Kissinger: The egg with lips that transmits your lover's (lovers'?) kisses

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"...We've taken several steps to minimise the creepiness."

here's something to think about – where would we be without nasty (Crabbits), Friday, 14 September 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago)

When I read about this in the back page of Harper's this month, I thought, 'They made a real version of the Francesca Fiore egg.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-CtKIo7olM

here's something to think about – where would we be without nasty (Crabbits), Friday, 14 September 2012 13:29 (twelve years ago)

Getting a Woodring vibe from this thing

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Friday, 14 September 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago)

man the future is hella creepy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 September 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago)

At last, an outlet for my Humpty Dumpty fetish!

the only problem, i find, is juggling my cock (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago)

when are we gonna be able to use this for sex. come on.

frogbs, Friday, 14 September 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago)

*cries*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago)

well, boo:

The device is a prototype and Samani says it will not be commercialised until "all the ethical and technical considerations are covered". He adds: "I am not interested in sexual uses for it."

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago)

oh please

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago)

neither were the Hitachi Wand people and look what happened to that

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago)

http://cdn-ak.f.st-hatena.com/images/fotolife/t/twitter/20081129/20081129010035.jpg

the only problem, i find, is juggling my cock (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago)

haha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago)

this is fucking hilarious; can we hook it up to the robotic arm Marget Atwood was using to sign autographs and the slap-blocking android?

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago)

This is worse than that Fleshlight attachment you can use to fuck your iPad.

carl agatha, Friday, 14 September 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago)

The video is great. All these people hanging out in internet cafes holding their egg with lips up to their faces.

carl agatha, Friday, 14 September 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago)

"telepresence"

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago)

love the shot of the woman walking through some kind of building lobby, where she pauses briefly to kiss a large, plastic egg before continuing on her way

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago)

what happens when it shorts out, does it rip your lips off

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago)

Is the egg a saliva reservoir?

the only problem, i find, is juggling my cock (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago)

oh gross

carl agatha, Friday, 14 September 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago)

that's Le Kissinger, the French version

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago)

well calling it Kissinger is just a bad idea from the start

*drone*
fuuuuhhst you puuuhrse your lips
den you move da tongue vehry gently
increasing da pressure as you go

gross

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago)

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/Kiss-LobbyExample.png

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago)

paging dr. cronenberg

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago)

http://www.mofopolitics.com/wp-content/gallery/sarah-palin-at-un/sarah_hug_kissinger.jpg

Kissenger comprises a pair of pressure-sensitive soft plastic lips which protrude through a smooth plastic casing the size of a large Easter egg.

the only problem, i find, is juggling my cock (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago)

Digitizing the kiss, new possibilities of communication and interaction are possible. For example, the human to robot kiss enables an intimate relationship with a robot.

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/Kiss-HumantoRobot.png

Another scenario is the human to virtual character, or physical to virtual kiss, which provides a more meaningful link between the real and virtual worlds.

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/Kiss-PhysicaltoVirtual.png

The system can also enable the robot to robot kiss, allowing robots to take new identities in the future.

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/Kiss-RobottoRobot.png

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago)

horny new identities, apparently

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago)

this thing reminds me of audrey II

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago)

Next thing you know, we'll be letting robots get married to other robots. Sick.

the only problem, i find, is juggling my cock (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago)

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/151/n725075089_288918_2774.jpg

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago)

LOL HUEG

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago)

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages01/ls2_028AudreyII.jpg

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago)

destroy science

ciderpress, Friday, 14 September 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago)

Another scenario is the human to virtual character, or physical to virtual kiss, which provides a more meaningful link between the real and virtual worlds.

Those people who think they are astrally married to video game characters are totally going to be the main consumers of this product.

carl agatha, Friday, 14 September 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago)

it'll make for a lot of happy second life marriages

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago)

Move over Japanese love pillows, here's the Kissinger!

Emeritus Professor of LOLology (snoball), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago)

never move over japanese love pillows

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UlL8-f_JCUs/SPwwNhO72wI/AAAAAAAAAOU/1_ZcQJ8Z4Mk/s400/Japan_lap_pillow_01.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UlL8-f_JCUs/SPwwWyRRzlI/AAAAAAAAAOc/x9MvAPGH1v4/s400/pillow.jpg

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago)


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