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It was his sled, from when he was a kid.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:30 (twenty-three years ago)

he's one of the dead guys that the kid can see

the bird is actually a bloke

they commit suicide by driving into the grand canyon as this is the only possible response to a patriarchal world where nothing will ever improve, oh what's the point

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Darth is Lukes dad.

It's a big shark!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:36 (twenty-three years ago)

the woman stole all his pencils. she is not his friend.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:37 (twenty-three years ago)

They're really twins.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:37 (twenty-three years ago)

they fall in love, and they all live happily ever after

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:38 (twenty-three years ago)

[grrr, jel: darth vader IS his father (obv)]

it's Norman dressed up as his long dead mother

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:38 (twenty-three years ago)

they are dead, and they are the ghosts

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:40 (twenty-three years ago)

why the grrr Alan?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:41 (twenty-three years ago)

(simul mind meld thing thwarted by the new warning effort. i'm closer to disabling that feature i think)

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 September 2002 09:49 (twenty-three years ago)

It's Kevin Spacey

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:05 (twenty-three years ago)

He orders pasta arabiscola, he gets noodles and tomato sauce.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:05 (twenty-three years ago)

They do a bunch of different endings - one of which is "the scooby doo ending" - it's all rather humourous really.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Mani dies. Then Lola dies. Then they live happily ever ever.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:11 (twenty-three years ago)

She lights a cigarette, the house blows up, and West Germany wins the World Cup.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Royal has a heart attack, but Chas likes him, so it's OK.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Jet Li beats up all the baddies.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:25 (twenty-three years ago)

some kids put on a show and 500,000 ppl turn up

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:47 (twenty-three years ago)

aliens did it

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:48 (twenty-three years ago)

her mother was an alien.
or some shit, i can't even remember. god damn that was a horrible film.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Maxim never loved Rebecca.

the bourgeousie walk down the road with charming discretion.

she finally gets interested in her husband after the gangster ex-boyfriend renders the husband a quadrapalegic.

Stitch AND Pleakely get to live with Lilo.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:01 (twenty-three years ago)

there were these two friends from Mexico and they went on a road trip and they had sex with this woman and then with each other, and then she died, and the friends drifted apart.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Gwyneth Paltrow's severed head.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Sean Connery and the other two become terrorists mascarading as rightious evangelists.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:04 (twenty-three years ago)

all the cars whizz past very quickly, and some people walk by slowly, or maybe quickly, and then a big jet takes off over a motorway, and it's all happening on *earth*, do you see?

― rener, Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:07 (twenty-three years ago)

He never left Vietnam.

― Richard Jones (scarne), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Some shit about a baby floating in space, I wasn't really paying attention.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

They all get shot at the end and Servalan doesn't die

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

He dug a tunnel behind the posters.

― Richard Jones (scarne), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:10 (twenty-three years ago)

He's really the guy who repairs the photo booths.

― petra jane (petra jane), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Pedant's corner: Avon doesn't get shot.

― Richard Jones (scarne), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

they fight, destroy the machine, the feds turn on him and her (who turn out to be faking) and her and him snog, and well as him and her.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

He goes into space and the Jude Law guy chucks himself off the balcony.

― petra jane (petra jane), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

lots of gigantic robots fight and stuff, and then the world blows up for no apparent reason.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh sure he does eventually. I used to hope he didn't, but he must have done right? He's pretty much screwed anyway. Sigh, Paul Darrow was pretty cool.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:15 (twenty-three years ago)

She's speaking English, only backwards.

― petra jane (petra jane), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:17 (twenty-three years ago)

HOLY SHIT THEY WERE BOTH TWO DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES OF THE SAME GUY.

MINDFUCK

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

it's made of people

― koogs, Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:19 (twenty-three years ago)

It's really an allegory about the failure of supposed communist regimes, and the fact that any change must come from the working class.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:21 (twenty-three years ago)

He buried her alive.

― Richard Jones (scarne), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:24 (twenty-three years ago)

It's the Statue of Liberty!

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)

The bloke who's waiting for the bus finally goes away.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Not guilty, by a unanimous decision.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:27 (twenty-three years ago)

she gets covered in pig's blood, she burns down the school, then she kills her mother and burns down the house with them both inside.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Fred gets shot but he tells Helena that he will ring her. Bad music is played in the background "Drugs don't kill people! People kill people!"

― Fergus Noodle, Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:29 (twenty-three years ago)

The mostly virgins kill themselves

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:30 (twenty-three years ago)

He should have believed his lies.

― webber (webber), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Agatha Christie Special:

The judge did it

Mia Farrow and her bloke did it

They all did it

Diana Rigg's bloke really did do it

― Richard Jones (scarne), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:32 (twenty-three years ago)

[a plea for pronouns only please]

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Kevin's parents come back at the end

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 September 2002 11:36 (twenty-three years ago)

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Watts and Keith wind up together.

Louis Prima was never going to show up anyway. However, the friendships are salvaged and the everyday operation of the restaurant continues to chug along.

