http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn22073/dn22073-1_300.jpg
"...We've taken several steps to minimise the creepiness."
― here's something to think about – where would we be without nasty (Crabbits), Friday, 14 September 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago)
When I read about this in the back page of Harper's this month, I thought, 'They made a real version of the Francesca Fiore egg.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-CtKIo7olM
― here's something to think about – where would we be without nasty (Crabbits), Friday, 14 September 2012 13:29 (twelve years ago)
Getting a Woodring vibe from this thing
― Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Friday, 14 September 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago)
man the future is hella creepy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 September 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago)
At last, an outlet for my Humpty Dumpty fetish!
― the only problem, i find, is juggling my cock (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago)
when are we gonna be able to use this for sex. come on.
― frogbs, Friday, 14 September 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago)
*cries*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago)
well, boo:
The device is a prototype and Samani says it will not be commercialised until "all the ethical and technical considerations are covered". He adds: "I am not interested in sexual uses for it."
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago)
oh please
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago)
neither were the Hitachi Wand people and look what happened to that
http://cdn-ak.f.st-hatena.com/images/fotolife/t/twitter/20081129/20081129010035.jpg
― the only problem, i find, is juggling my cock (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago)
haha
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago)
this is fucking hilarious; can we hook it up to the robotic arm Marget Atwood was using to sign autographs and the slap-blocking android?
― wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago)
This is worse than that Fleshlight attachment you can use to fuck your iPad.
― carl agatha, Friday, 14 September 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago)
The video is great. All these people hanging out in internet cafes holding their egg with lips up to their faces.
― carl agatha, Friday, 14 September 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago)
"telepresence"
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago)
love the shot of the woman walking through some kind of building lobby, where she pauses briefly to kiss a large, plastic egg before continuing on her way
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago)
what happens when it shorts out, does it rip your lips off
― wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago)
Is the egg a saliva reservoir?
― the only problem, i find, is juggling my cock (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago)
oh gross
― carl agatha, Friday, 14 September 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago)
that's Le Kissinger, the French version
― wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago)
well calling it Kissinger is just a bad idea from the start
*drone*fuuuuhhst you puuuhrse your lipsden you move da tongue vehry gentlyincreasing da pressure as you go
gross
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago)
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/Kiss-LobbyExample.png
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago)
paging dr. cronenberg
http://www.mofopolitics.com/wp-content/gallery/sarah-palin-at-un/sarah_hug_kissinger.jpg
Kissenger comprises a pair of pressure-sensitive soft plastic lips which protrude through a smooth plastic casing the size of a large Easter egg.
― the only problem, i find, is juggling my cock (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago)
Digitizing the kiss, new possibilities of communication and interaction are possible. For example, the human to robot kiss enables an intimate relationship with a robot.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/Kiss-HumantoRobot.png
Another scenario is the human to virtual character, or physical to virtual kiss, which provides a more meaningful link between the real and virtual worlds.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/Kiss-PhysicaltoVirtual.png
The system can also enable the robot to robot kiss, allowing robots to take new identities in the future.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/Kiss-RobottoRobot.png
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago)
horny new identities, apparently
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago)
this thing reminds me of audrey II
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago)
Next thing you know, we'll be letting robots get married to other robots. Sick.
― the only problem, i find, is juggling my cock (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago)
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/151/n725075089_288918_2774.jpg
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago)
LOL HUEG
http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages01/ls2_028AudreyII.jpg
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago)
destroy science
― ciderpress, Friday, 14 September 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago)
Those people who think they are astrally married to video game characters are totally going to be the main consumers of this product.
― carl agatha, Friday, 14 September 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago)
it'll make for a lot of happy second life marriages
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago)
Move over Japanese love pillows, here's the Kissinger!
― Emeritus Professor of LOLology (snoball), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago)
never move over japanese love pillows
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UlL8-f_JCUs/SPwwNhO72wI/AAAAAAAAAOU/1_ZcQJ8Z4Mk/s400/Japan_lap_pillow_01.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UlL8-f_JCUs/SPwwWyRRzlI/AAAAAAAAAOc/x9MvAPGH1v4/s400/pillow.jpg
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago)