Primates in Pants

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19542386

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Monday, 10 September 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

"The condition of the lorises was "OK, but deteriorating", according to an official"

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Monday, 10 September 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

amazing

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

I assume it was breifs or boxer breifs?

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Monday, 10 September 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

Here I was wondering if HanleyDeus was going to make a pronouncement on the species.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 September 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

"Tho shalt not ferry thy primate bretherin to foreign lands in thy thong."

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Monday, 10 September 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

Poor lorises.

emil.y, Monday, 10 September 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

btw no sane person puts a carnivorous creature in his/her underwear

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

says you

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Monday, 10 September 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

Perhaps Lorises are actually excellent fellatialists

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Monday, 10 September 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

Wouldn't think a toothless, probably doped up monkey strapped into a pouch would be much danger. Dunno if they have claws, but I suppose those would be torn out or cut off anyway.

Øystein, Monday, 10 September 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

much less fun than the picture thread i was anticipating.

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Monday, 10 September 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/EblAJ.png

here

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

The sequel to 'Snakes on a Plane', 'Primates in your Pants'

Emeritus Professor of LOLology (snoball), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

I initially read this as "Pirates in pants" and wondered if there were a lot of pirates running around Donald Duck stylee.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

I do not recommend googling "naked pirates"

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 September 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

why becuase you want it all to yourself?

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.hauntersdepot.com/2007NEWTEMPLATES/BeSomethingMasksAndCostumes/GorillaPants.jpg

primate pants

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

btw no sane person puts a carnivorous creature in his/her underwear

― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, September 10, 2012 3:52 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My college bf's roommate stole an albino Burmese python from a pet store by putting it down his pants and walking out with it.

carl agatha, Monday, 10 September 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

Talk about taking the term "trouser snake" too literally...

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder how many types of animals have been illegally transported in undergarments

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)


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