Jenny dies of AIDS. Forrest goes to visit her grave.

Andrew ends up with Allison, Bender ends up with Claire, and Brian ends up with a heck of a lot more confidence than he had at the beginning of the movie.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 10 October 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Rosey and Pam end
up together; Bob and Doug
get to drive beer truck.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 10 October 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The beach house blows up while Mike and Velda stumble into the ocean.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 10 October 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Ken Russell special:

Oliver Reed dies.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 10 October 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Woody Allen special:

She leaves him OR it just never worked out. He's over her now, though.

― adaml (adaml), Friday, 10 October 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the president!

― adaml (adaml), Friday, 10 October 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoever started this thread owes Neon magazine (RIP) money.

― adaml (adaml), Friday, 10 October 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

merv griffin did it!
kathleen turner cooked her nines,
then she gets real fat

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 10 October 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh YEAH, and:

Mark turns out to be Happy Harry Hardon (or Hard Harry, for short). He drives into the field with Nora and his portable radio station and gets arrested by the FCC, who have been chasing him all along. Principal Cresswood gets into trouble with the superintendent for expelling all those students, with the "good teacher" Ms. Emerson looking on (IIRC anyway).

(Heh, guess what movie's my favorite movie of all time. *wink*)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 10 October 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The old man tells Dick Jones he's fired, allowing Murphy to shoot him.

Mowgli sees girl, decides man-village not all that bad.

Deckard is a replicant

Boo Radley saves the kids

― robster (robster), Friday, 10 October 2003 07:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not Rowan Atkinson, it's Scrappy!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The policeman and the crook finally meet. They have gunfight. Policeman's arm is blown off. He still manages to fire a bazooka at the crook. Then the crook pulls out A LIGHTBALL from his chest, and throws it at the policeman, and WHOLE JAPAN EXPLODES!

(Possibly the biggets spoiler ever.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Owen Wilson makes some kids jump off the GWB

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 10 October 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

There went the Challenger.

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 10 October 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Keanu Reeves actually does know kung fu.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 10 October 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

Haiku Film Endings

I "ported". Savonarola's gonna get mad! ;)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

he eats the green eggs AND the ham!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

T-shirt

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― Dr Morbius, Monday, 25 June 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

dammit

http://bp1.blogger.com/_BRW4gNHvrkk/Rn0CjYw1A3I/AAAAAAAABps/xfMpR2Qfgqk/s1600-h/zoom.gif

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 25 June 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

The whole last part was made up. What actually happened was he died at the front and she drowned in the bombings. And the other one is losing her mind, so it's her last book.

― felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

^ I don't think this is real.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 16 March 2008 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

please post your better spoiler here ↓

― felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

a DOWN arrow!!!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 16 March 2008 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

There's a radioactive Big Mac in the briefcase.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 16 March 2008 03:10 (eighteen years ago)

He did it, he isn't really crazy (he's actually a socialist!), and he gets away with it. His girlfriend dies, though. That part doesn't make much sense.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 16 March 2008 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

The cops knew he was underage all along.

― felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

Soylent Green = people.

― Pillbox, Sunday, 16 March 2008 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

The bad guy is actually his best friend.

― Tuomas, Sunday, 16 March 2008 09:07 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

MAUDE DIES!

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

JENNER KILLS NICODEMUS.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

HAIKU IS A RIVER SPIRIT WHO KNEW CHIHIRO FROM A LONG TIME AGO.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

WILL SMITH WINS THE COMPETITIVE INTERNSHIP

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

EMINEM WINS THE RAP BATTLE

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same person!!

― StanM, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

THIS APPLIES TO MULTIPLE SPIELBERG MOVIES:

IT'S A SPACESHIP!

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

Peter Parker and Spiderman are the same person!!

― StanM, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

Bruce Banner and The Hulk are the same person!!

― StanM, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

Ian Curtis dies!

― StanM, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

The White Castle meal was pretty good.

― Granny Dainger, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

Their heroin addiction leads tragically to amputation and exploitation at the hands of unscrupulous pornographers. Her television-induced self-image crisis results ultimately in involuntary electroshock therapy and institutionalization.

― Pillbox, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 06:27 (seventeen years ago)

It was all imagined.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 06:33 (seventeen years ago)

The killer is revealed to be the boy twin, who was raised to present himself as the girl twin by their deranged aunt after the girl twin died in a tragic boating accident. Frontal nudity is the centerpiece of this revelation.

― Pillbox, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 06:37 (seventeen years ago)

Snoopy comes home.

― Maltodextrin, Saturday, 2 August 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

They part.

― Tape Store, Saturday, 2 August 2008 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

She dies.

― Tape Store, Saturday, 2 August 2008 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

Eventually there is blood.

― chap, Saturday, 2 August 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

Nemo is found.

― chap, Saturday, 2 August 2008 19:28 (seventeen years ago)

Amy goes back to being a lesbian

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

the bad guy might have lived

― gbx, Saturday, 2 August 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

Henny Youngman is Keyser Soze

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

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