Homer: Good day, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me?Post office clerk: Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?Homer: I don't know.
And equally favourite is whatever movie it is in which Steve Martin says, "Pointy bird, oh pointy pointy..."
― rainy (lucylurex), Thursday, 19 September 2002 08:09 (twenty-three years ago)
Which I at the top of my head because I was thinking about how it's the clear choice of best moment from OFaH, with the chandelier scene a distant second, which I was thinking about because I was remembering that cockfarming best 100 moments on telly program, one of the first of its sort with cockfarming Paul Morley, which I was thinking about because when they contacted Michael Parkinson and said "you've been selected for one of the top ten moments on telly" he said "It's that fucking bird isn't it?" because, yes Michael, people are less interested in seeing you conducting an interesting interview with Anwar Sadat than with seeing Rod Hull apologising for the fact that his left hand is attacking you repeatedly, which I was thinking about because Starry might be coming over to Dublin and bringing Spacestation Pongo, though now I'm thinking if she does, she'll probably keep him at home for the reasons mentioned above DO YOU SEE???
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:27 (twenty-three years ago)
i think Basil Fawly beating up his car is probs my fave, but it might be a bit longer than 10 seconds, in which case i'd go for the scene where he manages to grope the australian bird's tit
― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:36 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:06 (twenty-three years ago)
― koogs, Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:21 (twenty-three years ago)
― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:31 (twenty-three years ago)
My fave 10 seconds of television is so traumatic to certain other ILE posters, I'm not sure I should go into detail. It features the phrase "it's up for grabs now". In second place: all the dead people dancing in heaven in Armando Iannucci's C4 show last year (I keep saying this; eventually it'll be repeated and it won't seem as good).
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:35 (twenty-three years ago)
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:36 (twenty-three years ago)
From The Mary Whitehouse Experience - the tennis bit after David Baddeil (wow, I can't spell that at all) is talking about the mad homeless person
The longest I have laughed was at Jack Dee saying "There was a sign that said 'please do not throw coins into the pond'" and looking pissed of for several seconds (it was in the delivery).
And I'm sure there are about 50 Brass Eye moments
Most likely to make me cry is Buffy's "we aren't supposed to move the body"
― Sofa King Alternative (Sofa King Alternative), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:24 (twenty-three years ago)
'Oh, yes, the BBC. You're very fair. "What do you think of Jeffrey Archer, Mr Crick?" Clip, clip clip. Just you wait until I'm Mayor of London. Then you'll see!'
I think I could stand seeing this moment on my box every day for the rest of my life. Certainly a substantial portion of same.
― Tim Bateman, Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:47 (twenty-three years ago)
the bit in Blackadder II where edmund and melchett are in the dungeon and edmund says "baaaaaa!"
monty python where the spaceship turns people into scottish people!
portillo losing his seat!
― katie (katie), Thursday, 19 September 2002 12:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 September 2002 12:27 (twenty-three years ago)
― mms (mms), Thursday, 19 September 2002 12:29 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 19 September 2002 12:29 (twenty-three years ago)
― Graham (graham), Thursday, 19 September 2002 12:33 (twenty-three years ago)
'star wars in your eyes' on adam & joe...the pet shop droids, darth vadar as grace jones.
the last 10 minutes of the fa cup in 2001.
when alan partridge overhears them taking the piss and comes in swinging his bag.
it would be remiss to mention the actual most memorable 10 seconds of t.v. footage ever, wouldn't it?
― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 19 September 2002 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)
― Graham (graham), Thursday, 19 September 2002 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)
How are we feeling about the imminent new series?
― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 September 2002 12:57 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)
oh oh also the dog sliding down the slope on its ARSE on Highway while Harry Secombe's singing a hymn! (this always gets trotted out on auntie'a bloomers but i dont give a hoot)
― katie (katie), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:04 (twenty-three years ago)
― RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:05 (twenty-three years ago)
― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:21 (twenty-three years ago)
When the new BBC chairman's appointment was flagged (on Channel 4 news) with the tagline 'fingering the Dyke'.
Steve Martin as a Roman commander in Saturday Night Live sketch, waking up to find his tent had been set upon by Vandals (with toilet paper, graffiti and a burning bag of dog shit).
― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:27 (twenty-three years ago)
Or the last scenes of Twin Peaks. Yikes.
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)
Jonathan Ross asking David Bowie if he, JR, should try a spot of 'the manlove'.
― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:34 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)
― James Larcombe, Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)
Blair - "..."
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 19 September 2002 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 September 2002 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)
― toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 19 September 2002 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)
― Graham (graham), Thursday, 19 September 2002 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 19 September 2002 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)
As OTM as it is possible to be, Andrew.
The best ten seconds of TV I've seen has got to be Morris: David Amess' reaction to the Cake-user's "music" played to him in the Drugs Brass Eye. Nearly laughed myself sick on first viewing.
