PETRA IS A TRANNY

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AND HER WANG IS HUGE

p.s. she will deny it but it is true.
(not lying)

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 00:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I love Petra.

― rainy, Thursday, 19 September 2002 00:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I was hoping this was a typo and what was really meant was "PETRA IS A TYRANNY"

― dizonut, Thursday, 19 September 2002 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I took it to mean she played tinny sounding music

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 September 2002 00:40 (twenty-three years ago)

AND HER WANG IS HUGE

Of course it would be.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 19 September 2002 01:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not joking around here guys, this is some serious shit.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 01:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought it said "tyranny", too.

― Ess Kay (esskay), Thursday, 19 September 2002 01:49 (twenty-three years ago)

It didn't.
It was tranny.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

And your evidencew for this is...?

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 September 2002 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

this is as serious as a fanta goat!!

― ron (ron), Thursday, 19 September 2002 02:14 (twenty-three years ago)

what the fuck is wang?!

― vic (vicc13), Thursday, 19 September 2002 02:48 (twenty-three years ago)

wang = schlong = dong = dick= PENIS

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 September 2002 02:53 (twenty-three years ago)

damo suzuki has one also. ethan can verify this

― ron (ron), Thursday, 19 September 2002 02:55 (twenty-three years ago)

but inst Petra a gurl?!

― vic (vicc13), Thursday, 19 September 2002 02:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Tranny = Transexual = PENIS AND BREASTS

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 September 2002 02:59 (twenty-three years ago)

ah...............

― vic (vicc13), Thursday, 19 September 2002 03:08 (twenty-three years ago)

i can hear the gears spinnin all the way up here!

― ron (ron), Thursday, 19 September 2002 03:15 (twenty-three years ago)

petra is a sexbomb

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 19 September 2002 03:55 (twenty-three years ago)

My mama yeah!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 September 2002 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not saying Petra is my mother, or that my mum's a sexbomb MY MAMA YEAH!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 September 2002 04:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I like Flipper!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 September 2002 04:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Petra is a GRANNY?????

― C J (C J), Thursday, 19 September 2002 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)

No, Petra is a cranny. She's still trying to find her nook.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 19 September 2002 08:18 (twenty-three years ago)

As long as Petra is secretly not Trinny from WOT NOT TO WEAR aka the most irritating programme in the world... ever!

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 19 September 2002 08:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Sarah you hata it is the best thing on telly in the world EVAH.

― Emma, Thursday, 19 September 2002 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Most "not really for 'orrible gimps to perve over the ice maiden bitches who keep touching up their poor victims tits all the time whilst insulting their appearance and then praising her" - HELLO passive agressive S&M chamber!

Am I reading too much into this?

And for fecks sake, the woman was PLAYING TENNIS!! And rubbish! I don't care about her chicken fillets! Who cares about bloody chicken fillets when you could be eating a lovely CHICKEN KIEV.

Mmmm, chicken kievs...

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 19 September 2002 08:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Webber, are you threatened by my HUGE WANG perchance? is that what this is about? Remind me to get it out and schlep you upside the head w it next time the Dattos are in town or something.

I took it to mean she played tinny sounding music

This is the Best. Thing. Evar!

― petra jane (petra jane), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Oi Sarah, I cared! It was a fascinating insight into how the other half (i.e. the titless half) lives! Since I am always stropping round shops going 'oh bah none of this stuff is any good for a woman with proper breasts' it is refreshing to see a woman with no proper breasts complaining that she can never find clothes either. And she was so chuffed with her chicken fillets, bless her.

― Emma, Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I have no sympathy for the titless, every bra on the market is padded anyway and there is of course the SOCK solution made famous by many American teen movies (and possibly Hollyoaks)! She could wear all the cool stuff that the more GARGANTUAN TITTED WENCHES (hem hem) could never wear without a lot of gaffa tape but she STILL ended up looking just as boring as she did before!

And those two women are LEECHES. They LOOMED.

LOOMED!!!

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:32 (twenty-three years ago)

They didnt loom in the scientific sense.

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha although I probably watched it as avidly as Emma = it is doing its job.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I think they might be vampires. Vampires are always non-scientifically looming about.

― RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Look that woman was grateful! She said it was the best thing that ever happened to her and 99.9% of her mates were gagging for the S&T treatment (the remaining 0.1% is clearly on crack). I would love them to come and do me.

― Emma, Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:47 (twenty-three years ago)

THOSE horrid women leching over her was the best thing that has ever happened to her? MY how that woman needs a life!!!

I am too soft for them, they would tell me I was fat and I would cry and get an eating disorder!

Actually if it was an eating disorder that involved chicken kievs I must say that I would not mind.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh man this rocks! The thread about my HUGE WANG has been hijacked by talk of Starry's HUGE MAMMARIES! I love you guys!

― petra jane (petra jane), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:55 (twenty-three years ago)

She was only grateful because she had been hypnotised by the energy vampires.

― RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Look they give you £2000 to go shopping so are allowed to point out your flaws. Everyone has them you know and they carefully explain how to hide them and also how to show off your good features. And they would not tell you you are fat Sarah cos you aren't. I love T&S.

― Emma, Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:15 (twenty-three years ago)

This is also the principle behind Fancy-A-Pint - we give you £2.00 for an Ayingerbrau and then get to point out your character flaws!

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:22 (twenty-three years ago)

This only works if people don't get their round in, Tom, no one gives T&S £2000 and tells them they have crap dress sense. The reciprocal nature of the round buying process means you are not allowed to demolish other people's characters.

― Emma, Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Heh just wait till the next FAP.

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Am I evil if I enjoy the occasional shots of T&S wearing really unflattering tea-cosy-esque hats or looking really old? Yes, I do realise how terrible I'd look, that's why I need to seize the tiniest schadenfreude opportunities.

― Rebecca (reb), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:18 (twenty-three years ago)

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