There's a cat sitting on my chest right now.

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed

typing is little uncomfortable. thinking about eating this cat.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 3 September 2012 06:09 (twelve years ago)

oh good it ran off.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 3 September 2012 06:12 (twelve years ago)

It happens.

Jeff, Monday, 3 September 2012 06:14 (twelve years ago)

great thread

StanM, Monday, 3 September 2012 06:19 (twelve years ago)

There was some superstition about cats stealing breath from sleeping people that I'm not quite remembering. Not sure if it works with awake people.
Probably something to do with cats being emmissaries from the Devil or something. Anyway, apparently to be avoided.

Stevolende, Monday, 3 September 2012 09:23 (twelve years ago)

i'm glad i don't have a horse!

Philip Nunez, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago)

ha I thought Fuseli too

ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Monday, 3 September 2012 16:37 (twelve years ago)

Cats - why was that musical made? To ruin the werth??

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago)

cat is back. treated me to view of his butthole before settling down with one elbow on my balls.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 17 September 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago)

oh good it ran off.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 17 September 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago)

cats always rudely assume you want to look at their buttholes

horribl ecreature (harbl), Monday, 17 September 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago)

There's a cat running for office in Halifax, btw.

This fact seems relevant.

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Monday, 17 September 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago)

cat is now on my tummy facing the screen. i showed it the beyonce video. no reaction.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 02:29 (twelve years ago)

http://www.slicingupeyeballs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/mozcat2.jpg

‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:41 (twelve years ago)

I have to have a shower and make a sandwich, you're not helping

You know I'll let you stick your face in the shower and bite the water drops before I get in, c'mon

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/U8hre.jpg
well, well, well...

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 10 November 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

new behavior: cat will now stare me down and pant stinky tuna breath on my face like some weird glen danzig aggro courtship ritual.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 18 January 2013 05:02 (twelve years ago)

does it wanna bang heads with you

mookieproof, Friday, 18 January 2013 05:04 (twelve years ago)

laughing out louds!

Philip Nunez, Friday, 18 January 2013 05:10 (twelve years ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.