― Venga, Thursday, 19 September 2002 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)
Your presumption makes you foolish, grasshopper.
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 September 2002 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 September 2002 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)
― Venga, Thursday, 19 September 2002 16:52 (twenty-three years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 16:54 (twenty-three years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)
― Michael Bourke, Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:02 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:41 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nate Patrin, Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:42 (twenty-three years ago)
host: where's the riskiest place you've made whoopee?
[coy looks all round]
husband: up the bum.
― mbosa, Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)
Two fave moments offhand:
MST3K: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: (partially due to rapid fire delivery)
"What small and round...and you toast it on a stick?"
"An elf?"
"And it's green."
"Oh. A DEAD elf!"
AbFab -- Eddi smiles at her birthday cake and then blows it to hell with a fire extinguisher
Unplanned funniest ten seconds etc. -- Bill Clinton announcing the end of his nomination speech for Michael Dukakis in 1988, to the resounding cheers of the convention crowd.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 19:17 (twenty-three years ago)
Homer wearing a tie for the dog.
― Mike (mratford), Thursday, 19 September 2002 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)
http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/showcards/T/triggerhappytv.html
― Venga, Thursday, 19 September 2002 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)
Especially Tom Tortoise reviewing The Richard Blackdog Show.
― bert, Thursday, 19 September 2002 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)
Quick-fire comedy from the socially unacceptable Dom Joly, with a superbly chosen pop music soundtrack accompanying a feast of visual gags.
Sounds about as fun as a castor oil suppository.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 September 2002 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)
― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)
― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)
― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)
Also, lately anytime I see Alec Baldwin. He actually had a couple of lines on SNL that made me laugh so hard that I almost fell off my treadmill. And on 30 Rock, "I'm expecting a call from 1983."
― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)
― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)
― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)
― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)
― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)
i was just thinking about this advert yesterday. and you may well be correct.
― vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)
― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)
― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)
-- Sara R-C (sr...), January 25th, 2007. (Sara R-C)
HOT
― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)
― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)
- Guest host Miskel Spillman!- Meat Wagon Action Speedway- American Date The Self-Conscious Association- Sartresky & Hutch- E. Buzz Miller's Art Classics- Elvis Costello switch to "Radio, Radio" (kinda hackneyed in retrospect, but when I saw this live it was the most amazing thing ever)
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)
― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)
― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)
― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)
― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)
and
BURNS (in Howard Hughes mode, holding model plane and pistol): Get in, Smithers, there's no time to waste.SMITHERS: Uh, sir, that's a model.BURNS (cocks hammer): Get. In.
and the Family Guy episode where Peter turns the house into a puppet.
― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)
― franny (frannyglass), Friday, 26 January 2007 01:07 (nineteen years ago)
Ooh, good one. Sometimes I think I'm the only one who loves ER anymore.
The bit at the very end of the Colbys where the spaceship comes down.
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 26 January 2007 09:37 (nineteen years ago)
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 26 January 2007 10:10 (nineteen years ago)
Wolf (singing): I'm going to see the Grandma! I'm going to see the Grandma - wait.
(reading from Ridinghoods Anonymous book): "Though Riding Hoods you may not munch/There's nothing wrong with a Grandma lunch." Heh heh heh.
I'm going to eat the Grandma! I'm going to eat the Grandma!
― clotpoll (Clotpoll), Friday, 26 January 2007 10:51 (nineteen years ago)
― Venga (Venga), Friday, 26 January 2007 12:10 (nineteen years ago)
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 26 January 2007 12:17 (nineteen years ago)
― === temporary username === (Mark C), Friday, 26 January 2007 12:18 (nineteen years ago)
(beat)
"You're looking at them, asshole."
--
"This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw, .. or be destroyed.""Negative. We have authority here. Do not force us to engage your ship.""Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else."
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 26 January 2007 12:27 (nineteen years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 26 January 2007 12:37 (nineteen years ago)
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 26 January 2007 12:39 (nineteen years ago)
― a nuclear-powered carrot (braveclub), Friday, 26 January 2007 12:41 (nineteen years ago)
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 January 2007 13:00 (nineteen years ago)
― Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Friday, 26 January 2007 13:06 (nineteen years ago)
Only seen/heard on the highlights COS I WAS THERE.
Which series was the first Tony and Control sketch in?
― Guilty Boksen (Bro_Danielson), Friday, 26 January 2007 13:13 (nineteen years ago)
― Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 26 January 2007 13:19 (nineteen years ago)
"WHO WANTS CHOWDER?"
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 January 2007 13:22 (nineteen years ago)
― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)
― Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)
― Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqwWqQmofFY
― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFSHEaxOyUU
― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)
I laughed for 20 minutes at that 2 seconds of television.
― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)
― Edward Trifle (Ned Trifle IV), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)
― adam (adam), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)