images the same.

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago)

Pacino is amazing in Angels.. imo.

piscesx, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago)

(I Want To) Come Home

omar little, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago)

what ever will frank do about having xmas with the family?

omar little, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago)

kill them all with grim determination, hopefully

chicago rap twitter luminary (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago)

i'm very sorry to have left JACK AND JILL off this poll. imdb does not show it.

goole, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPZWqhr-Nj8

da croupier, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago)

rdn is quite funny in Jackie Brown, but not in a comedian way. "That hit the spot."

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago)

that's true he brings the lolz in that

chicago rap twitter luminary (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago)

Was Jackie Brown his last good role/movie?

this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago)

imdb does not show it.

It may not even count as a film.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago)

Armond White disagrees.

this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago)

robert deniro trying to hang up the phone in jackie brown is better than the rest of his 00s output combined

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago)

jb was '97

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago)

delete "the rest of" then :D

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago)

voted Fearless Leader, didn't read all of the list but assumed it was horrible

just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago)

i dunno what it says about Pacino that two of his most defensible performances here are both HBO movies

some dude, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago)

De Niro's very funny in Jackie Brown, just like he is in Mean Streets and The King of Comedy, and, when required to be, in Taxi Driver and The Deer Hunter. He was often funny before (or maybe until--haven't seen them myself) he started making funny movies.

clemenza, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago)

robert deniro trying to hang up the phone in jackie brown is better than the rest of his 00s output combined

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki),

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago)

deniro's hilarious in goodfellas too

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago)

and casino

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago)

yeah he's very funny in Casino. the working-with-no-pants thing always makes me lol

chicago rap twitter luminary (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago)

hes funny in meet the parents u nerds

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago)

i already said that

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago)

wahh wahh pay attention to mee-- lagono

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago)

rocky and bullwinkle ftw

pandemic, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago)

De Niro in mean streets is top notch comedy acting imo

omar little, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago)

stomach hurt from laughing last time I watched The Mission irrc

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago)

Somehow forgot to list Goodfellas. Raging Bull, too--playing mini-golf, the dead bird, the stuff with his first wife. The more I thought about it, he's actually not very funny in The Deer Hunter, where Cazale and the big guy with the beard get the jokes. There might be a couple of moments at the wedding where he's funny.

clemenza, Thursday, 30 August 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago)

Looking back, DeNiro had some pretty good roles in the '90s, perhaps better than Pacino's good '90s roles and none really as bad as Pacino's bad '90s work.

Robert DeNiro is hilarious in "Midnight Run," btw, and funny in "Brazil," too.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 August 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago)

If De Niro's going to be funny he has to play off someone like Grodin again.

Pacino more extreme highs and lows in the 90s - though the lows for a lot of people were big business, Oscar recognition etc.

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago)

I wonder if Scorcese sits through all the dad movies out of loyalty to the guy.

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago)

the early DePalma/DeNiro comedies are pretty great

da croupier, Thursday, 30 August 2012 05:36 (twelve years ago)

The DVD box for the early '70s gangster comedy has DeNiro (who allegedly plays an Italian soccer player posing as a priest or something) right smack in the front, but the trailer has like two quick shots of him, far less screen time than they give Herve Villechaise or the sound of a slide whistle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMQSD1VK9Ag

da croupier, Thursday, 30 August 2012 05:42 (twelve years ago)

Just to clarify, The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight is not one of DePalma's (they did Hi Mom, Greetings and The Wedding Party together)

da croupier, Thursday, 30 August 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago)

deniro's hilarious in goodfellas too

― Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, August 29, 2012 10:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post

It's all about the way he says "hoof"

latebloomer, Thursday, 30 August 2012 08:14 (twelve years ago)

wahh wahh pay attention to mee-- lagono

― Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, August 29, 2012 7:10 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feed me ass wahh wahh

lag∞n, Friday, 31 August 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/C4WZG.gif

Hungry4Ass, Friday, 31 August 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 6 September 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)

De Niro, Captain Shakespeare, Stardust, 2007 3

what is this even

Newgod joins this board, and quickly he's some dude (goole), Thursday, 6 September 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago)

Kids movie.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 September 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

apparently this went straight-to-DVD over the summer, can't stop laughing at the poster

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cc/Killing_Season_film_poster.jpg

some dude, Saturday, 2 November 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago)

thought for sure this was gonna be a 'grudge match' revive. it looks exactly like 'rocky balboa' complete w/interest in aging fighters being rekindled by a video game!

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 2 November 2013 02:55 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/66310/hr_Grudge_Match_8.jpg

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago)

OK, be that way

http://www.grudgematchmovie.com/

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago)

this movie's storyline looks almost exactly like that of rocky balboa, complete w/a video game bringing the old dudes back into the ring.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago)

that observation seems familiar

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago)

fuck i hate when that happens

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago)

and yet you remebered the plot of Rocky Balboa!

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago)

Love this 11 year old post about De Niro

Like [Jackie Brown] a lot. Esp. QT's sneaky commentarty on De Niro's career:
Sam Jackson sitting in car with De Niro: "Mannn, you used to be beautiful." Shoots him.

― Omar, Sunday, October 21, 2001 8:00 PM (11 years ago) Bookmark

Different omar though, I think

乒乓, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago)

also, line stolen from Brando-Steiger car scene

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago)

Who's Brando

乒乓, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago)

gourmand who hung out w/ Michael Jackson

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago)

three years pass...

ppl i know was.... interesting. pacino plays a femme, dying publicist who shuffles around & is stylized like liza minelli...his character gets entangled in a scandal/blackmail scheme involving tea leoni & a gameboy modified to act as a video camera

johnny crunch, Saturday, 17 June 2017 15:38 (seven years ago)


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