Why Do You <3 the Devil?

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Loudmouth Women	10
High Fullutent	9
Sophisticated Swine	7
Effeminate Men	7
Sport's Nut's	6
Emo's	5
Drunkard's	4
Homo's	4
Fornicator's	2
Thieve's	2
Bahi's	2
Catholic's	1
Muslim's	1
Feminist's	1
Government Recipient's	1
Mormon's	1
Freeloader's	1
Pervert's	1
Buddhist's	1
P.K.'s	1
Druggies	1
Environmentalist's	1
Idolater's	0
Pagan's	0
Agnostic's	0
Liar's	0
Gangster's	0
Liberal's	0
Jehovah's Witness's	0
Democrat's	0
Abortionist's	0
Racist's	0
Scientologist's	0
Adulterer's	0
Atheist's	0
Wifebeater's	0
Gambler's	0
New Ager's	0

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago)

First-billed for a reason. My vote.

― Eric H., Monday, 3 September 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago)

Loudmouth women all the way, imo.

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago)

p.k's?

― mookieproof, Monday, 3 September 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago)

People Who Use Excessive Apostrophe's

― wise men farting over you (snoball), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago)

a little dose of hell will toughen up these effeminate men!

― ogmor, Monday, 3 September 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago)

xxp Pastor's Kids, I think

― wise men farting over you (snoball), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago)

repent and believe in jesu's.

― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago)

No Commie's?

― emil.y, Monday, 3 September 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago)

that's covered under democrat's

― mookieproof, Monday, 3 September 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago)

voting for PKs on the assumption that it's this (i have no interest in having this assumption challenged)

― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago)

Voted Pervert's.

― 誤訳侮辱, Monday, 3 September 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago)

abortionist's v. emo's v. loud mouth women

― kate78, Monday, 3 September 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago)

Loudmouth Women although I do like the double apostrophes of Sport's Nut's.

― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 3 September 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago)

high fullutent all the way

― pastoral mellotron soaked epic gnome and wizard shit (get bent), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago)

voting for PKs on the assumption that it's this

No no, that's TK'ers (or TK'er's for the purposes of that banner)

― wise men farting over you (snoball), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago)

high fullutent all the way

― pastoral mellotron soaked epic gnome and wizard shit (get bent), Monday, September 3, 2012 1:40 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

― USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago)

How about 'highly flatulent'?

― wise men farting over you (snoball), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago)

voted "EMO'S"

kind of curious about the absence of "JEW'S" but it probably has something to do with evangelical protestant eschatology

― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago)

sport's nut's

― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago)

dee'z nut's

― Ich fart auf der Zug (snoball), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago)

Government Recipient's cos it covers just about everybody.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago)

Who Doesn't <3 the Devil?

― Eric H., Monday, 3 September 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago)

Moetley Cruee?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/ShoutattheDevilCD2.jpg

― Ich fart auf der Zug (snoball), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago)

balls...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/ShoutattheDevilCD2.jpg

― Ich fart auf der Zug (snoball), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago)

char'lie danie'ls

― pastoral mellotron soaked epic gnome and wizard shit (get bent), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago)

straight, non drug using, Protestant, stoic, male republican who hates gays but loves all the races and levitates from place to place for fear of using public roadways

xxxp

― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago)

xxp (although come to think of it, they fall into several of those categories: DRUGGIE'S, DRUNKARD'S, EFFEMINATE MEN, FORNICATOR'S, LOAD MOUTH WOMEN)

― Ich fart auf der Zug (snoball), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago)

so...superman?
xp

― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago)

I think that banner might actually be the design for the back of Superman's cape in the next movie.

― Ich fart auf der Zug (snoball), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago)

high fullutent all the way

― pastoral mellotron soaked epic gnome and wizard shit (get bent), Monday, September 3, 2012 1:40 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

― USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Monday, September 3, 2012 12:45 PM (28 minutes ago)

― How's My Modding? Call 1-800-SBU-RSELF (WmC), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago)

Psycho Kinetic, maybe?

http://ghostbustersnews.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/12/pke_meter.jpg

― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago)

http://www.porkcongress.on.ca/assets/uploads/pages/image/img_home_pig_top_hat.jpg

― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago)

Wherever I go, Teufel goes
Teufel is my friend

http://i47.tinypic.com/2n59wg.jpg

― A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down (Sanpaku), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago)

sport's nut's for sure

― we don't wanna miss a THING!!! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 3 September 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago)

High Fullutent

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 3 September 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago)

You guys are sleeping on "Thieve's"

― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 3 September 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago)

I've never understood how people can be so messed about plural possessives. I learned about this feature of the English language in 3rd grade. I suppose whoever made this sign didn't get that far in their formal education.

― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 3 September 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago)

"messed up"

― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 3 September 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago)

Formal education is worldly and leads (or lead's) one away from Christ.

― How's My Modding? Call 1-800-SBU-RSELF (WmC), Monday, 3 September 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago)

Sophisticated Swine is also p good

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 3 September 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago)

btw, Psycho... Kinetic... Addict, Insane!

― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 3 September 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago)

Sophisticated Swine is / are #1 for me!

― don't slip in mud (Matt #2), Monday, 3 September 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago)

It would be a great name for a band.

― Ich fart auf der Zug (snoball), Monday, 3 September 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago)

sophisticated swine, now touring with the snivelling shits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOnxqHNAcUA

― pastoral mellotron soaked epic gnome and wizard shit (get bent), Monday, 3 September 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago)

How they managed to have so many problem's on that sign and still spell "sophisticated" correctly is beyond me.

