From babysitter to president... poll Barbie's professions

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So Barbie has the kind of CV that indicates that she can't hold down a job for long... but where should she have stopped? Sea World Trainer? Starfleet Officer?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Computer Engineer 4
Paleontologist 3
Astronaut 3
Cat burglar 2
Starfleet officer 2
Plastic Surgeon 2
Athlete 1
Cheerleader 1
Bus driver 1
Sea World trainer 1
McDonald's cashier 1
Secretary 1
UNICEF Summit diplomat 1
Babysitter 1
Paratrooper 1
Fashion Model 0
Cowgirl 0
News anchor 0
Designer 0
Hair Dresser 0
Photographer 0
Pop singer 0
Princess 0
SCUBA diver 0
Pet stylist 0
TV chef 0
Wedding stylist 0
Waitress 0
Movie actress 0
Business executive 0
Firefighter 0
United States President 0
Ambassador for world peace 0
United States Air Force jet pilot 0
Nurse 0
Doctor 0
Dentist 0
Elementary teacher 0
Life guard 0
Police officer 0
Ballerina 0
Veterinarian 0
Artist 0
Stewardess 0
Pilot 0
NASCAR driver 0
Architect 0
Canadian Mountie 0
Aerobics instructor 0


Oz, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

Voted "computer engineer". I do wish it were some other kind of engineer. Suppose "astronaut" could have been an aerospace engineer, now that I think about it.

stURGEON & musKEY (how's life), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

astronaut barbie was in 1965 which is p cool really. hard not to vote for canadian mountie or u.s. president (like lex luthor!) tho.

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

'computer engineer' ftw

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

sorry u are incorrect; paratrooper ftw

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

Hard to believe that Cat Burglar would be deemed an acceptable Barbie profession in the 21st Century - I fear it's 'food blogger' and 'beach volleyball pro' from now on...

Oz, Friday, 21 September 2012 12:57 (thirteen years ago)

tumblr barbie

Mordy, Friday, 21 September 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)

went with 'plastic surgeon', seems appropriate

silverfish, Friday, 21 September 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

voted Scuba Diver in the absence of marine biologist, thought Sea World Trainer might be a bit torturing-porpoisesy

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 September 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

Hard choices. I went with athlete. It is nearly impossible to imagine what sport Barbie could excel in, given her grotesquely warped physique.

Aimless, Friday, 21 September 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

water polo?

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Friday, 21 September 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

She's never been a librarian?

Trip Maker, Friday, 21 September 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

she screwed up her interview

Aimless, Friday, 21 September 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

"I'm an astronaut, I think I can comprehend the Dewey Decimal System."
"We use Library of Congress."
"... Oh."

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Friday, 21 September 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 24 September 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/12096_522084691211873_1729255189_n.jpg

how's life, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:39 (twelve years ago)

How did Raquelle get access to Ken's phone? There's more to this.

brio, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:58 (twelve years ago)


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