― How's My Modding? Call 1-800-SBU-RSELF (WmC), Monday, 3 September 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago)

"why do you <3 the devil" guy, what's on your ipod?

― pastoral mellotron soaked epic gnome and wizard shit (get bent), Monday, 3 September 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago)

Sophisticated Swine is / are #1 for me!

― don't slip in mud (Matt #2),

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 3 September 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago)

i'm just picturing this dude sitting in a kinko's, putting this together in indesign.

― pastoral mellotron soaked epic gnome and wizard shit (get bent), Monday, 3 September 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago)

at like $14.95 an hour

― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 3 September 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago)

P.K.s = player killers in Diablo? it's pretty obvious why they <3 the devil, they're already spending dozens of hours of their lives trying to find the devil in the game

― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 3 September 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago)

So so hard to not vote for sophisticated swine, but I love my loudmouth women.

― formerly EDB (ed.b), Monday, 3 September 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago)

lot of good ones here but i had to go w/ druggies

― Mordy, Monday, 3 September 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago)

What's a Bahi?

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 3 September 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago)

good poll btw xp

― Mordy, Monday, 3 September 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago)

probably means baha'i?

― Mordy, Monday, 3 September 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago)

I assumed "P.K.'s" was "Preachers' Kids." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preacher's_kid

― Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Monday, 3 September 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago)

xpost yes I think Bahá'í

As a P.K. myself I am tempted, but this is High Fullutent by a mile.

Loud Mouth Women is pretty good.

― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 3 September 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago)

i suspect "high fullutent" and "sophisticated swine" are actually one category of "high-faluting sophisticated swine"

― lex pretend, Monday, 3 September 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago)

oooh

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 3 September 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago)

I first thought it said Highly Flatulent

― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 3 September 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago)

i suspect "high fullutent" and "sophisticated swine" are actually one category of "high-faluting sophisticated swine"

I thought of that, but didn't want to violate the purity of the sign by trying to interpret it.

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 3 September 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago)

^^^ the originalist reading of why do you <3 the devil

― direct references of (seandalai), Monday, 3 September 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago)

The nut that belongs to sport is...?

― don't slip in mud (Matt #2), Monday, 3 September 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago)

filbert

― Mordy, Monday, 3 September 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago)

it's the g.d. environmentalist's if you ask me

― Trip Maker, Monday, 3 September 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago)

are sport's nuts like trucknuts?

― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Monday, 3 September 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago)

pk = politically korrek't

― arvo peart (get bent), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago)

politically korrek't was my favorite '90s King Crimson album

― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago)

HIGH FULLUTENT

― Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago)

loudmouth women duh

homo's
feminist's
and
abortionist's

all very close behind

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago)

lost in the shuffle is how much they hate CATHOLIC'S

― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago)

i grew up in a pentecostal church, and every few weeks someone would bring up something negative about the CATHOLIC'S and half the congregation would clap and smile and the other half would look kind of embarrassed. i never got around to asking what the hell was going on with that but i'm assuming it was some sort of beef with CATHOLIC'S praying to the virgin mary, and also possibly residual feelings of anger from the Reformation

― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago)

also batshit craziness

― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago)

politically korrek't was my favorite '90s King Crimson album

that's "politically kcorrekc't"

― arvo peart (get bent), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago)

you know what else is being slept upon, is "Jehovah's Witness's"

― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago)

so much untapped hate. it's gonna be a great century!

― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago)

i was gonna put jehovahkill on the "what's on your ipod" thread but didn't think anyone would get it.

― arvo peart (get bent), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:29 (twelve years ago)

Fwiw, the earliest citation I can find online for the sign is here:

http://victoriatimes.blogspot.com/2008/06/why-do-you-heart-devil.html

Judging from photos and reports, it was a staple of the French Quarter in '08-'09. Not sure if it's still part of the scenery.

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:52 (twelve years ago)

why is "druggies" the only correctly punctuated one?

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 07:40 (twelve years ago)

Oh man, how did I not notice HIGH FALLUTENT!

― formerly EDB (ed.b), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 07:45 (twelve years ago)

Voted HIGHLY FALLUTENT. Obviously.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 07:52 (twelve years ago)

Those devil-<3ing Buddhist's

― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:41 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 6 September 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 7 September 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Wow.

Should be noted that it's not "Loudmouth Women" but the more cutting "Loud Mouth Women."

― Hadrian VIII, Friday, 7 September 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago)

Bahi's wuz robbed

― Hadrian VIII, Friday, 7 September 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago)

This list should be set to the tune of 'Subterranean Homesick Blues'.

― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Friday, 7 September 2012 07:04 (twelve years ago)

three years pass...

lol

― lag∞n, Monday, 5 September 2016 04:35 (eight years ago)

I have received government's

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 5 September 2016 05:07 (eight years ago)

amazing: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=high+fullutent

― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 5 September 2016 14:27 (eight years ago)

would def have voted loud mouth women, justice is served.

― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 5 September 2016 16:13 (eight years ago)

Mouth Women, who are also Loud

― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 5 September 2016 16:57 (eight years ago)

homo
baseball's nut
high fullutent
sophisticated swine

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 September 2016 17:17 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Crn0fmuWgAAav-I.jpg:small

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 13:09 (eight years ago)

the whole of ilx is def gonna be condemned to the fires of eternal damnation if that list is accurate

― a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 13:48 (eight years ago)

never knew fundamentalists disapproved of queue-jumpers so much

― Neil S, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 13:53 (eight years ago)

I am willing to take the risk, because I am certain that man's Eternal Damnation Delivery System is a cardboard box with dials and gauges drawn on it with a crayon.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 17:33 (eight years ago)

Hell is ~~other people~~ yoga pants.

― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 21:17 (eight years ago)

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